Having surgery and being in a semi-conscious state. One in which I can feel the pressure of the scalpel and the pain associated with being cut from pelvis to sternum and being too asleep to let them know I need to be knocked the fuck out. That thought terrifies me. I also cringe at the sight of needles or any talk about needles. Fuck I am wriggling in my seat typing about needles. Any kind of major surgery related shit just makes my skin crawl. I've been in and out of the hospital for minor surgery 13 times since I was 2 years old. Maybe that is why I hate going to the doctor?
Spirits, spiders, sharks, naked dead bitches...none of that shit scares me or even makes me wince but doctors....FUCK THAT!! You gotta imagine, serial killers and shit like to dissect their victims and whatever. Doctors are some sick ass motherfuckers that get their rocks off under the guise of helping people. Let me die a natural death unaware if my fucking heart is about to clog solid from eating too many baconators or whatnot. End rant
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The blind mind's eye replies with a sigh and a tear of contempt for those who see the world as it truly is.
Ok I take blame since I brought up the frightening prospect of surgery. That reply leaves me wondering though....What were your balls before they were balls? Are you saying you were a bitch and the doctors fixed that? You had a sex change before you even had a say so in the matter? Are your spermies ever going to be able to swim the channel and find their nesting grounds?? Details Venom! I demand them. LOL. No if it isn't something you want to talk about then don't. Anyway that is freaky shit. Some sick ass doctor was touching your balls before you were even 1 year old. Thus solidifying my stance that they are some sick bastards cuttin people open, touching childrens genetalia, etc. under the guise of "helping you."
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The blind mind's eye replies with a sigh and a tear of contempt for those who see the world as it truly is.
Dangit! I can't link the video as I can't get to youtube but if you type in youtube. "Unknown lifeform found in North Carolina sewer" that thing is kinda creepy. Come to think of it. It may just be Lt. Venom's testicle ripped out of it's sack, flushed down the toilet and trying to crawl it's way back to you. Watch that video, it's kinda creepy and gross. It's on the internet so I don't believe it to be real but it is very convincing nonetheless.
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The blind mind's eye replies with a sigh and a tear of contempt for those who see the world as it truly is.
Lol, that's actually a very common problem... I had a friend who had a similar problem, only he didn't have to had surgery, he only had a female nurse pushing his balls down to its sack while he was still conscious, and he was like 12. Lucky bastard.
Although I think he wasn't born with that problem, it just happened. I should ask him for more details
Dangit! I can't link the video as I can't get to youtube but if you type in youtube. "Unknown lifeform found in North Carolina sewer" that thing is kinda creepy. Come to think of it. It may just be Lt. Venom's testicle ripped out of it's sack, flushed down the toilet and trying to crawl it's way back to you. Watch that video, it's kinda creepy and gross. It's on the internet so I don't believe it to be real but it is very convincing nonetheless.
No, I still have my pair.
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Spirits, spiders, sharks, naked dead bitches...none of that shit scares me or even makes me wince but doctors....FUCK THAT!! You gotta imagine, serial killers and shit like to dissect their victims and whatever. Doctors are some sick ass motherfuckers that get their rocks off under the guise of helping people. Let me die a natural death unaware if my fucking heart is about to clog solid from eating too many baconators or whatnot. End rant
Although I think he wasn't born with that problem, it just happened. I should ask him for more details
And spiders.
All the 'paranormal' fears is just your mind.
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No, I still have my pair.
Radioactive materials are how fire alarms work
My fear is breaking through a sheet of ice (on a frozen-over lake) and not being able to break out of it to get back to the surface. Brrrrr.