I met this girl, and the first thing I noticed was that she was smoking hot, and after talking to her a bit the next thing I realized was that she was very religious. Immediately, I knew if I had any chance at that, then I would have to do the song and dance.
Of course our first 'date, if you can call it that, was at her church, and we have been going fairly regularly for the past couple weeks. I am pretty sure her and the folks are buying my whole nice christian routine, but I am not 100% certain. I don't know how much longer I can keep it up tbh.
Any experienced xtians got some advice on how I can tap that, before they start to catch on?
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"
Christian is a lot more serious than Catholic isn't it? Like a lot more 'full on'? What I mean by this is that you sir, are one unlucky fella! I'm pretty sure I'm wrong about this but don't religious people frown upon Athiests? I mean apart form the obvious reasons (not following the same god and all that yada yada).
Me, I'm an evolutionist.
I guess it depends on if you want to actually have a relationship with her anyway, If so you may need to make some changes :(.
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Bashiok - Blizzard Representative - 08/01/2011 -"So how many skill combinations are there now? Well taking into account 6 active skills, all the rune combinations, and 3 passives we currently expect each class to have roughly 2,285,814,795,264 different build combinations."
"Hey, I thought you'd like the witty irony of grub-on-glowie violence!"
Christian is a lot more serious than Catholic isn't it? Like a lot more 'full on'? What I mean by this is that you sir, are one unlucky fella! I'm pretty sure I'm wrong about this but don't religious people frown upon Athiests? I mean apart form the obvious reasons (not following the same god and all that yada yada).
Me, I'm an evolutionist.
I guess it depends on if you want to actually have a relationship with her anyway, If so you may need to make some changes :(.
Ohh yah, the very word atheist is instantly associated as negative here in the states.
She would probably break up with me if she figured it out, and if not, I know her parents wouldn't go with it.
And there is no way I could stand to continue on with this act forever. Besides, you can only mumble the words to these songs, so much, before things start getting too suspicious.
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"
Explain to her that your not a Christian but you are prepared to rid the world of Diablo and his brethren, then take it from there.
Flawless!
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Bashiok - Blizzard Representative - 08/01/2011 -"So how many skill combinations are there now? Well taking into account 6 active skills, all the rune combinations, and 3 passives we currently expect each class to have roughly 2,285,814,795,264 different build combinations."
"Hey, I thought you'd like the witty irony of grub-on-glowie violence!"
Well if she likes you well enough by now then she shouldn't care what belief you are. If she does take offense then where's the point in carrying on. Unless your sole goal is to 'tap that', in which case I wish you luck with the whole 'no sex before marriage' part.
if you care about her or about it going anywhere, tell the truth...if not, keep lying until it blows up in your face, just make sure your back 12 yards
if you care about her or about it going anywhere, tell the truth...if not, keep lying until it blows up in your face, just make sure your back 12 yards
That's terrible advice.
A wise man once said that honesty was the best policy. Too bad the idiot he was talking to didn't realize he was joking....
Worse case scenario, you come out as an agnostic, not atheist. Then, you say its a recent development.
Though, if she is hardcore religious, then you won't be getting anywhere without a wedding ring. So you are just kinda wasting your time.
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Do you want to get scammed? Perhaps a nice keylogger?
"Just google "diablo 3 gold guide" and magical rainbow covered demons will assault your eyes."
I'd say tell her the truth. As soon as possible. If she finds out you lied to be accepted (not to mention to get to her panties) she is probably going to leave you. Not like you're going to nail her that fast anyway.
So, just be honest, tell her you're not into religion, and hope for the best. You will gain some points with her for being honest. If she goes berserker mode because you do not believe in things that she believes, well, like Azunaii said:
Why would you say that? Have you ever went out with some one you didn't plan to marry?
You are quite easily trolled. Would you seriously look me in the eye and tell me you believe this story? If so, I have a Nigerian prince who could use some financial assistance from you.
Why would you say that? Have you ever went out with some one you didn't plan to marry?
You are quite easily trolled. Would you seriously look me in the eye and tell me you believe this story? If so, I have a Nigerian prince who could use some financial assistance from you.
419 XD Aaah, I remember my first email.
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I met this girl, and the first thing I noticed was that she was smoking hot, and after talking to her a bit the next thing I realized was that she was very religious. Immediately, I knew if I had any chance at that, then I would have to do the song and dance.
Of course our first 'date, if you can call it that, was at her church, and we have been going fairly regularly for the past couple weeks. I am pretty sure her and the folks are buying my whole nice christian routine, but I am not 100% certain. I don't know how much longer I can keep it up tbh.
Any experienced xtians got some advice on how I can tap that, before they start to catch on?
Epicurus
Me, I'm an evolutionist.
I guess it depends on if you want to actually have a relationship with her anyway, If so you may need to make some changes :(.
Bashiok - Blizzard Representative - 08/01/2011 -"So how many skill combinations are there now? Well taking into account 6 active skills, all the rune combinations, and 3 passives we currently expect each class to have roughly 2,285,814,795,264 different build combinations."
"Hey, I thought you'd like the witty irony of grub-on-glowie violence!"
She would probably break up with me if she figured it out, and if not, I know her parents wouldn't go with it.
And there is no way I could stand to continue on with this act forever. Besides, you can only mumble the words to these songs, so much, before things start getting too suspicious.
Epicurus
Bashiok - Blizzard Representative - 08/01/2011 -"So how many skill combinations are there now? Well taking into account 6 active skills, all the rune combinations, and 3 passives we currently expect each class to have roughly 2,285,814,795,264 different build combinations."
"Hey, I thought you'd like the witty irony of grub-on-glowie violence!"
No advice because it would be 'be yourself' and apparently that's not gonna happen.
That's terrible advice.
A wise man once said that honesty was the best policy. Too bad the idiot he was talking to didn't realize he was joking....
Worse case scenario, you come out as an agnostic, not atheist. Then, you say its a recent development.
Though, if she is hardcore religious, then you won't be getting anywhere without a wedding ring. So you are just kinda wasting your time.
"Just google "diablo 3 gold guide" and magical rainbow covered demons will assault your eyes."
So, just be honest, tell her you're not into religion, and hope for the best. You will gain some points with her for being honest. If she goes berserker mode because you do not believe in things that she believes, well, like Azunaii said:
it would take forever to take her clothes off anyway...
This ^
lol, does that comment offend you? What else would someone one notice first?
"Just google "diablo 3 gold guide" and magical rainbow covered demons will assault your eyes."
First time I read that I read 'smoking pot' and when I got to the religious part I decided to reread.
You are quite easily trolled. Would you seriously look me in the eye and tell me you believe this story? If so, I have a Nigerian prince who could use some financial assistance from you.
I could easily see an atheist in the US lie about his religious beliefs to better fit in. That country is absolutely dominated by religion.
"Just google "diablo 3 gold guide" and magical rainbow covered demons will assault your eyes."
419 XD Aaah, I remember my first email.