Episode 3 was great! I got into it like a book lol! Make sure you keep postin!!!
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"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
Narrator: Nacho and Nekro encounter Turmobil, a man claiming he travels through time. However something seems wrong. Whatever time he thinks he has gone back to, Turmobil is shocked to discover that magic and hydras exist and that there is a world known as Precel.
Turmo- "Wait a second. Precel? Moomoo clan? What the... Anyway how did you do that hydra stuff because that was bloody awesome!"
Then suddenly it all clicked into place in his head and realisation hit Turmo.
"I can't believe it. Am in another freaking dimension! Oh ya, I did it. I freaking did it! Just a couple of questions gentleman to confirm my theory- you know Africa, America, England, France or Corn Flakes?
Nekro and Nacho- "No."
Turmo- "Well it was a pleasure meeting you all! I have to go back for Lolcat now. Will see you later maybe when I have time. I definitely have to investigate this hydra thing."
Pressing some buttons on a curious gadget he had, strapped on his forearm, Turmo waited and.....waited.
Nothing happened.
"FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....That damn thing is broken. Why does this always happen to me? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU."
Nacho- "I would hate to interrupt your monologue friend, but we need to part ways, for me and my esquire are on a mission."
Turmo- "Wait, wait. Are you just going to leave a poor innocent man all alone with his precious dimension warp gadget broken! Please help me fix this thing. I'll give you cookies in return. See here, have some."
Needless to say that after tasting the chocolate cookies brought by Turmo from whichever place he came from, Nacho and Nekro were completely sold.
Nacho- "Alright, you can accompany us. I may not know how to fix your gadget but in the Eastern kingdom of Curast where we are heading, it is said that there are inventors of all kinds and I am sure you will find what you need there."
However instead of rejoicing, Turmo was shocked.
Turmo to himself- "Kurast? Holy crap. Don't tell me am in a game now?"
Turmo to Nacho and Nekro- "Guys, does diablo...hmm...dark wanderer, Mephisto, Baal ring any bells with you."
Nekro- "We do not have any bells with us, so I don't see your point."
Turmo- "AAAAAAARRRRRGHHH. No no. I mean, do you know these diablo, dark wanderer guys?
Nacho-"No."
Turmo- "Ok then, let's go."
Turmo's thoughts *Pheewwwww. Man, I got so scared at one point. I thought there were going to be demons and beasts around here.*
And so with their new found companion, our two Moomooers pursued their journey.
------------End of ep.....
Nekro- "Hold on there! Is that all?" Narrator- "Well I was going to finish it before you interrupted me with your awesomely foul manners!"
Nacho- "I think what Nekro means is that we would have liked a bit more." Narrator- "ok...ok. Since you have all realized my greatness, I guess we can carry on a little bit further."
The Trijker mountains. 7 days ago.
Words from Phrozen have reached the Wolian clan's leader, Hans. As soon as he received the message, Hans immediately sent for one of his mages- Azriel.
Now Azriel himself was quite young but possessed a certain gift in manipulating the water element. Indeed some of his powers exceeded some seasoned mages of the clan. He was the pride of his forebears.
His dedication to practicing and developing his spells placed him well on the way to becoming the strongest of the clan, yet very much like Nacho the power never got to his head.
Hans to Az- "My boy, I have a mission for you. Your friend Nacho has set off for a very dangerous journey. He'll be needing your help. The message from Elder PhrozenDragon tells me he will set off in 4 days time. He will be heading for the Gurk forest and as you know, reports coming from this place have not been very good. Bear in mind that it is probable the powers of water or of fire alone may not triumph. So you'll need to look out for each other. Nacho will be waiting for you at the entrance of the forest. Don't make him wait too long. And do not travel through the forest at night in any case whatsoever."
Azriel could barely hide his excitement. Him and Nacho knew each other since childhood and were best friends ever since they first met each other during the clans' annual gathering.
Az to Hans- "I wish to thank you for the trust you placed in me great one. I need a couple of days to complete my preparations and I need your guidance on which road to take."
Hans-" Oh I have tried all mods you know. But I recommend the Zy-El mod for you. It's safest and quickest way to get to your goal."
Az-"Hmm...mods? Oh, you mean roads."
Hans-"Ah young one, when you reach my age you know; mods-roads, roads-mods - they pretty much are the same. Anyway after all my playing*cough*traveling rather, I have quite the experience, so worry not and take my advice and you'll be fine."
-----------------------End of episode 4--------------------
Nektu- "At this rate, they will take an eternity to reach me! Where am I anyway? And what direction are these brats even taking? There is no sense at all in there."
Narrator- "Oh shut up Nektu. I would have thought that as an oracle you would have guessed these minor details would fill in sooner or later. Are you doubting my skill?"
Nektu- "Sorry." Narrator- "Ah much better. Now I guess I can reveal to you the secrets of the the G-spot."
The others- "What about us?"
[spoil] Narrator- You got pawned bitches!!! Wuahahahah. This is a new pawning technique I invented.
I've named it: side-distraction pawning. Man, I'm so good. And Nektu don't look so happy there in your corner. You got pawned too, bitch!"[/spoil]
Is there even any point in mentioning the witch Equinox at all?
Who is that evil bastard, Shatterer?
Is he evil enough to steal people's cookies?
But more importantly, who is dirty sanchez? Does he stink that bad?
All of these answers will be revealed in the next episode of Dfans the movie: Shatterer the messenger.
Wait till you see yourself in action.
You'll be amazed. Can't reveal anything more.
Anyway this is an early release guys to celebrate the Chinese New year.
One of my best friends is Chinese, so it gave me excuse to be a bit creative on a Sunday.
This really is pretty interesting to read. You're not half bad at this.
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"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
Narrator- 6 days ago. Trijker Mountains.
Azriel departs and takes the Zy-el road as suggested by Elder Hans.
He was to meet Nacho at Jeespott Tower, which was located at the end of Ashnak valley and was used as an outpost during the first Warlord Wars. It lay in ruins now and since the Beast Wars took place near the Northern Kingdom there did not seem any need to repair it afterwards. Phrozen considered rebuilding it after the strange happenings of the Gurk forest but none of his guards would stay near the woods at night. It seemed there was much more than enraged animals roaming around upon nightfall.
Nacho who had been given a map of Precel by Phrozen already knew Azriel would be meeting up with them and was hurrying to the agreed location. They would be heading to the Eastern Kingdom of Curast where it was rumored the oracle had last been- hence the invitation to Turmo, as Curast was also known as the city of wonders with impressive architectures and crazy inventors.
Day 3 after departure from Moomoo clan.
The sun had already passed its highest point in the sky and but the heat still slowed down our travelers. In an hour's time they would reach the borders of Gurk.
However as they neared the forest, Nacho felt a strange feeling stirring within himself. It was as though he was being summoned...he felt an irresistible desire to go into the forest to discover.... discover what? He couldn't explain it to himself except that the the 'force' that commanded him to enter the dark forest would be without mercy on his friends and himself if he didn't respond to the call.
And he understood then that there were terrible powers in this world and that he had to obey. If he didn't, they would all die and he knew there would be no escaping. He looked over to his two companions and was briefly distracted.
They seemed to have noticed nothing.
Turmo to Nekro- ".... and she said tentacles taste good."
And they both broke in mad laughter.
"Ah well, seems they are getting along nicely" thought Nacho though he wondered how on Precel could tentacles be funny.
But these meaningless thoughts were completely driven from his mind as soon as they passed the abrupt turn in the path and his eyes fell on the trees of Gurk. It seemed he had stepped into another world- a world where the living hungered for each others blood and the wicked mocked and goaded them on. A world of savages.
Nekro and Turmo stopped laughing. The change in the atmoshpere was too obvious to ignore. The air had become heavier and each step was a struggle.
Nacho- "We shall wait here. Noon has passed and we cannot venture into the forest. If we try to, night would be upon us before we get out of Gurk and I don't want to take such unneccessary risks. Besides Azriel would be joining us soon. So you will wait for him here."
Nekro- "Azriel? Who's that? And why did you say 'you'. Where are you going?"
Nacho- "Azriel is one of my friends from the Wolian clan, Nekro. You wouldn't know him as you never participated in any of the clans' celebrations. And as for me, I'll go into the forest and see if the old path is still there. We would need to know so as not to lose any time tomorrow and seek out the best way."
Turmo- "Are you freaking mad? This forest looks creepy."
Nekro- "Turmo is right. No unneccessary risk- just like you said."
Nacho- " Oh well, I guess you are right Nekro. Since you are faster than any of us, just go for a quick investigation and report back to me."
Nekro- "Of course, my prince! If these are your orders."
Nekro took a few steps and then stopped.
"AAaahhhh...my leg. The pain, oh the pain! "
And he fell down tragically.
Barely conceiling his grin, Nacho hoisted Nekro to the place where they have decided they were going to camp and made his way towards the forest.
As he went, he reassured his companions, "Don't fear my friends. I'll be fast and it's still day. I'll be back in a couple of hours at most."
The moment he left the camping place though, he felt like he was walking to his doom.
He was sweating from a mixture of heat, fear but also excitement.
He barely noticed the time passing or even his legs moving before he was in the shade of the first tree. Taking a deep breath, he entered the forest.
The change came as a shock to his senses. It was like he had turned deaf and blind at the same time. Not a sound and for some time no light at all. However before long, his eyes started adjusting to the forest dim lighting and he saw the path. He had visited the forest when very young, before the strange happenings. He was relieved to see the familiar track but he was not there for this purpose. He knew where he should go- the summons had become definitely stronger when he stepped into Gurk. He walked away from the track and plunged deeper into the darkness.
He didn't go far, it must have been less than a mile when it happened.
He felt invisible hands wrapping around his throat and soon he was choking. As his knees hit the ground, a long sinister laugh echoed all around. The hands released him and Nacho took a great gulp of air as he tried to steady himself and focus on where the sound was coming from. It was impossible to tell however, it seemed to be coming from all directions at the same time.
The laughing died down and in its place emerged a high-pitched, raspy voice resonating with malice.
"Greetings young prince. I am Shatterer, messenger of his greatness, Lord Tulkhan."
Shatterer- "One...line. One line, damnit and the episode has my name in the title!" Narrator- *sigh* "Here we go again..."
Shatterer- "But am right!" Narrator- 'Of course you are...not! Only the narrator is right- that is me if you didn't know.
In any case that whole episode has been building up to the moment of your appearance. Nacho felt your presence halfway through the thing, didn't you Nacho?"
Nacho- "Yes yes that's true. But man, you should stop using so much perfume. God, I could smell you miles away. It disrupts my concentration and makes me forget my lines."
Shatterer- "Well it's a new one I bought and it's pretty expensive for your information."
Umpa- "Expensive doesn't mean it's good."
Seth- "True, true! Besides we rodents strongly oppose use of perfumes. It contains CFCs which is bad for the atmosphere."
Nektu- "Pfft...you rodents and reptiles stink anyway. You are in no place to talk about perfumes. You could use some."
Seth- "I protest against this outrageous stereotypical thinking sir! i demand that you take back your words. I for one take a bath everyday! Thinking of which- Shatterer, when did you last take a shower?"
Shatterer- "Guys, did you know that Pluto is no longer considered a planet? Unbelievable, isn't it?"
Everyone eyeing Shatterer suspiciously- "Ya...right...." Narrator- "Guys guys, you are getting distracted here. It's nearly the end and you are not curious about 'dirty sanchez'?'"
Scyber- 'Well i bet Shatterer would know him. Anyway that's a first time that the question was not related to sex- surprising."
Everyone nods in agreement.
[spoil]Narrator- Autopawnage and autoKamehamehaed BITCHES!!! hahahahahaha....You sure are one bunch of gullible bitches, aren't you? Too easy...too easy. Good laugh though. hahahahahaha...."[/spoil]
What is the evil Shatterer going to do to poor Nacho while they are alone in the woods?
Where is that bitch Azriel?
Has the witch Equinox really learned to prepare cookies? Are these cookies eatable?
And more importantly how long does a woman's orgasm really last? Are men being fooled?
All of these answers will be revealed in the next episode of Dfans the movie: Nacho V/S Shatterer.
This is actually the only fan fiction I can bear reading all the way through for some reason... I really enjoy the arguments after each episode. Keep it up!
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"There's no doughnuts in Diablo. Oohhhh, I just threw it down. BlizzCon exclusive: no doughnuts. -Jay Wilson
So guys, I know it's really fun to read while I write. But I thought we could have even more fun and....so I proudly present to you the Dfans movie Minigame(DMM)
Now what is this game about? Well it consists of a series of questions- some about characters/events in previous episode or future ones. Of course the questions are related to the story. So if I ask you:
Who is ScyberDragon? And you answer- he's a newsreporter...you are just screwed(to put it in a polite manner) Each question will bear a number of marks(no...no it's not an exam). Marks will be allocated on extent of accuracy. The guy with the highest mark gets...*drumrolls* 60 exp points and +rep.
So let's start with the first batch- (a)Who is Seth?(2)
(b)What is the place where the story is taking place called?(2)
(c)How many cookies did Scoobidux eat each day?(1) {tricky eh?-refer to clue below}
Open-ended question (d)Nacho V/S Shatterer- elaborate. What is gonna happen between these two?
What are they gonna do and who is going to win? Or are they even going to fight?(5)
And I will know if you copy on your friends. I will bitchslap your ass and -rep you if you cheat.
Am just kidding. Relax guys and be creative.
Now the last question is pretty open. Since the next episode is already written and set in stone, the one with the answer closest to what is actually gonna happen rakes the point.
You will not be allowed to edit your post(if you do- disqualification!) and the game will last only 48hrs. One post per user. If people tie on the number of marks, the one who made the first post wins.
There will be a consolation prize, but it won't be revealed until the game is over. Clue- answer to cookies question is NOT zero. It is random and guesswork. I have already picked a number. So it's luck on your side that needs to be there.
Finally while the game might be structured pretty crudely, I'll probably refine it if you enjoy it. Just thought you could all participate more actively this way and we could have some extra fun. Everyone is encouraged to participate and while it's recommended to read the story before answering the questions, it's not necessary(who knows? Maybe you are some omnipotent bastard). Answers will be posted before next chapter is released.
Go dfans GO!!!
Dude, these are so good! Have you considered writing as a career by any chance?
I really love how you do these episodes man. I feel like I'm watching a series. Not every episode is jammed pack with action because you need a lead up. Your making great suspense! I can't wait for the next one.
You just posted before me...must read it.
I'm going to edit my post and put my answers in here so I don't double post. I'm not editing to edit answers obviously.
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"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
Now, now don't be so impatient. I told you, half of the regular posters have their character bio already in place. So its only a matter of time.
Only the Narrator holds the true answer!
Well next chapter...oops episode is next Wednesday , so look out for it!
Be sure to check out the other fanfics as well. Some real gems in there.
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
Turmo- "Wait a second. Precel? Moomoo clan? What the... Anyway how did you do that hydra stuff because that was bloody awesome!"
Then suddenly it all clicked into place in his head and realisation hit Turmo.
"I can't believe it. Am in another freaking dimension! Oh ya, I did it. I freaking did it! Just a couple of questions gentleman to confirm my theory- you know Africa, America, England, France or Corn Flakes?
Nekro and Nacho- "No."
Turmo- "Well it was a pleasure meeting you all! I have to go back for Lolcat now. Will see you later maybe when I have time. I definitely have to investigate this hydra thing."
Pressing some buttons on a curious gadget he had, strapped on his forearm, Turmo waited and.....waited.
Nothing happened.
"FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....That damn thing is broken. Why does this always happen to me? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU."
Nacho- "I would hate to interrupt your monologue friend, but we need to part ways, for me and my esquire are on a mission."
Turmo- "Wait, wait. Are you just going to leave a poor innocent man all alone with his precious dimension warp gadget broken! Please help me fix this thing. I'll give you cookies in return. See here, have some."
Needless to say that after tasting the chocolate cookies brought by Turmo from whichever place he came from, Nacho and Nekro were completely sold.
Nacho- "Alright, you can accompany us. I may not know how to fix your gadget but in the Eastern kingdom of Curast where we are heading, it is said that there are inventors of all kinds and I am sure you will find what you need there."
However instead of rejoicing, Turmo was shocked.
Turmo to himself- "Kurast? Holy crap. Don't tell me am in a game now?"
Turmo to Nacho and Nekro- "Guys, does diablo...hmm...dark wanderer, Mephisto, Baal ring any bells with you."
Nekro- "We do not have any bells with us, so I don't see your point."
Turmo- "AAAAAAARRRRRGHHH. No no. I mean, do you know these diablo, dark wanderer guys?
Nacho-"No."
Turmo- "Ok then, let's go."
Turmo's thoughts *Pheewwwww. Man, I got so scared at one point. I thought there were going to be demons and beasts around here.*
And so with their new found companion, our two Moomooers pursued their journey.
------------End of ep.....
Nekro- "Hold on there! Is that all?"
Narrator- "Well I was going to finish it before you interrupted me with your awesomely foul manners!"
Nacho- "I think what Nekro means is that we would have liked a bit more."
Narrator- "ok...ok. Since you have all realized my greatness, I guess we can carry on a little bit further."
The Trijker mountains. 7 days ago.
Words from Phrozen have reached the Wolian clan's leader, Hans. As soon as he received the message, Hans immediately sent for one of his mages- Azriel.
Now Azriel himself was quite young but possessed a certain gift in manipulating the water element. Indeed some of his powers exceeded some seasoned mages of the clan. He was the pride of his forebears.
His dedication to practicing and developing his spells placed him well on the way to becoming the strongest of the clan, yet very much like Nacho the power never got to his head.
Hans to Az- "My boy, I have a mission for you. Your friend Nacho has set off for a very dangerous journey. He'll be needing your help. The message from Elder PhrozenDragon tells me he will set off in 4 days time. He will be heading for the Gurk forest and as you know, reports coming from this place have not been very good. Bear in mind that it is probable the powers of water or of fire alone may not triumph. So you'll need to look out for each other. Nacho will be waiting for you at the entrance of the forest. Don't make him wait too long. And do not travel through the forest at night in any case whatsoever."
Azriel could barely hide his excitement. Him and Nacho knew each other since childhood and were best friends ever since they first met each other during the clans' annual gathering.
Az to Hans- "I wish to thank you for the trust you placed in me great one. I need a couple of days to complete my preparations and I need your guidance on which road to take."
Hans-" Oh I have tried all mods you know. But I recommend the Zy-El mod for you. It's safest and quickest way to get to your goal."
Az-"Hmm...mods? Oh, you mean roads."
Hans-"Ah young one, when you reach my age you know; mods-roads, roads-mods - they pretty much are the same. Anyway after all my playing*cough*traveling rather, I have quite the experience, so worry not and take my advice and you'll be fine."
-----------------------End of episode 4--------------------
Nektu- "At this rate, they will take an eternity to reach me! Where am I anyway? And what direction are these brats even taking? There is no sense at all in there."
Narrator- "Oh shut up Nektu. I would have thought that as an oracle you would have guessed these minor details would fill in sooner or later. Are you doubting my skill?"
Nektu- "Sorry."
Narrator- "Ah much better. Now I guess I can reveal to you the secrets of the the G-spot."
The others- "What about us?"
[spoil] Narrator- You got pawned bitches!!! Wuahahahah. This is a new pawning technique I invented.
I've named it: side-distraction pawning. Man, I'm so good. And Nektu don't look so happy there in your corner. You got pawned too, bitch!"[/spoil]
Is there even any point in mentioning the witch Equinox at all?
Who is that evil bastard, Shatterer?
Is he evil enough to steal people's cookies?
But more importantly, who is dirty sanchez? Does he stink that bad?
All of these answers will be revealed in the next episode of Dfans the movie: Shatterer the messenger.
*SHA BAM!*
Fucking awesome, so fucking awesome
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
You'll be amazed. Can't reveal anything more.
Anyway this is an early release guys to celebrate the Chinese New year.
One of my best friends is Chinese, so it gave me excuse to be a bit creative on a Sunday.
(yeah for Chinese).
Find any Diablo news? Contact me or anyone else on the News team
Breaking the fourth wall is awesome.
Also:
I'm evil!
I'm a bastard!
And I might just be evil enough to steal cookies! cookies are nom!
And the next episode features my name!
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Make the paragraphs a little bit cleaner and neater, but besides that, it's good.
I even feel interested about the other fan fic stories now
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
Azriel departs and takes the Zy-el road as suggested by Elder Hans.
He was to meet Nacho at Jeespott Tower, which was located at the end of Ashnak valley and was used as an outpost during the first Warlord Wars. It lay in ruins now and since the Beast Wars took place near the Northern Kingdom there did not seem any need to repair it afterwards. Phrozen considered rebuilding it after the strange happenings of the Gurk forest but none of his guards would stay near the woods at night. It seemed there was much more than enraged animals roaming around upon nightfall.
Nacho who had been given a map of Precel by Phrozen already knew Azriel would be meeting up with them and was hurrying to the agreed location. They would be heading to the Eastern Kingdom of Curast where it was rumored the oracle had last been- hence the invitation to Turmo, as Curast was also known as the city of wonders with impressive architectures and crazy inventors.
Day 3 after departure from Moomoo clan.
The sun had already passed its highest point in the sky and but the heat still slowed down our travelers. In an hour's time they would reach the borders of Gurk.
However as they neared the forest, Nacho felt a strange feeling stirring within himself. It was as though he was being summoned...he felt an irresistible desire to go into the forest to discover.... discover what? He couldn't explain it to himself except that the the 'force' that commanded him to enter the dark forest would be without mercy on his friends and himself if he didn't respond to the call.
And he understood then that there were terrible powers in this world and that he had to obey. If he didn't, they would all die and he knew there would be no escaping. He looked over to his two companions and was briefly distracted.
They seemed to have noticed nothing.
Turmo to Nekro- ".... and she said tentacles taste good."
And they both broke in mad laughter.
"Ah well, seems they are getting along nicely" thought Nacho though he wondered how on Precel could tentacles be funny.
But these meaningless thoughts were completely driven from his mind as soon as they passed the abrupt turn in the path and his eyes fell on the trees of Gurk. It seemed he had stepped into another world- a world where the living hungered for each others blood and the wicked mocked and goaded them on. A world of savages.
Nekro and Turmo stopped laughing. The change in the atmoshpere was too obvious to ignore. The air had become heavier and each step was a struggle.
Nacho- "We shall wait here. Noon has passed and we cannot venture into the forest. If we try to, night would be upon us before we get out of Gurk and I don't want to take such unneccessary risks. Besides Azriel would be joining us soon. So you will wait for him here."
Nekro- "Azriel? Who's that? And why did you say 'you'. Where are you going?"
Nacho- "Azriel is one of my friends from the Wolian clan, Nekro. You wouldn't know him as you never participated in any of the clans' celebrations. And as for me, I'll go into the forest and see if the old path is still there. We would need to know so as not to lose any time tomorrow and seek out the best way."
Turmo- "Are you freaking mad? This forest looks creepy."
Nekro- "Turmo is right. No unneccessary risk- just like you said."
Nacho- " Oh well, I guess you are right Nekro. Since you are faster than any of us, just go for a quick investigation and report back to me."
Nekro- "Of course, my prince! If these are your orders."
Nekro took a few steps and then stopped.
"AAaahhhh...my leg. The pain, oh the pain! "
And he fell down tragically.
Barely conceiling his grin, Nacho hoisted Nekro to the place where they have decided they were going to camp and made his way towards the forest.
As he went, he reassured his companions, "Don't fear my friends. I'll be fast and it's still day. I'll be back in a couple of hours at most."
The moment he left the camping place though, he felt like he was walking to his doom.
He was sweating from a mixture of heat, fear but also excitement.
He barely noticed the time passing or even his legs moving before he was in the shade of the first tree. Taking a deep breath, he entered the forest.
The change came as a shock to his senses. It was like he had turned deaf and blind at the same time. Not a sound and for some time no light at all. However before long, his eyes started adjusting to the forest dim lighting and he saw the path. He had visited the forest when very young, before the strange happenings. He was relieved to see the familiar track but he was not there for this purpose. He knew where he should go- the summons had become definitely stronger when he stepped into Gurk. He walked away from the track and plunged deeper into the darkness.
He didn't go far, it must have been less than a mile when it happened.
He felt invisible hands wrapping around his throat and soon he was choking. As his knees hit the ground, a long sinister laugh echoed all around. The hands released him and Nacho took a great gulp of air as he tried to steady himself and focus on where the sound was coming from. It was impossible to tell however, it seemed to be coming from all directions at the same time.
The laughing died down and in its place emerged a high-pitched, raspy voice resonating with malice.
"Greetings young prince. I am Shatterer, messenger of his greatness, Lord Tulkhan."
--------------------Episode 5----------------------------
Shatterer- "One...line. One line, damnit and the episode has my name in the title!"
Narrator- *sigh* "Here we go again..."
Shatterer- "But am right!"
Narrator- 'Of course you are...not! Only the narrator is right- that is me if you didn't know.
In any case that whole episode has been building up to the moment of your appearance. Nacho felt your presence halfway through the thing, didn't you Nacho?"
Nacho- "Yes yes that's true. But man, you should stop using so much perfume. God, I could smell you miles away. It disrupts my concentration and makes me forget my lines."
Shatterer- "Well it's a new one I bought and it's pretty expensive for your information."
Umpa- "Expensive doesn't mean it's good."
Seth- "True, true! Besides we rodents strongly oppose use of perfumes. It contains CFCs which is bad for the atmosphere."
Nektu- "Pfft...you rodents and reptiles stink anyway. You are in no place to talk about perfumes. You could use some."
Seth- "I protest against this outrageous stereotypical thinking sir! i demand that you take back your words. I for one take a bath everyday! Thinking of which- Shatterer, when did you last take a shower?"
Shatterer- "Guys, did you know that Pluto is no longer considered a planet? Unbelievable, isn't it?"
Everyone eyeing Shatterer suspiciously- "Ya...right...."
Narrator- "Guys guys, you are getting distracted here. It's nearly the end and you are not curious about 'dirty sanchez'?'"
Scyber- 'Well i bet Shatterer would know him. Anyway that's a first time that the question was not related to sex- surprising."
Everyone nods in agreement.
[spoil]Narrator- Autopawnage and autoKamehamehaed BITCHES!!! hahahahahaha....You sure are one bunch of gullible bitches, aren't you? Too easy...too easy. Good laugh though. hahahahahaha...."[/spoil]
What is the evil Shatterer going to do to poor Nacho while they are alone in the woods?
Where is that bitch Azriel?
Has the witch Equinox really learned to prepare cookies? Are these cookies eatable?
And more importantly how long does a woman's orgasm really last? Are men being fooled?
All of these answers will be revealed in the next episode of Dfans the movie: Nacho V/S Shatterer.
This is actually the only fan fiction I can bear reading all the way through for some reason... I really enjoy the arguments after each episode. Keep it up!
Minigame
So guys, I know it's really fun to read while I write. But I thought we could have even more fun and....so I proudly present to you the Dfans movie Minigame(DMM)
Now what is this game about? Well it consists of a series of questions- some about characters/events in previous episode or future ones. Of course the questions are related to the story. So if I ask you:
Who is ScyberDragon? And you answer- he's a newsreporter...you are just screwed(to put it in a polite manner)
Each question will bear a number of marks(no...no it's not an exam). Marks will be allocated on extent of accuracy. The guy with the highest mark gets...*drumrolls* 60 exp points and +rep.
So let's start with the first batch-
(a)Who is Seth?(2)
(b)What is the place where the story is taking place called?(2)
(c)How many cookies did Scoobidux eat each day?(1) {tricky eh?-refer to clue below}
Open-ended question
(d)Nacho V/S Shatterer- elaborate. What is gonna happen between these two?
What are they gonna do and who is going to win? Or are they even going to fight?(5)
And I will know if you copy on your friends. I will bitchslap your ass and -rep you if you cheat.
Am just kidding. Relax guys and be creative.
Now the last question is pretty open.
Since the next episode is already written and set in stone, the one with the answer closest to what is actually gonna happen rakes the point.
You will not be allowed to edit your post(if you do- disqualification!) and the game will last only 48hrs. One post per user.
If people tie on the number of marks, the one who made the first post wins.
There will be a consolation prize, but it won't be revealed until the game is over.
Clue- answer to cookies question is NOT zero. It is random and guesswork. I have already picked a number. So it's luck on your side that needs to be there.
Finally while the game might be structured pretty crudely, I'll probably refine it if you enjoy it. Just thought you could all participate more actively this way and we could have some extra fun. Everyone is encouraged to participate and while it's recommended to read the story before answering the questions, it's not necessary(who knows? Maybe you are some omnipotent bastard). Answers will be posted before next chapter is released.
Go dfans GO!!!
I really love how you do these episodes man. I feel like I'm watching a series. Not every episode is jammed pack with action because you need a lead up. Your making great suspense! I can't wait for the next one.
You just posted before me...must read it.
I'm going to edit my post and put my answers in here so I don't double post. I'm not editing to edit answers obviously.
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
If you are doing the minigame-
Change the title of your post to DMM
Thank you.
It's ok reptar. Just add in another post with the title I mentioned.