i know the deckard cain rap is quite popular but this song is up there
Diablo Went Down to Harrogath
By the Flayer Tabernacle Choir
(Based on The Devil Went Down to Georgia by the Charlie Daniels Band)
Diablo went down to Harrogath
He was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a groove
Now if he found a noob
He could easily close the deal
When he came upon a Barb in a duel
And the Barb won with a single shot
And Diablo jumped on some skulls and rocks and said,
"Barb, let me tell you what:
I'll bet you didn't know it
But I'm a PKer too,
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you.
Now you duel pretty good young Barb
But give Diablo his due
I'll bet a sword of gold against your soul
That says I can PK you."
The Barb said, "My name's Leet Haxxor,
And you may think me a clown,
But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
‘Cause you're the one that's going down."
Leet rise up your sword and concentrate real hard
‘Cause Hell's unleashed in Harrogoth
And Diablo deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny sword made of gold
But if you lose Diablo gets your soul.
Diablo raised his hands and said,
"I'll start this duel."
And fire torched the ground
As if it was made of fuel.
Then a band of lightning shot from his fingertips
That followed Leet around.
Then he took an icy punch
That knocked Leet to the ground.
When Diablo finished his attack, Leet said,
"You're pretty good, demon."
But despite your all, you're gonna fall
Let me show you how it's done.
Berserk on the mountain, run boys run
Diablo's in the house of the ‘Ith' item
Flayers at the dead man, picking out bones
Wishing it could be the Diablo clone
(Fiddle music)
Diablo lost his ear
And he knew that he'd been beat
And he dropped that golden sword
Right at Leet Haxxor's feet
And Leet said, "Diablo, just come on back
If you ever wanna try again.
I've shown you now
You ugly hell spawn,
I'm the best that's ever been!"
And Leet went
Berserk on the mountain, run boys run
Diablo's in the house of the ‘Ith' item
Flayers at the dead man, picking out bones
Wishing it could be the Diablo clone
(More fiddle music)
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
yo chek dis shizzle son!
da song was off the chain for sizzle
it iz da bes sizzle round, AITE!?
it remind me of the time i pop a cap in thiz burzter once homie
n all the hoes was like shitz
n he aint said nuttin
no y?
cus he no dat if werd got out heed looz his props and respec c?
n da only reezn i say dis fo iz cus i kin talk mo gangsta den yall
!!Yeah!! put that in your pipe and smoke it
East Coast
LoL
i got 13 words nice.............see thir13een words or dots as it turns out but anyway nice lyrics
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You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
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Diablo Went Down to Harrogath
By the Flayer Tabernacle Choir
(Based on The Devil Went Down to Georgia by the Charlie Daniels Band)
da song was off the chain for sizzle
it iz da bes sizzle round, AITE!?
it remind me of the time i pop a cap in thiz burzter once homie
n all the hoes was like shitz
n he aint said nuttin
no y?
cus he no dat if werd got out heed looz his props and respec c?
n da only reezn i say dis fo iz cus i kin talk mo gangsta den yall
!!Yeah!! put that in your pipe and smoke it
East Coast
LoL
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......