Just as Zip was finishing the last of his pitcher, he got a message from Dorf saying to head to the ship. He sipped his last beer, inserted a bill into the hippos mouth and started running to the ship.
Once he got in the ship Zip realized that he wanted to sober up. He went to the kitchen and poured himself coffee. Venom was already there, Zip walked up to Venom and asked, "So how did you two meet?"
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Zip looked at two bars down the street, they were both themed. One was themed Old Western and the other was themed Old Rainforest. It was heaven, Zip dreamed about the rainforest all his life, a majority of the trees in the amazon jungle had been cut hundreds of years ago causing most rainforest animals to go extinct. Humans are 1 of 17 living primate species this day in age and its rare to see a monkey in its natural habitat on Old Earth.
"Well I'm going to the rainforest bar, anyone who wants to join me, first jagerbomb is on me!"
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Zip stepped in the ship fairly tired after the zombie battle. Dorf aknowledged the crew for the outstanding behavior on the field. As soon as he got inside the ship "Mr. Noodles! I need Mr. Noodles!" He bolted towards the kitchen and started boiling some water. He heard screams of someone in agony then a sudden "THUD" that sounded like someone had punched steel.
Once they got to New Earth, Zip was in awe, "I can't wait for beeeeeer" he bellowed out. Waiting for Dorf and Oltu took so long that it felt like forever before he would finally get beer.
Once they came back Dorf handed them the money and some holographic recievers for communication. "Anybody else want to go to the bar?"
"You bet your ass I would!"
Zip looked around and saw some strange looking people, he never understood the concept of a mohawk.
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Zip had almost made it back to the ship when all of the sudden a big tremor struck the ground and knocked him over as well as several zombies around him. A large armour heavy Tyrant King rose in the midst of the zombies and started to destroy everything in its path. When he noticed that the zombies were fleeing, he reached into his backpack and pulled out a harpoon gun with a winch attached. He shot at the beast's legs.
The harpoon penetrated the beasts leg, as he connected the winch to a steel pole 150 feet away the beast moved its leg and snapped the winch before Zip could even start hoping for it to work.
"Dammit, that thing broke very strong wire!"
Noticing that Kayden got thrown from the beast, he ran over to see if he needed help. Just then a shot from Blindside's sniper penetrated its skull and bounced around in its brain causing it to die instantly.
"Hey your back looks pretty bad there, need me to put some temporary stitches on you?"
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Zip heard Dorf yell to go back to the ship. He saw the other Revenants running back towards the ship. He followed swiftly behind shooting every zombie that crossed his path. Even though zombies are slow, stupid and easy targets, he knew a wall like the one he had just seen was probably too much to handle.
As he was running back to the ship all of the sudden a flying zombie head hit him so hard on the head that the force knocked him down. A zombie he was about to shoot moments before getting hit lunged at him. "Where did that come from?" He yelled as he stabbed the zombie in the head continuous times.
He continued his run back to the ship still feeling a little dizzy.
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Zip unloaded his revolver on the approaching zombies. Their skulls made a cool gushing noise as their now mushy grey matter spilled out of the back of their heads.
He ducked behind a tree to reload his revolver, then he felt something tickle on his leg. He looked over and saw a zombie grasping at his leg ready to sink teeth, shooting the zombie point blank in the face gave him much satisfaction, the smoke billowed out of the barrell and dissipated into the air.
"This will get some."
He ripped the pin out with his mouth then threw a grenade into a crowd of stampeding zombies. Limbs flew off of several of the ones directly affected by the blast.
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Zip awoke to an intercom message. "This is where the fun really starts," he thought to himself. He pulled his revolver out of his backpack and placed it in the holster. He walked into the armory and found some plastic explosives. "Well, ain't this my kind of shit!"
After stuffing his backpack with C4 and putting some light plate armor on underneath his trenchcoat, he moseyed down to the cargo area.
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"You two are acting like a couple and you've never even met until today... How cute!" Zip cackled then got out of his seat.
"I realize you are both so-called 'almighty warriors' but I have never heard of either of you. I also think that if you creatures were smart that you wouldn't be bickering now and would rather be preparing for the mission ahead."
Zip pulled out a thermos and began to sip some black tea.
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"Pleasure to meet you Zip, my name's Aleksey Semyonov but you can call me Blindside. I grew up on Old Earth, former Russia actually but some unfortunate events made me leave.", Aleksey responded.
"Your story sounds quite like mine, except I was born in former south america. Nice to meet you John and Blindside."
Zip pulled out a knife and spead eagled his hand across the table. He started to stab the knife down in between his fingers one by one.
"If anybody can do this as fast as me I will buy them a beer."
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"That technology wasn't cheap I can tell you, I had to pay a high price for it."
"Oh, belive me, I know, I looked everywhere for one only to find out that my mother was too old to learn how to use the microchips anyways... That doesn't matter anymore though..."
"Do you know who you are talking to boy?" Trylk said as he flashed his dog tags to the boy. "I'm the reason your able to be on this ship with this fine group of boys doin' whatever the hell it is we are about to be doin'. So, I suggest you think twice before condradicting me or so help me God I will blow your ever living head clear of your shoulders." The troskca Snarled at the human. He reached for his revolver, took it out, and pointed it straight between the young boys eyes. "You wanna die b- AHAHAHA OH MY GOODNESS! YOU SHOULDA SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!! Im not gonna kill ya kid, I'm just yankin your chain."[/quote]
"As funny as it is to have a gun pointed in my face, I think ther are other pressing matters at hand here, like what kind of missions do these bounty hunters have in store here."
Zip pulled out a ciggarette and took a big drag.
"I'm not sure how you can say that I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you. Do you even know anything about Old Earth and what its inhabitants have to do to survive? Its a dog eat dog world and people are killing each other around the world constantly. Not to mention all the rich folks on New Earth are wiping their asses and flushing it down the metaphorical toilet onto Old Earth."
As Zip finished smoking the ciggarette he went on to say, "Well enough bickering, we are obviously going to have to learn to work together well, and the first thing I should know is your names, my name is Zip Mackenzie, and you?"
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Zip stared at the ship in awe, "What a nice ship!"
He walked up inside it and found himself a seat.
"Do you know how blind people survive in this world?" Aleksey responded, "We adapt, we learn how to listen, how to feel. We train our bodies to fuse ourselves with technology. We learn how to adapt ones neural center to communicate with microscopic chips. That is how I last."
"Now boy don't start lecturing me about adapting. You have no idea what adapting really is. Back when I was fighting in the Galaxy Wars and our ship was being blow to bits do you think we had technology to help us adapt? No. We had to use our natural instinct." Trylk responded sternly.
"Well, actually, everybody is adapting all the time, my mother used to read me a book by somebody named Darwin. He says that everything is adapting all the time to become the best species of creature. So, when you say that you had to use your natural instinct to save your ship, blindy over here had to use his natural instinct to make himself learn the technology."
Zip took the pocket knife out of his sack and started to pick his teeth.
"You are lucky to be able to have learned that technology... Where I was born we didn't really have those kind of tools, I was born somewhere on southern Old Earth, my mom was blind but she could never get a visor like that."
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Zip awoke from his deep sleep. He pushed aside the cardboard box and relieved himself to the side of a dumpster.
Freshly moved from a different location, Zip had been squatting like this for a week around town.
He walked across the street into the bar and started begging the bartender for a pint of ale. The bartender refused
him just like he did the last couple of nights. The bartender told him that there were a couple of bounty hunters
in town looking for some hired hands. He pointed Zip in the direction of the bounty hunters.
Zip walked up to them and said "Hey, I heard you guys needed some help, what kind of thing did you have in mind?"
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Once he got in the ship Zip realized that he wanted to sober up. He went to the kitchen and poured himself coffee. Venom was already there, Zip walked up to Venom and asked, "So how did you two meet?"
"Enjoy your drink, snort, snort, snort"
Zip looked around and saw the place packed with animatrons and humans.
"Hopefully we dont find any trouble here." Zip thought to himself.
"Well I'm going to the rainforest bar, anyone who wants to join me, first jagerbomb is on me!"
Once they got to New Earth, Zip was in awe, "I can't wait for beeeeeer" he bellowed out. Waiting for Dorf and Oltu took so long that it felt like forever before he would finally get beer.
Once they came back Dorf handed them the money and some holographic recievers for communication. "Anybody else want to go to the bar?"
"You bet your ass I would!"
Zip looked around and saw some strange looking people, he never understood the concept of a mohawk.
The harpoon penetrated the beasts leg, as he connected the winch to a steel pole 150 feet away the beast moved its leg and snapped the winch before Zip could even start hoping for it to work.
"Dammit, that thing broke very strong wire!"
Noticing that Kayden got thrown from the beast, he ran over to see if he needed help. Just then a shot from Blindside's sniper penetrated its skull and bounced around in its brain causing it to die instantly.
"Hey your back looks pretty bad there, need me to put some temporary stitches on you?"
As he was running back to the ship all of the sudden a flying zombie head hit him so hard on the head that the force knocked him down. A zombie he was about to shoot moments before getting hit lunged at him. "Where did that come from?" He yelled as he stabbed the zombie in the head continuous times.
He continued his run back to the ship still feeling a little dizzy.
He ducked behind a tree to reload his revolver, then he felt something tickle on his leg. He looked over and saw a zombie grasping at his leg ready to sink teeth, shooting the zombie point blank in the face gave him much satisfaction, the smoke billowed out of the barrell and dissipated into the air.
"This will get some."
He ripped the pin out with his mouth then threw a grenade into a crowd of stampeding zombies. Limbs flew off of several of the ones directly affected by the blast.
After stuffing his backpack with C4 and putting some light plate armor on underneath his trenchcoat, he moseyed down to the cargo area.
"I realize you are both so-called 'almighty warriors' but I have never heard of either of you. I also think that if you creatures were smart that you wouldn't be bickering now and would rather be preparing for the mission ahead."
Zip pulled out a thermos and began to sip some black tea.
He slowly walked to the cargo area thinking of where he would be going to on Old Earth. "I hope we dont go to South America."
"Your story sounds quite like mine, except I was born in former south america. Nice to meet you John and Blindside."
Zip pulled out a knife and spead eagled his hand across the table. He started to stab the knife down in between his fingers one by one.
"If anybody can do this as fast as me I will buy them a beer."
"Oh, belive me, I know, I looked everywhere for one only to find out that my mother was too old to learn how to use the microchips anyways... That doesn't matter anymore though..."
"Do you know who you are talking to boy?" Trylk said as he flashed his dog tags to the boy. "I'm the reason your able to be on this ship with this fine group of boys doin' whatever the hell it is we are about to be doin'. So, I suggest you think twice before condradicting me or so help me God I will blow your ever living head clear of your shoulders." The troskca Snarled at the human. He reached for his revolver, took it out, and pointed it straight between the young boys eyes. "You wanna die b- AHAHAHA OH MY GOODNESS! YOU SHOULDA SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!! Im not gonna kill ya kid, I'm just yankin your chain."[/quote]
"As funny as it is to have a gun pointed in my face, I think ther are other pressing matters at hand here, like what kind of missions do these bounty hunters have in store here."
Zip pulled out a ciggarette and took a big drag.
"I'm not sure how you can say that I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you. Do you even know anything about Old Earth and what its inhabitants have to do to survive? Its a dog eat dog world and people are killing each other around the world constantly. Not to mention all the rich folks on New Earth are wiping their asses and flushing it down the metaphorical toilet onto Old Earth."
As Zip finished smoking the ciggarette he went on to say, "Well enough bickering, we are obviously going to have to learn to work together well, and the first thing I should know is your names, my name is Zip Mackenzie, and you?"
He walked up inside it and found himself a seat.
"Do you know how blind people survive in this world?" Aleksey responded, "We adapt, we learn how to listen, how to feel. We train our bodies to fuse ourselves with technology. We learn how to adapt ones neural center to communicate with microscopic chips. That is how I last."
"Now boy don't start lecturing me about adapting. You have no idea what adapting really is. Back when I was fighting in the Galaxy Wars and our ship was being blow to bits do you think we had technology to help us adapt? No. We had to use our natural instinct." Trylk responded sternly.
"Well, actually, everybody is adapting all the time, my mother used to read me a book by somebody named Darwin. He says that everything is adapting all the time to become the best species of creature. So, when you say that you had to use your natural instinct to save your ship, blindy over here had to use his natural instinct to make himself learn the technology."
Zip took the pocket knife out of his sack and started to pick his teeth.
"You are lucky to be able to have learned that technology... Where I was born we didn't really have those kind of tools, I was born somewhere on southern Old Earth, my mom was blind but she could never get a visor like that."
Freshly moved from a different location, Zip had been squatting like this for a week around town.
He walked across the street into the bar and started begging the bartender for a pint of ale. The bartender refused
him just like he did the last couple of nights. The bartender told him that there were a couple of bounty hunters
in town looking for some hired hands. He pointed Zip in the direction of the bounty hunters.
Zip walked up to them and said "Hey, I heard you guys needed some help, what kind of thing did you have in mind?"