The OP is clearly lying. His in depth description of his life to make him look like a guido (as pictured in the second post) proves this. Descriptions of girls in bed have nothing to do with the intention of the thread. My best guess is he still plays WoW for a few hours a day, is playing Diablo 3 the rest of the time, still drives his parents station wagon and hasn't seen a friend in several years.
So far this comment is my favorite.
mmmm....turtles.
Answered on the 12th with 275,000 other happy campers.
Guys this is what he did in 3 months time. Haters!
Anyways, closed.