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    posted a message on Where do you live?
    Lol ticks are bloodsucking bugs, not a figure a time. Silly Germany.
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    posted a message on Where do you live?
    The whole terrorist attack on the U.S. two planes crash into the Twin Towers, one into the Pentagon, and one that was heading to the White House (Flight 93) that supposdly was shoot down in Pennsylvania.
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    posted a message on Where do you live?
    Illinois, about 45 minutes southwest from Chicago...or maybe northwest...I forget. But hey lots of people from Illinois...kinda.

    And Darkjay, please don't mention the whole Flight 93.
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    posted a message on More D3 proof by gamestop
    Well most of the "proof" was just people posting up crap, but now we actually have some good stuff. And that is what I am trying to say, Cricthlow needs to stop saying that kind of stuff if he doesn't have any proof otherwise.
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    posted a message on More D3 proof by gamestop
    Quote from Critchlow »
    i think ur Wrong, no offence

    Do you have any Diablo 3 proof?

    cuz id really like to see some.

    or are u one of those mods that just bann anyone who questions them?


    Ummm we have shown you tons of proof that Diablo 3 is almost positivly in the making. And instead of always saying crap like it's not true and bla bla bla, why don't you show me some proof that it doesn't exist?
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    posted a message on Forum Game : Three Word Story
    One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy
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    posted a message on kill ur fave flamer thread whoo!
    Yay death, yay torture! I can almost smell the stench of rotting and decaying flesh already! Let us all say the pray for our Lord Silver.

    Thank you Lord Silver for making this possible, we praise thy name and shall defend thyself from thee clutches of hell. We give thanks to thee mighty, and also the people to be killed in the name of the holy spirit. AMEN!

    Any chance I can get a jar or two of noob blood to keep on my mantle?
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    posted a message on Emergency News!!!
    Lol Carloseus we are just messing with you. I mean come on, why would you even put the third option, you knew we would click it : )

    But good find, I've read it before, it's kinda old, but it is still good.

    p.s. I love how the one vote for "carloseus is awesome for finding it!!" was made by you. Lol.
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    posted a message on A predicament
    Okay well expressing your feelings to her before you ask her out, or at the begining of the date might make things a little awkward after that point. On Tuesday night try not to think of asking her out to much so that you can get a good nights sleep. When going to ask her, don't seem too giddy or desperate, just ask yourself (and not all "Dude I own I'm so arrogant" either). If she says no then keep your chin up, it happens. If she says yes, then take her out somewhere respective to eat, no fast food, a sit down place. Try not to get to fancy or anything, it'll be weird since she won't be expecting it and your going to a movie. Roses might be a little much for a first date. At dinner don't act like a slobe or just sit and eat and not say anything. Make small talk, get to know her, ask her about herself. Pay for her dinner and movie, that would be better than roses. Then you know nice movie not...(hmm what's out...) I don't remember...lol not Snakes on a Plane though. Geeshus this is a long post. I am pretty sure you can take it from there. Good luck!







    I have an evil plan to save the world for every man.
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    posted a message on Forum Game : Three Word Story
    One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummibears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasnt even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquameridian green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwhiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurance happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, "Where's my potatoe?!"
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    posted a message on Diablo 2 Patch Comming Soon...report!
    I think I accually say this thread a couple weeks ago on the battle forums or where ever. I like some of the ideas on that list but that is probably way to much for a patch, and were people really thinking these suggestions through? Most of them are focused only on PvP and they don't even think about how it would affect regular gameplay, i.e. give teleportation a cool down timer.

    I don't know who in their right mind would want a cooldown timer when they are trying to mf or do runs, the one who suggested probably just got out of a dueling game with a cheap sorc that he couldn't catch.
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    posted a message on READ THIS IMMIDIATELY its amazing
    Well hmm, if you can play with other people too over battle net, anyone wanna?
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on D3.com D2/D3 Guild Sign up Sheet
    Count me in, I'd love to be in what is going to be the greasted guild/clan that Diablo 3 will ever see!

    I can't wait : )
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    posted a message on The Picture Thread
    Wow your only 19, damn. Lol I'm still looking for my damn camera cord.
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    posted a message on The Picture Thread
    Lol I might post pictures if I my cable for my digital cable...might. I feel kinda like a kid since I'm only 16, and small. But eh whatever, I'm growing : )
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