I did some searching around on the internet today for Blizzard merchandise, specifically Diablo, and was quite disappointed with the outcome. All I was able to find were T-shirts and some little weird figurines. I mean, you see Starwars fans' rooms (or offices hehe) littered with cool collectibles and merchandise and whatnot... but what about Blizzard? I mean don't get me wrong I like the idea of T-shirts, but I think it would be cool if they had other things, like for instance a giant plush Diablo or something. How awesome would that be? Being a kid and going to bed with that huge-ass Diablo to protect you from the boogie monster or fetish's hiding in the closet. I mean, I'm 23 and I still think it would be cool to have that!
I want to hear what you guys think would make a great Blizzard, or more specifically, Diablo-related toy or product, and why.
* Action figures!! So I could give all the kids one!
* Trophys, in shining gold. To us that have stayed true to Blizzard since Diablo 1.
* Big ass plastic weapons and kid-toys like Barbarian axe, magician staff, decard cain beard.
* Playing Cards with nude people having fun.. In tristram!
My first dusty tome
My Little Andariel
Diablo Slay n' Learn playset
Y'know.
Introducing the Diablo Slay 'n Learn playset - new from Blizzard! ~"Tired of your kids fighting with eachother all the time? :starwars: Are you bothered that every smack to head will reduce precious braincells? :wallbash: Well we have the solution for you! With the patented Diablo Slay 'n Learn playset, your youngsters can now spend hours comfortably banishing the cruelest dankest enemies from the darkest depths of hell right in front of your caring and watchful eyes! Enjoy a cup of tea! Read a book! There's no need to worry as your child will be slaying and learning for hours on end! And if you call within the next two-thousand years , we'll even include this plastic Perfect Ruby! Impress your friends! Show it to your dog! Go on an all day shopping-spree! The possibilities are endless! Blizzard representatives are standing by - don't delay!
*Blizzard accepts no responsibility for any accidents or injuries that may, and probably will occur in the construction or use of the Diablo Slay 'n Learn playset. All parents are responsible for their children's actions which include, but is not limited to; broken bones, soul corruption, banishment, demonic possession, uncontrollable defacation, increase in narcissistic actions, increased desire to take over the world. Not even death can save your kids from this product.*
I want to hear what you guys think would make a great Blizzard, or more specifically, Diablo-related toy or product, and why.
* Trophys, in shining gold. To us that have stayed true to Blizzard since Diablo 1.
* Big ass plastic weapons and kid-toys like Barbarian axe, magician staff, decard cain beard.
* Playing Cards with nude people having fun.. In tristram!
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But you can get that in a third-world country...
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
My Little Andariel
Diablo Slay n' Learn playset
Y'know.
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
ROFL! <3
As a...toy? How would one obtain the essence of Hell and torture and make it in to a toy?
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Introducing the Diablo Slay 'n Learn playset - new from Blizzard! ~"Tired of your kids fighting with eachother all the time? :starwars: Are you bothered that every smack to head will reduce precious braincells? :wallbash: Well we have the solution for you! With the patented Diablo Slay 'n Learn playset, your youngsters can now spend hours comfortably banishing the cruelest dankest enemies from the darkest depths of hell right in front of your caring and watchful eyes! Enjoy a cup of tea! Read a book! There's no need to worry as your child will be slaying and learning for hours on end! And if you call within the next two-thousand years , we'll even include this plastic Perfect Ruby! Impress your friends! Show it to your dog! Go on an all day shopping-spree! The possibilities are endless! Blizzard representatives are standing by - don't delay!
*Blizzard accepts no responsibility for any accidents or injuries that may, and probably will occur in the construction or use of the Diablo Slay 'n Learn playset. All parents are responsible for their children's actions which include, but is not limited to; broken bones, soul corruption, banishment, demonic possession, uncontrollable defacation, increase in narcissistic actions, increased desire to take over the world. Not even death can save your kids from this product.*
Dude... get fuckin' wrecked, Seth.
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
...... for dummies.
:: Enkeria [Twitter / Twitch / Website / Tattoos]
that's a true Diablo Fan
it could work as the sex toy some of you where asking