DiabloFans

I wish I could play the Diablo 3 beta

Pre-ordered Diablo3 yesterday. Pickup @ store on release date morning.

If they don't have. Heads will roll.

P.S - Why does it taste like I've been eating cheese?... But i haven't eaten cheese in ages. Thats nasty...

I proposed to my girlfriend today

and she was all like... YES!

And I was all like... No way bitch. APRIL FOOLS!

Then I threw a cake in her face


(I wish...)

Playing Hardcore... so probably longer than 3 months. Determined to do it though, even if it takes YEARS!!

Quote from Siaynoq

NEW ZEALAND: LIKE IN LORD OF THE RINGS

YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!

Quote from JaundiceBunny

java.lang.StringIndexOutOfBoundsException at line 4: Error processing that much exclamation marks.

String newString = jaundiceCode.inputAnswer();
newString.replace ("!" , " ");
newString.toLowerCase ();
newString.trim();
jaundiceCode.inputAnswer(newString);

JaundiceBunny jaundy = new JaundiceBunny();
jaundy.giveCookie () == (FALSE);
jaundy.deserveCookie () == (FALSE);

Quote from JaundiceBunny

String question = "How long do you think you'll be able to keep talking like this";

If(question.equalsTo("boobs"))
{
System.out.println("Invalid response, please try again");
}
else
if(question.equalsTo("Meh, 1 hour to 1 day"))
{
System.out.println("Success");
}

While(not-writing-in-code < 24hours)
{
System.out.println("I'm sorry you're not able to post that post, please try again in code mode");
}

int attentionSpan;
JaundiceBunny jaundiceCode = new JaundiceBunny;
for (attentionSpan=0;attentionSpan<UltimateRandomChatThread.postcount();attentionSpan++) {
jaundiceCode.inputAnswer ("FOREVER!!!!!!!!");
}}}

while (Genesis.online == true){
Genesis.postStyle() == codeMode;
Genesis.postCount ++;
}

aerisot=lady
succubus_queen!==evil
daemaroHatred ++

Quote from Nekrodrac

If you cannot decide, then do you at least realize this makes your comment somewhat invalid?
Because you actually need a stance on this matter to make all your defense of her stand.

You understand now why I am not very fond of outside commentators?

Anyway you're right. Time to end this.

if (you.decide == false) {
you.getPreviousComment() = "invalid"
}
int stance = 0;
while (stance = 0) {
System.out.println ("Please input stance");
you.createStance () = input.nextLine();
you.defensiveStance();
stance++
}
System.out.println ("Do you want to end the argument? Yes / No / Eat Shit!");
String answer = input.nextLine();
if answer.EqualsIgnoreCase (yes){
answerRep = 1
if answer.EqualsIgnoreCase (no){
answerRep = 2
if answer.EqualsIgnoreCase (eats shit){
answerRep = 3
switch (answerRep){
case 1: System.out.println ("Lets be friends!");
case 2: System.out.println ("NEVER!");
case 3: System.out.println ("Eat shit and die!");
}



This is all so wrong in so many ways. But it amuses me

I hope in the future when we evolve into some higher species people will only discuss ideas and argue in mathematical equations... or programming language.

So much redundant, superfluous, gratuitous, excess.... surggggh... words

if (my.argument !== true) {
your.argument == true
}

Word of the day!

Penurious (pe·nu·ri·ous) adj Extremely poor; poverty-stricken; miserly. “The penurious family were forced from their home.”

Try and use it several times today and it will be in your vocab forever... probably.

I actually read that giant wall of text.

Quote from Siaynoq

Siaynoq#1779

Anyone wanna join me?

Whatchu talking bout, fishface?

Quote from VegasRage

If it all works out, I get the have this god forsaken desert as my back yard. I like the open space, yet I really hate the desert. As you can see I'll have to add my own pool and / or landscaping.

Only some kind of psychotic mass-murderer would purchase that property VegasRage.
I hear that desert out there is brimming with undisclosed burials. Dead hookers and dodgy businessmen.


It really does look like you live on Mars or something. There's no sense of scale and distance at that size. How big are those mountains? I can fit them between my thumb and forefinger but I have a sneaking suspicion they may be bigger.

OOPS!... What I meant to say was...

That k-pop music video was easy to masturbate to.

My mistake.

K-pop music videos are easy to masturbate to.

Same situation. If I remember the names of really old threads and take a look I can search for old posts by name - so they still exist and stuff. But they're not linked to my account at all.

Although after some manual searching around with Ctrl+F. I think its best some of my old ancient posts remain lost... forever

example - LinkX. I just found a really old thread where I told you to kill your ex-girlfriend. Something about sex with ones own mother, and then something else about frozen semen.... wtf? I was a strange 18 year old