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Quote from "Siaynoq" »

This game really looks a lot like Oblivion. At least with the forests and towns.

THAT'S the game it reminds me of! Wow thanks, I was digging into my mind to find that out.

Ho

a useful man to know! He is a wise hermit who lives in the north and is always happy to receive visitors. He reads smells like we read books - and he can give you quite a lot of important information... but after living alone for so long, his conversation can seem quite zany at times… patience is a virtue!



Looks a bit like champions to me...

[Edit] Nevermind lmao, it looks god and so do the graphics

Quote from "Zubin" »

do all of you like scattered icons??????????????

When you put them in different sections - games, music, documents, it's more organized. And if they were all in line it might cover your desktop image (or parts of it).

[One day, an old man was] worried that he was going to die because of

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In a big tavern Zubin and The wierd guy were eating some one's brain with dirty water on the white wine's container when someone farted which smelled like mouldy cabbage mixed with red wine which went into a 'nother man's cup of boiling hot water which would burn steel and your balls then suddenly Janet Reno died and fell into a vat of uglyness which gave birth to Diablo himself. Diablo then summoned his best friend who has, sorry, ''had'' a bad painful headache which caused a baby to fart loudly, causing Sepsis. In turn,to vanquish the evil demon that had a grotesque face and bad breath, and when he came to hell he alarmed Hephasto with some spoken words which sounded like echoes which were his voice not some other voice, he accidentily spat saliva into Hephasto's sweating buttocks, then said "oops sorry", and gave him a cloth with germs and viruses which contained some type of poison which would make Hephasto talk really fast and jump up really high. Hephasto then slapped Diablo so hard, he bled all over Hephasto, and Hephasto was pissed off and slapped Diablo's massive dick and sweating buttocks

Looking at your name... by any chance do you listen to metal? And if so, what kind?

Welcome to this community

In a big tavern Zubin and The wierd guy were eating some one's brain with dirty water on the white wine's container when someone farted which smelled like mouldy cabbage mixed with red wine which went into a 'nother man's cup of boiling hot water which would burn steel and your balls then suddenly Janet Reno died and fell into a vat of uglyness which gave birth to Diablo himself. Diablo then summoned his best friend who has, sorry, ''had'' a bad painful headache which caused a baby to fart loudly, causing Sepsis. In turn,to vanquish the evil demon that had a grotesque face and bad breath, and when he came to hell he alarmed Hephasto with some spoken words which sounded like echoes which were his voice not some other voice, he accidentily spat saliva into Hephasto's sweating buttocks, then said "oops sorry", and gave him a cloth with germs and viruses which contained some type of poison which would make Hephasto talk really fast and jump up really high. Hephasto then slapped Diablo so hard, he bled all over Hephasto, and Hephasto was pissed off and slapped Diablo's massive

[One day, an old man was] worried that he

Wish granted but the wish-master thought you meant Xavier, the gay little fa**ot boy.

I wish for godliness in D2 : LoD

Die. . .

Here was a boy named Sue that drank blood containing vaginal STDs originating from buttholes, that came from from no person. He mutated into a freaky thingamabobe that crawled in a trash can and ate pink bananas and cinnamon sprinkled motor oil. When he ventured into the Abyss, he photoshopped a little Christmas tree to summon the Everlasting Gobstopper of Doom, who could clean really fast. the blade which cut through the flesh of innocent, sweet children that ran circles screaming for their lives, slid cleanly into his unwashed asshole, mutilating their mental "shining" capability which, for some reason, made a noise. It sounded like a silly rubber tigh around a broken bugel horn. One of the children stood up, but because the colon was relaxed something fell out. It's color was anything but brown, although it had a "shining" to the way it, umm, shined? Anyway, the object was the manifistation of chicken vomit mixed with dog poo that tasted kinda like mommy's breast, and isn't it wierd that there seemed to be little bits of toxic radiated waste comming out of a giant asshole made of phoshpor.
Although some suspect playing Diablo is a good reason for ignoring real-life Man made disasters when Diablo would start sucking minds for ignoring real-life brain eating bacterias causing Man made electronic automatic rechargable disasters.
Also funny is this nonsense about that boy creeping in the night while eating pie.
About those buttholes, filled with radiation and became HUGE nipples. While the assholes became smaller a random bomb went off in somebodys stomach causing high cholesterol and a great big TV show, which was so haunted that Zubin started to scream loudly at his pet that was a plastic spoon named anti dirty water so then he started petting it and one day he petted it so hard That he fell onto a spike-filled pool with red wine and dirty water.Then he died a sexy death but unfortunatly that other guy was also dead so he stayed dead for about a year until Diablo came and pissed on him, being revived, then they danced to the tune by Michael Jackson but then Diablo all of a sudden ate the michael jackson CD and the story sadly ends here.

In a big tavern Zubin and The wierd guy were eating some one's brain with dirty water on the white wine's container when someone farted which smelled like mouldy cabbage mixed with red wine which went into a 'nother man's cup of boiling hot water which would burn steel and your balls then suddenly Janet Reno died and fell into a vat of uglyness which gave birth to Diablo himself. Diablo then summoned his best friend who has, sorry, ''had'' a bad painful headache which caused a baby to fart loudly, causing Sepsis. In turn,to vanquish the evil demon that had a grotesque face and bad breath, and when he came to hell he alarmed Hephasto with some spoken words which sounded like echoes which were his voice not some other voice, he accidentily spat saliva into Hephasto's sweating buttocks, then said "oops sorry", and gave him a cloth with germs and viruses which contained some type of poison which would make Hephasto talk really fast and jump up really high. Hephasto then slapped Diablo so hard, he bled all over Hephasto, and Hephasto was

Wish granted but they suck out your organs too

I wish for more legos (true)

^^^ I hated Vista and had to reformatt my computer to get XP!!!