Verbose: "I believe the actual coordinates of the current location may be in disharmony with my assumption on the latter. Will you be able to provide me with some means to resolve this matter?"
Verbose: "If you don't mind me saying so, madame, I find human females in possession of a rubenesque anatomy particularly stimulating to my sexual reproductive instincts."
The video game entitled Diablo 3 is going to unequivocally annihilate my social prowess, violate it, conflagrate its existence, then violate it again, then allow its lifeless corpse lay in ruins in some abandoned side road.
I hope my turbinates calm the fuck down and quit blocking my nasal airways.
Original: "I hope my turbinates calm the fuck down and quit blocking my nasal airways."
(More) Verbose: "I certainly desire a cessation to the inflamation in my nasal concha, for if their agitation cannot be swiftly alleviated I fear that my atmospheric olfactory conduits shall be unable to perform their most vital of tasks."
Make sense? I hope so! I'll start it
Ouch, that really hurt.
ork: ouch that really hurt.
in regards to your lack of competence
Original: Ouch, that really hurt.
Verbose: "My dear sir, the strike you have delivered onto my shoulder has left me with considerable pain."
Original: I really like this video game.
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
Verbose: "I say! This recreational motion picture competition of skill and wit is of an above-average calibre!"
Original: "I think I'm lost. Can you help me?"
Verbose: "I believe the actual coordinates of the current location may be in disharmony with my assumption on the latter. Will you be able to provide me with some means to resolve this matter?"
Original: "Plump women makes me horny."
Original: "The time is currently 12:30 PM."
I hope my turbinates calm the fuck down and quit blocking my nasal airways.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
(More) Verbose: "I certainly desire a cessation to the inflamation in my nasal concha, for if their agitation cannot be swiftly alleviated I fear that my atmospheric olfactory conduits shall be unable to perform their most vital of tasks."
Original: "Hello, my name is Steve."
Verbose: "Greetings my good chap. You may address me as Steve of Memeingham."
Original: "The Game."
-I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can't deny-
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
I like turtles.
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Original: I like turtles
Verbose: I find myself rather partial to a dish of finely prepared meat with lemon and garlic of this shelled reptilian creature that is the turtle.
Original: He ripped his enemy's leg off and beat him to death with it.
Original: My car goes fast
Can you help me out?