Someone needs to kill this guy... Seriously, how many piss poor Chuck Norris jokes do we have to hear? It gets annoying as hell. x.x One shot, right through the head, fucker's dead.
-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
Yah, Chuck norris is now extremely annoying. Let's back Mike Huckabee, whoop-de-fuckin' do. Why would you back Mike Huckabee of all the Presidential Candidates. And he's got way too many of those dumb jokes.
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"I'm like a dog chasing cars." - Joker, Dark Knight
I know, but its just so annoying walking through school and then you here a Chuck norris joke. And then you here over and over again. It's funny the first time.
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"I'm like a dog chasing cars." - Joker, Dark Knight
The jokes are comical but only to an extent, like what Whiteghost said. I get annoyed hearing them as much as anyone else does because theyre the same joke just with one word switched but I still like the guy. It's not his fault
Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the devil to get awesome karate skills, then roundhouse kicked the devil and got his soul back, the devil who appreciates irony should have seen it coming. They now play poker together every thurday.
That's one I hadn't heard before. But this thread is not for rattling of CN jokes.
I really don't get how it got so big. He knows karate so does Jackie Chan. So he has a fairly popular TV show, so does Jackie Chan. Why aren't there any of these sorts of jokes about Jackie Chan?
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
I'm willing to bet that he's the major reason Chuck Norris is getting the attention. Remember the Walker, Texas Ranger lever?
At least Norris has taken it in stride and let people have their fun (with the exception of the guy he sued over a book). Kudos to him for that. But you're all right that the "facts" have become old. Yes, we all know that he can roundhouse kick and karate-chop.
Hell, I remember watching Walker, Texas Ranger with my dad during the week before he had to go to work. Lol.
I'm willing to bet that he's the major reason Chuck Norris is getting the attention. Remember the Walker, Texas Ranger lever?
At least Norris has taken it in stride and let people have their fun (with the exception of the guy he sued over a book). Kudos to him for that. But you're all right that the "facts" have become old. Yes, we all know that he can roundhouse kick and karate-chop.
Hell, I remember watching Walker, Texas Ranger with my dad during the week before he had to go to work. Lol.
I guess that is true...
Plus when everyone is done with Chuck, they will find someone else... I remember there used to be Jackie Chan jokes. x.x
I really don't get how it got so big. He knows karate so does Jackie Chan. So he has a fairly popular TV show, so does Jackie Chan. Why aren't there any of these sorts of jokes about Jackie Chan?
I think it has something to do with how nerdy the guy is in reality. He seriously could have gone on to do lots more karate and martial arts movies, but instead he decided to become a cowboy. Go figure.
Oh, by the way you should all google search "find chuck norris" and hit I'm feeling lucky.
I think it has something to do with how nerdy the guy is in reality. He seriously could have gone on to do lots more karate and martial arts movies, but instead he decided to become a cowboy. Go figure.
Oh, by the way you should all google search "find chuck norris" and hit I'm feeling lucky.
Hey, at least Jackie Chan did all his own stunts. Plus he was awsome. (Especially in The Drunken Master!!)
Side note: I thought that was really Google for a moment... x.x That's...interesting...
Side note 2: Who wants to come with me to KILL CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
Yah, Chuck norris is now extremely annoying. Let's back Mike Huckabee, whoop-de-fuckin' do. Why would you back Mike Huckabee of all the Presidential Candidates. And he's got way too many of those dumb jokes.
Bastard pisses me off...
That's one I hadn't heard before. But this thread is not for rattling of CN jokes.
I really don't get how it got so big. He knows karate so does Jackie Chan. So he has a fairly popular TV show, so does Jackie Chan. Why aren't there any of these sorts of jokes about Jackie Chan?
I'm willing to bet that he's the major reason Chuck Norris is getting the attention. Remember the Walker, Texas Ranger lever?
At least Norris has taken it in stride and let people have their fun (with the exception of the guy he sued over a book). Kudos to him for that. But you're all right that the "facts" have become old. Yes, we all know that he can roundhouse kick and karate-chop.
Hell, I remember watching Walker, Texas Ranger with my dad during the week before he had to go to work. Lol.
I guess that is true...
Plus when everyone is done with Chuck, they will find someone else... I remember there used to be Jackie Chan jokes. x.x
I think it has something to do with how nerdy the guy is in reality. He seriously could have gone on to do lots more karate and martial arts movies, but instead he decided to become a cowboy. Go figure.
Oh, by the way you should all google search "find chuck norris" and hit I'm feeling lucky.
Like a cat, tied to a stick
Hey, at least Jackie Chan did all his own stunts. Plus he was awsome. (Especially in The Drunken Master!!)
Side note: I thought that was really Google for a moment... x.x That's...interesting...
Side note 2: Who wants to come with me to KILL CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
Check this out!
Couldn't help myself.:D