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Next argument, Jay? I shall start.

The band Tool ownz all other bands, and you freak-o's like getting beatings with a belt, don't you?

Metal owns your music (I mean metal like children of bodom)

George Bush sucks

In a big tavern Zubin and The wierd guy were eating some one's brain with dirty water on the white wine's container when someone farted which smelled like mouldy cabbage mixed with red wine which went into a 'nother man's cup of boiling hot water which would burn steel and your balls then suddenly Janet Reno died and fell into a vat of uglyness which gave birth to Diablo himself. Diablo then summoned his best friend who has, sorry, ''had'' a bad painful headache which caused a baby to fart loudly, causing Sepsis. In turn,to vanquish the evil demon that had a grotesque face and bad breath, and when he came to hell he alarmed Hephasto

Charsi (have to add for 10 letters)

Here was a boy named Sue that drank blood containing vaginal STDs originating from buttholes, that came from from no person. He mutated into a freaky thingamabobe that crawled in a trash can and ate pink bananas and cinnamon sprinkled motor oil. When he ventured into the Abyss, he photoshopped a little Christmas tree to summon the Everlasting Gobstopper of Doom, who could clean really fast. the blade which cut through the flesh of innocent, sweet children that ran circles screaming for their lives, slid cleanly into his unwashed asshole, mutilating their mental "shining" capability which, for some reason, made a noise. It sounded like a silly rubber tigh around a broken bugel horn. One of the children stood up, but because the colon was relaxed something fell out. It's color was anything but brown, although it had a "shining" to the way it, umm, shined? Anyway, the object was the manifistation of chicken vomit mixed with dog poo that tasted kinda like mommy's breast, and isn't it wierd that there seemed to be little bits of toxic radiated waste comming out of a giant asshole made of phoshpor.
Although some suspect playing Diablo is a good reason for ignoring real-life Man made disasters when Diablo would start sucking minds for ignoring real-life brain eating bacterias causing Man made electronic automatic rechargable disasters.
Also funny is this nonsense about that boy creeping in the night while eating pie.
About those buttholes, filled with radiation and became HUGE nipples. While the assholes became smaller a random bomb went off in somebodys stomach causing high cholesterol and a great big TV show, which was so haunted that Zubin started to scream loudly at his pet that was a plastic spoon named anti dirty water so then he started petting it and one day he petted it so hard That he fell onto a spike-filled pool with red wine and dirty water.Then he died a sexy death but unfortunatly that other guy was also dead so he stayed dead

Wish granted, but you must milk every cow on the planet and collect all the chicken eggs on the planet

I wish I could be immortal

I think they should have 3D, but with the Diablo 2 style (camera angles etc)... I mean who's going to buy a 2d game that comes out in 2010? 2011? Besides us fanatics

I am serious
White wine
Dirty water

Name: Night Reaper
Type: Night Clan (Blood clan I think)
Class: Demon
Attributes: Extra Strong, aura Enchanted (Aura that Oak Sage produces), Physical Resistant
Weapons: 2 Handed Axe (in one hand) but weilding a sheild, like A barb and a two handed sword
Location: Some forgotten fort on the Bloody Foothills
Description: With packed life and strong defenses, this foe will take a while to wipe out, however, it is slow, but also throws a good punch
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You receive nothing, but you lose everything

I wish for invisibility

Until now... hope to be a sucessful part of this community

Quote from "DGLG" »

As you wish.

First of all, Elfen, your character creation idea is great, really, but your classes are idiotic, no offense here.

Diablo 3 will have up to 3/4 new classes+previous classes.

1.)We will lose Amazon. She will be replace with rogue or archer or something, but no, not Amazon. Bow and Javelin skills will stay and we will lose Valkyra.

2.)We won't lose paladin but we will get ONE new warrior, knight if you ask me. Knight will have combat skills and improvment skills, but no auras, and maybe some kickass combo-wepon skills.

3.)We will get ONE new spellcaster, but this one won't be limited with elemental, necromancery and summoning spells. My gues is that he will have a combination with combat,elemental and self improvment skills.

4.)Old classes will get some improvments, can't say yet because I can't gues how will skills go, but there won't be 4th skill tree, that's for sure. I hope asassin loses her martial arts skills 'cause they suck.

5.)Necromancer won't be so complicated. He is hard to play.

6.)I see the new spellcaster summoning demons, if blizzard dosen't add that skill to necromancer.

7.)Each character should have a new ultimate skill, like, paladin summoning angel or turning himself into an angel.

8.)Wepon improvments. Improved axe speed, removing polearms, adding stronger fist wepons.

9.)Losing gas and oil potions.

10.)Adding self reapair armor skill, like in the first diablo.

11.)Each class should have it's one own unique skill. Nothing powerful, but useful.

12.)Adding sockets to items.

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13.)Bigger stash.

This is a lot better. About 60% of this will be in the game for sure.

For God's sake Diablo3 wont/isn't an expansion

I've been dissapointed too many times... I'm not raising my hopes because I might simply be let down, but if it is Diablo3 then I'm happy, and if it's not? My hopes weren't up... FORGET WHAT I SAID IT MUST BE DIABLO3 OR ELSE I WILL KILL SOMEONE!