You've assumed that I wouldn't use the Crusades or the Holocaust as excuses to get drunk? Well, I would... because they're just excuses
99.9% of holidays are bullshit if you scrutinize them, they're just excuses which I and many other people are willing to go along with for the purpose of getting pissed, throwing parties or eating alot of cake
Ummm, to get technical, Hitler never killed anyone. Yep, it's true. Now many people died beacuse of his orders, but he was too much of a pussy to do it himself and the people who followed him didnt have the balls to say no. St. Patrick was the same only on a smaller scale.
Hitler was a runner in WW1... he may of been a maniac but he was no pussy
St Patricks Day FTW... who cares, its just another reason to get pissed and do a bad Irish accent