I know this is a hoax. This was found by me today. I'm sure the diablofans community has seen it, but I will still post it. Here is the original message:
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Please, don't judge this before you read it through and think about it! I finally, after several months of extensive research have found the true secret that Diablo carries. Please bare with me.
Believe it or not but the secret of diablo 3 is within the Dol rune. By now, you are all probably thinking wtf this guy is trolling. But before you discredit me let me show to you this jaw-dropping truth. The stats of a Dol rune:
Weapons: Hit causes monster to flee 25%
Armor: Replenish Life +7
Helms: Replenish Life +7
Shield: Replenish Life +7
Some simple mathematics:
25x7x7x7 = 8575
Why Is this important you ask?
Well. In diablo 1, the lord of terror had PRECISLY 8,575 hit points. Are you getting scared? There's more
Note the stat on the dol rune that stands out the most, "Hit causes monster to flee 25%" Now, naturally this ONLY works on regular monsters but not bosses ... right?
That's were you are wrong. In diablo II "normal" difficulty has PRECISLY 34300 Hit points ( 8575 being exactly 25% of his health!)
What does this mean to us? Well, because of some glitch in the hardcoding of d2:lod this fact somehow allows you to surpasse the boundary of "hit causes monster to flee" not affecting bosses. In otherwords, because of this fault on behalf of the blizzard programmers aslong as you have a dol socketed into a weapon you can make diablo run away from you with each successfull hit. Ironic isn't it? The lord of terror, in TERROR. ( Some argue this was initially an intentional "easter-egg" the programmers added for a twist)
Okay... okay. After making you read all of this I won't disappoint you. There is indeed an even greater scandal revolving around the dol rune. One that will literally make you $!@% bricks after reading this. Let's move on!
Anagrams. Guess what? An anagram of "Dol" is Lod. Coincidence? Lod stands for Lord Of Destruction which is an expansion for diablo. An anagram of Lord Of Destruction is: consider fold trout.
Consider fold trout ...
For months these words echoed in my head and it wasn't untill tonight I realised what impact these words bare and I felt compelled to type out this thread and share it with you all.
I quote Merriam websters: Quote TROUT Middle English, from Old English trūht, from Late Latin trocta, tructa, a fish with sharp teeth, from Greek trōktēs, literally, gnawer, from trōgein to gnaw Please notice the word gnaw.
I knew I had seen this very word somewhere in the game before, but where? Gnaw Fold. It was a rare ring I had left in my stash since 1.07. According to recent databases, the prefix Gnaw and the suffix Fold no longer exist, however they did in 1.07. I was one of the lucky few to recieve this ring randomly from as far as my memory serves me, from the gidbin quest. Enough about the ring, let me explain to you all how this fits together... PERFECTLY.
Gnaw Fold - Unique ring stats:
Attack rating +25
Vitality +7
Life +7
Energy +7
Mana +7
Do you see the similarities yet? Well, if you don't than look back at are old friend the dol rune.
Quote The stats of a Dol rune:
Weapons: Hit causes monster to flee 25%
Armor: Replenish Life +7
Helms: Replenish Life +7
Shield: Replenish Life +7
Admit it, you are scared? This is where this little discovery takes a VERY, VERY awkward and interesting turn.
They're three difficulties on d2 'Normal', 'Nightmare' and 'Hell' In the "Hell" mode of diablo lod, diablo has a 0.05575% chance of dropping a Dol rune. Why Is this important? Apart from the scary number-patterns this tells us that JUST as with the dol rune glitch that allowed you to make diablo flee from you, here a very simliar glitch occurs. Once again, because of the "Sloppy Hardcoding" of D2 LOD (Mind, it was a rush job after the sky-rocketing sales of classic) whenever you kill diablo in hell with this ring in your ring slot the game crashes. I bet you all are thinking now, WOW what a waste of time! He made us read ALL of this to tell us that because of the incompetence of blizzard employee's the game crashes if you wear some really rare ring and just HAPPEN to get a dol rune drop for you. This is wrong. As you will find out in just a sec there is something special about this error message. It returns the following value to your screen: 64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39.
At first glace 64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39 seems completly random, just some error code right? This is where you are wrong, deeply wrong.
64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39 is hex for : Diablo 3 09/09/09. Don't believe me? Google ANY Hex translator and try it yourself.
From this ASTONISHING information I would like to conclude that based on my findings I believe (and believe all you others should acknowledge aswell) that diablo 3's official release date is 09/09/09.
DISCLAIMER: PLEASE, BEFORE FLAMING / DISAGREEING READ THROUGH THE WHOLE THREAD! YOU WILL SEE MY FINDINGS ARE FLAWLESS. [ post edited by
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I have posted this for anyone who has forgotten, but wished not to, of this, anyone who has not seen it, or anyone who would want to believe in this. I am yet to of researched the 'Gnaw Fold' ring.
So you just posted that for no reason, kefka666333abc123? I mean, what reason would you have? Of course, people have seen this, of course it is flawed and old. Is that all you wanted to tell me? I'm very touched that you care so much about me. I mean, to tell me this for no particular reason, other than letting me know what you think. Wow! Thanks for so much concern, for something so minute (which makes you a hypocrite for posting your response in the first place) that you just had to blurt it out, to make... who feel smart? No one has gained anything. Don't flame my threads, and don't spam (posting a small message that helps nothing).
So you just posted that for no reason, kefka666333abc123? I mean, what reason would you have? Of course, people have seen this, of course it is flawed and old. Is that all you wanted to tell me? I'm very touched that you care so much about me. I mean, to tell me this for no particular reason, other than letting me know what you think. Wow! Thanks for so much concern, for something so minute (which makes you a hypocrite for posting your response in the first place) that you just had to blurt it out, to make... who feel smart? No one has gained anything. Don't flame my threads, and don't spam (posting a small message that helps nothing).
Im sorry I offended you but the fact is that this has been posted many times before why didnt you discuss it in those threads?;.....
I don't think anyone has realized this; this is a novel thread for fun. Of course I do not believe in it. If everyone will jump at the opportunity to insult me over finding this for (my) first time, please tell me and I will go to Diii.net!
EDIT: Because I wasn't available to see those threads, and thought no one would mind if I post one thread over out of all the other dead threads in the Diablo 3 sector of Dfans.
do ur thing playa its a forum to discuss diablo 3 if u didnt see the other threads dont worry about it, the first time i read this i thought it was interesting
And how exactly has this been proven a hoax? As far as I can read, the fellow has some points.
Thats pretty far for blizzard to go in giving us a hint to the release date aint it?.....they obviously wont release the game until its ready so how can this have any relevance?
Heh, actually it's a brilliant move if you think about it....:P What you just said kind of proves my point, I kind of feel the same way...the anticipation is killing me.....
It's all about the anticipation... The moments before the kill, those are the best times of my life.
Heh, actually it's a brilliant move if you think about it....:P What you just said kind of proves my point, I kind of feel the same way...the anticipation is killing me.....
It's all about the anticipation... The moments before the kill, those are the best times of my life.
yeah but how long can you be hyped about the game? if it is released late 2010 or early 2011 like i hear no way ill be interested in it by then..seriously why announce it so early dont they know most of their fan base is older now, to be honest most games that sell are platfrom games now for kids younger...diablo 2 came out and it was the shit when i was a freshman, im a junior in college now so its been a while and i wont have time to play if it is released after 2009 and im sure most of us wont by then due to grad school//jobs
I agree with you! The hype is slowly dying out! But soon it gets released, I think my interest will grow back!
Something similar happened to me with the Dark Knight! I watched Batman Begins, and I loved it! As soon as I found out that they are making the sequel, I couldn't wait for it! With time, I forgot about it, and actually didn't care! But as soon it came to theaters, I totally freaked out (in a good way, that is :))!
I think that the same thing will happen to me with Diablo III! I just have to wait...
first of all badass sig...dark knight is different its a 2 hour movie...diablo is time consuming me personally i wont have time ill be in grad school by then
lol. If you go to the forum that it was origionally posted, he says on.... page 6? I dunno, been a while since I read it, that it was a lie. That's your proof. If that's not proof enough for you, go find the thread yourself and read through the pages and you'll see his post where he says he made it all up.
It was very amusing, and very intricate, I laughed quite hard when I read it, and even harder when I saw the droves of people who believed it. Anyways... its fake, but one heck of a job =)
And another reason I posted this, was just to show how bad people really want this. I think for anyone who has been unaccepting over the graphics, I believe they have come around. That's the power of anticipation.
And, after gettin a really weird item i got a really weird Hex error, the one i translated and ended being something like "STOP TRANSLATING EVERY GAME ERROR YOU NERD", amazing, truly.
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--START--
Please, don't judge this before you read it through and think about it! I finally, after several months of extensive research have found the true secret that Diablo carries. Please bare with me.
Believe it or not but the secret of diablo 3 is within the Dol rune. By now, you are all probably thinking wtf this guy is trolling. But before you discredit me let me show to you this jaw-dropping truth. The stats of a Dol rune:
Weapons: Hit causes monster to flee 25%
Armor: Replenish Life +7
Helms: Replenish Life +7
Shield: Replenish Life +7
Some simple mathematics:
25x7x7x7 = 8575
Why Is this important you ask?
Well. In diablo 1, the lord of terror had PRECISLY 8,575 hit points. Are you getting scared? There's more
Note the stat on the dol rune that stands out the most, "Hit causes monster to flee 25%" Now, naturally this ONLY works on regular monsters but not bosses ... right?
That's were you are wrong. In diablo II "normal" difficulty has PRECISLY 34300 Hit points ( 8575 being exactly 25% of his health!)
What does this mean to us? Well, because of some glitch in the hardcoding of d2:lod this fact somehow allows you to surpasse the boundary of "hit causes monster to flee" not affecting bosses. In otherwords, because of this fault on behalf of the blizzard programmers aslong as you have a dol socketed into a weapon you can make diablo run away from you with each successfull hit. Ironic isn't it? The lord of terror, in TERROR. ( Some argue this was initially an intentional "easter-egg" the programmers added for a twist)
Okay... okay. After making you read all of this I won't disappoint you. There is indeed an even greater scandal revolving around the dol rune. One that will literally make you $!@% bricks after reading this. Let's move on!
Anagrams. Guess what? An anagram of "Dol" is Lod. Coincidence? Lod stands for Lord Of Destruction which is an expansion for diablo. An anagram of Lord Of Destruction is: consider fold trout.
Consider fold trout ...
For months these words echoed in my head and it wasn't untill tonight I realised what impact these words bare and I felt compelled to type out this thread and share it with you all.
I quote Merriam websters: Quote TROUT Middle English, from Old English trūht, from Late Latin trocta, tructa, a fish with sharp teeth, from Greek trōktēs, literally, gnawer, from trōgein to gnaw Please notice the word gnaw.
I knew I had seen this very word somewhere in the game before, but where? Gnaw Fold. It was a rare ring I had left in my stash since 1.07. According to recent databases, the prefix Gnaw and the suffix Fold no longer exist, however they did in 1.07. I was one of the lucky few to recieve this ring randomly from as far as my memory serves me, from the gidbin quest. Enough about the ring, let me explain to you all how this fits together... PERFECTLY.
Gnaw Fold - Unique ring stats:
Attack rating +25
Vitality +7
Life +7
Energy +7
Mana +7
Do you see the similarities yet? Well, if you don't than look back at are old friend the dol rune.
Quote The stats of a Dol rune:
Weapons: Hit causes monster to flee 25%
Armor: Replenish Life +7
Helms: Replenish Life +7
Shield: Replenish Life +7
Admit it, you are scared? This is where this little discovery takes a VERY, VERY awkward and interesting turn.
They're three difficulties on d2 'Normal', 'Nightmare' and 'Hell' In the "Hell" mode of diablo lod, diablo has a 0.05575% chance of dropping a Dol rune. Why Is this important? Apart from the scary number-patterns this tells us that JUST as with the dol rune glitch that allowed you to make diablo flee from you, here a very simliar glitch occurs. Once again, because of the "Sloppy Hardcoding" of D2 LOD (Mind, it was a rush job after the sky-rocketing sales of classic) whenever you kill diablo in hell with this ring in your ring slot the game crashes. I bet you all are thinking now, WOW what a waste of time! He made us read ALL of this to tell us that because of the incompetence of blizzard employee's the game crashes if you wear some really rare ring and just HAPPEN to get a dol rune drop for you. This is wrong. As you will find out in just a sec there is something special about this error message. It returns the following value to your screen: 64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39.
At first glace 64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39 seems completly random, just some error code right? This is where you are wrong, deeply wrong.
64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39 is hex for : Diablo 3 09/09/09. Don't believe me? Google ANY Hex translator and try it yourself.
From this ASTONISHING information I would like to conclude that based on my findings I believe (and believe all you others should acknowledge aswell) that diablo 3's official release date is 09/09/09.
DISCLAIMER: PLEASE, BEFORE FLAMING / DISAGREEING READ THROUGH THE WHOLE THREAD! YOU WILL SEE MY FINDINGS ARE FLAWLESS. [ post edited by
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I have posted this for anyone who has forgotten, but wished not to, of this, anyone who has not seen it, or anyone who would want to believe in this. I am yet to of researched the 'Gnaw Fold' ring.
7+ replenish life..
7 years after d2 lod, they announce d3.
EDIT:Milanv, I would be laughing right now if you would have the slightest thought into this theory. Your signature would BLOW UP! lol
Im sorry I offended you but the fact is that this has been posted many times before why didnt you discuss it in those threads?;.....
EDIT: Because I wasn't available to see those threads, and thought no one would mind if I post one thread over out of all the other dead threads in the Diablo 3 sector of Dfans.
Thats pretty far for blizzard to go in giving us a hint to the release date aint it?.....they obviously wont release the game until its ready so how can this have any relevance?
While they may indeed know it now, or at least have a target date set... the fact that they keep it in the dark is a smart move on their part.
It's all about the anticipation... The moments before the kill, those are the best times of my life.
yeah but how long can you be hyped about the game? if it is released late 2010 or early 2011 like i hear no way ill be interested in it by then..seriously why announce it so early dont they know most of their fan base is older now, to be honest most games that sell are platfrom games now for kids younger...diablo 2 came out and it was the shit when i was a freshman, im a junior in college now so its been a while and i wont have time to play if it is released after 2009 and im sure most of us wont by then due to grad school//jobs
first of all badass sig...dark knight is different its a 2 hour movie...diablo is time consuming me personally i wont have time ill be in grad school by then
It was very amusing, and very intricate, I laughed quite hard when I read it, and even harder when I saw the droves of people who believed it. Anyways... its fake, but one heck of a job =)