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wish granted but you get busted by the pigs and go to jail and get anally raped by bubba which makes u turn gay
i wish i had an Ibanez MtM1 signed by Mick Thomson

we should see wisconsin with UBER COWZ lol

wish granted but ur lunch was poisoned by me and you died because you said mick would kill me

i wish i had a lifetime supply of pudding

i already did his but ok

wish granted but you still get Fs
I wish i could meet Mick Thomson

W00t i dont think ill be that popular though

wish granted but you didnt clock in all week so you got paid nothing

I wish i could meet Mick Thomson(Guitarist from Slipknot)

u know i was kidding, right? damn

never heard that. i thought that was arnold schwartzeneggar

"Its not a tumor!"="Russians will kill you all in a blazing inferno of mortar shells, shotgun blasts, and frag grenades, not to mention crap from the legions of flying penguins!"

here was a muffin from the land of Oz. He knew what was coming next, so he stood strong and stopped to sniff the flowers while he banged a hot Choclate chip whore named Lilly that died right after. The next day he screamed because he had aids and he wanted to kill the muffin man in belief that he date raped his whore and gave her aids. So he took his machine and pounded the Muffin Man, into submission and then he declared " I am the mighty over lord of cookie Dough Muffin World!! Tremble before me!!!"Or Perish by the Teletubbys!!! Then the next day he put on his left black magical slippers which were shockingly tasty to the right person and rode his new car straight into an oncoming pineapple.And sponge bob square pants who was caught touching himself said GARY no you blew away my dick off,"YAY and they both became lesbs. "My name is Mary!!! YAAAY!!!!", I then went to a plastic surgeon to get my balls droped but he cut them off and replaced them with marbles which i liked better anyway so the next day he watched reruns of Seinfeld nonstop until he felt power surging so he declared Kramer God! So he went to kill George, false prophet of Jebodiah, and sewed his wife for money to buy a gigantic muffin castle which people ate until they overdosed on muffin-ness and decided to puke into a frech whores beret, violently breaking the sound barrier with, super sonic, genetically enhanced, overly paying the German fom Punisher with syrup promised by WTF_LMFAO which was in actuality goat

I CANT NEVA DIE! HUGH!YEAH!

lol james brown(i think)

here was a muffin from the land of Oz. He knew what was coming next, so he stood strong and stopped to sniff the flowers while he banged a hot Choclate chip whore named Lilly that died right after. The next day he screamed because he had aids and he wanted to kill the muffin man in belief that he date raped his whore and gave her aids. So he took his machine and pounded the Muffin Man, into submission and then he declared " I am the mighty over lord of cookie Dough Muffin World!! Tremble before me!!!"Or Perish by the Teletubbys!!! Then the next day he put on his left black magical slippers which were shockingly tasty to the right person and rode his new car straight into an oncoming pineapple.And sponge bob square pants who was caught touching himself said GARY no you blew away my dick off,"YAY and they both became lesbs. "My name is Mary!!! YAAAY!!!!", I then went to a plastic surgeon to get my balls droped but he cut them off and replaced them with marbles which i liked better anyway so the next day he watched reruns of Seinfeld nonstop until he felt power surging so he declared Kramer God! So he went to kill George, false prophet of Jebodiah, and sewed his wife for money to buy a gigantic muffin castle which people ate until they overdosed on muffin-ness and decided to puke into a frech whores beret, violently breaking the sound barrier with, super sonic, genetically enhanced, overly paying the German fom Punisher

WTF why was i taken off the poll? silver i thought we were long time buds but now this? maybe its a good thing california will break off from the continental US. then Canada will invade it with their hired Asian assassins(paid with maple syrup lol)

here was a muffin from the land of Oz. He knew what was coming next, so he stood strong and stopped to sniff the flowers while he banged a hot Choclate chip whore named Lilly that died right after. The next day he screamed because he had aids and he wanted to kill the muffin man in belief that he date raped his whore and gave her aids. So he took his machine and pounded the Muffin Man, into submission and then he declared " I am the mighty over lord of cookie Dough Muffin World!! Tremble before me!!!"Or Perish by the Teletubbys!!! Then the next day he put on his left black magical slippers which were shockingly tasty to the right person and rode his new car straight into an oncoming pineapple.And sponge bob square pants who was caught touching himself said GARY no you blew away my dick off,"YAY and they both became lesbs. "My name is Mary!!! YAAAY!!!!", I then went to a plastic surgeon to get my balls droped but he cut them off and replaced them with marbles which i liked better anyway so the next day he watched reruns of Seinfeld nonstop until he felt power surging so he declared Kramer God! So he went to kill George, false prophet of Jebodiah, and sewed his wife for money to buy a gigantic muffin castle which people ate until they overdosed on muffin-ness and decided to puke into a frech whores beret, violently

here was a muffin from the land of Oz. He knew what was coming next, so he stood strong and stopped to sniff the flowers while he banged a hot Choclate chip whore named Lilly that died right after. The next day he screamed because he had aids and he wanted to kill the muffin man in belief that he date raped his whore and gave her aids. So he took his machine and pounded the Muffin Man, into submission and then he declared " I am the mighty over lord of cookie Dough Muffin World!! Tremble before me!!!"Or Perish by the Teletubbys!!! Then the next day he put on his left black magical slippers which were shockingly tasty to the right person and rode his new car straight into an oncoming pineapple.And sponge bob square pants who was caught touching himself said GARY no you blew away my dick off,"YAY and they both became lesbs. "My name is Mary!!! YAAAY!!!!", I then went to a plastic surgeon to get my balls droped but he cut them off and replaced them with marbles which i liked better anyway so the next day he watched reruns of Seinfeld nonstop until he felt power surging so he declared Kramer God! So he went to kill George, false prophet of Jebodiah, and sewed his wife for money to buy a gigantic muffin castle which people ate until they overdosed on muffin-ness

here was a muffin from the land of Oz. He knew what was coming next, so he stood strong and stopped to sniff the flowers while he banged a hot Choclate chip whore named Lilly that died right after. The next day he screamed because he had aids and he wanted to kill the muffin man in belief that he date raped his whore and gave her aids. So he took his machine and pounded the Muffin Man, into submission and then he declared " I am the mighty over lord of cookie Dough Muffin World!! Tremble before me!!!"Or Perish by the Teletubbys!!! Then the next day he put on his left black magical slippers which were shockingly tasty to the right person and rode his new car straight into an oncoming pineapple.And sponge bob square pants who was caught touching himself said GARY no you blew away my dick off,"YAY and they both became lesbs. "My name is Mary!!! YAAAY!!!!", I then went to a plastic surgeon to get my balls droped but he cut them off and replaced them with marbles which i liked better anyway so the next day he watched reruns of Seinfeld nonstop until he felt power surging so he declared Kramer God! So he went to kill George, false prophet of Jebodiah, and sewed his wife for money to buy a gigantic