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i like the third one, then the first one is second

The first one isn't the second... They are two different pictures

In a big tavern Zubin and The wierd guy were eating some one's brain with dirty water on the white wine's container when someone farted which smelled like mouldy cabbage mixed with red wine which went into a 'nother man's cup of boiling hot water which would burn steel and your balls then suddenly Janet Reno died and fell into a vat of uglyness which gave birth to Diablo himself. Diablo then summoned his best friend who has, sorry, ''had'' a bad painful headache which caused a baby to fart loudly, causing Sepsis. In turn,to vanquish the evil demon that had a grotesque face and bad breath, and when he came to hell he alarmed Hephasto with some spoken words which sounded like echoes which were his voice not some other voice, he accidentily spat saliva into Hephasto's sweating buttocks

Here was a boy named Sue that drank blood containing vaginal STDs originating from buttholes, that came from from no person. He mutated into a freaky thingamabobe that crawled in a trash can and ate pink bananas and cinnamon sprinkled motor oil. When he ventured into the Abyss, he photoshopped a little Christmas tree to summon the Everlasting Gobstopper of Doom, who could clean really fast. the blade which cut through the flesh of innocent, sweet children that ran circles screaming for their lives, slid cleanly into his unwashed asshole, mutilating their mental "shining" capability which, for some reason, made a noise. It sounded like a silly rubber tigh around a broken bugel horn. One of the children stood up, but because the colon was relaxed something fell out. It's color was anything but brown, although it had a "shining" to the way it, umm, shined? Anyway, the object was the manifistation of chicken vomit mixed with dog poo that tasted kinda like mommy's breast, and isn't it wierd that there seemed to be little bits of toxic radiated waste comming out of a giant asshole made of phoshpor.
Although some suspect playing Diablo is a good reason for ignoring real-life Man made disasters when Diablo would start sucking minds for ignoring real-life brain eating bacterias causing Man made electronic automatic rechargable disasters.
Also funny is this nonsense about that boy creeping in the night while eating pie.
About those buttholes, filled with radiation and became HUGE nipples. While the assholes became smaller a random bomb went off in somebodys stomach causing high cholesterol and a great big TV show, which was so haunted that Zubin started to scream loudly at his pet that was a plastic spoon named anti dirty water so then he started petting it and one day he petted it so hard That he fell onto a spike-filled pool with red wine and dirty water.Then he died a sexy death but unfortunatly that other guy was also dead so he stayed dead for about a year until Diablo came and pissed on him, being revived

In a big tavern Zubin and The wierd guy were eating some one's brain with dirty water on the white wine's container when someone farted which smelled like mouldy cabbage mixed with red wine which went into a 'nother man's cup of boiling hot water which would burn steel and your balls then suddenly Janet Reno died and fell into a vat of uglyness which gave birth to Diablo himself. Diablo then summoned his best friend who has, sorry, ''had'' a bad painful headache which caused a baby to fart loudly, causing Sepsis. In turn,to vanquish the evil demon that had a grotesque face and bad breath, and when he came to hell he alarmed Hephasto with some spoken words which sounded like echoes which were his voice not some other voice, he accidentily spit saliva

In a big tavern Zubin and The wierd guy were eating some one's brain with dirty water on the white wine's container when someone farted which smelled like mouldy cabbage mixed with red wine which went into a 'nother man's cup of boiling hot water which would burn steel and your balls then suddenly Janet Reno died and fell into a vat of uglyness which gave birth to Diablo himself. Diablo then summoned his best friend who has, sorry, ''had'' a bad painful headache which caused a baby to fart loudly, causing Sepsis. In turn,to vanquish the evil demon that had a grotesque face and bad breath, and when he came to hell he alarmed Hephasto with some spoken words which sounded like echoes which were his voice not some other voice

Wish granted but you must guard a tiny little pebble working overtime with no pay

I wish I was Hephasto

Construction Worker (Get it? Hammer?)

Here was a boy named Sue that drank blood containing vaginal STDs originating from buttholes, that came from from no person. He mutated into a freaky thingamabobe that crawled in a trash can and ate pink bananas and cinnamon sprinkled motor oil. When he ventured into the Abyss, he photoshopped a little Christmas tree to summon the Everlasting Gobstopper of Doom, who could clean really fast. the blade which cut through the flesh of innocent, sweet children that ran circles screaming for their lives, slid cleanly into his unwashed asshole, mutilating their mental "shining" capability which, for some reason, made a noise. It sounded like a silly rubber tigh around a broken bugel horn. One of the children stood up, but because the colon was relaxed something fell out. It's color was anything but brown, although it had a "shining" to the way it, umm, shined? Anyway, the object was the manifistation of chicken vomit mixed with dog poo that tasted kinda like mommy's breast, and isn't it wierd that there seemed to be little bits of toxic radiated waste comming out of a giant asshole made of phoshpor.
Although some suspect playing Diablo is a good reason for ignoring real-life Man made disasters when Diablo would start sucking minds for ignoring real-life brain eating bacterias causing Man made electronic automatic rechargable disasters.
Also funny is this nonsense about that boy creeping in the night while eating pie.
About those buttholes, filled with radiation and became HUGE nipples. While the assholes became smaller a random bomb went off in somebodys stomach causing high cholesterol and a great big TV show, which was so haunted that Zubin started to scream loudly at his pet that was a plastic spoon named anti dirty water so then he started petting it and one day he petted it so hard That he fell onto a spike-filled pool with red wine and dirty water.Then he died a sexy death but unfortunatly that other guy was also dead so he stayed dead for about a year until Diablo came

In a big tavern Zubin and The wierd guy were eating some one's brain with dirty water on the white wine's container when someone farted which smelled like mouldy cabbage mixed with red wine which went into a 'nother man's cup of boiling hot water which would burn steel and your balls then suddenly Janet Reno died and fell into a vat of uglyness which gave birth to Diablo himself. Diablo then summoned his best friend who has, sorry, ''had'' a bad painful headache which caused a baby to fart loudly, causing Sepsis. In turn,to vanquish the evil demon that had a grotesque face and bad breath, and when he came to hell he alarmed Hephasto with some spoken words which sounded like echoes which were his voice

Thanks .

Hephasto (the armorer)

In a big tavern Zubin and The wierd guy were eating some one's brain with dirty water on the white wine's container when someone farted which smelled like mouldy cabbage mixed with red wine which went into a 'nother man's cup of boiling hot water which would burn steel and your balls then suddenly Janet Reno died and fell into a vat of uglyness which gave birth to Diablo himself. Diablo then summoned his best friend who has, sorry, ''had'' a bad painful headache which caused a baby to fart loudly, causing Sepsis. In turn,to vanquish the evil demon that had a grotesque face and bad breath, and when he came to hell he alarmed Hephasto with some spoken words which sounded like echoes

Wish granted but just like in Half-Life and Half-Life2 you cannot talk

I wish I was a metro police

In a big tavern Zubin and The wierd guy were eating some one's brain with dirty water on the white wine's container when someone farted which smelled like mouldy cabbage mixed with red wine which went into a 'nother man's cup of boiling hot water which would burn steel and your balls then suddenly Janet Reno died and fell into a vat of uglyness which gave birth to Diablo himself. Diablo then summoned his best friend who has, sorry, ''had'' a bad painful headache which caused a baby to fart loudly, causing Sepsis. In turn,to vanquish the evil demon that had a grotesque face and bad breath, and when he came to hell he alarmed Hephasto with some spoken words

I should be making my bed