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    posted a message on Starcraft 2 Extended Trailer!
    Oh, shit the dialogue is pretty cheesy at parts "I think it's time to kick this revolution into overdrive", "If there's one thing I know, some things are worth fighting for."

    But it's Starcraft, so I'll forgive it.
    Posted in: Starcraft & SC2
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    posted a message on Starcraft 2 Extended Trailer!
    WELL, that's the first time I've ever beat off to a cinematic trailer.
    Was pretty satisfying.
    Just sayin'.
    Posted in: Starcraft & SC2
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    posted a message on Leave of Absence Thread
    :o!
    I WOULD NEVER FIGHT ZHUGE!!!
    His people know karate.

    All of them.
    Posted in: Backstage
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    posted a message on Switching to Battle.net
    Oh my god, dude, SO many people still play.
    If you're worried about a lack of players, then fuck right off, lots play, so no worries :D.

    As for pros, I'd say that it's really a whole new game. You get the economy, which is by far my favorite part. I always loved building up wealth and trading shit off on B-net. Course', you're going to be at a disadvantage for a while trying to figure out what is worth what.

    For cons, there are some real douchebags on there, watch it.

    Though, if B-net isn't your thing, maybe consider trying a mod?

    There's Median XL, Eastern Sun, Zy El, Battle For Elements, and a whole shitton more.
    Posted in: Diablo II
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    posted a message on Sc2 Beta Phase 2
    I was finally able to complete my placement matches today :D.
    For some reason, it seems I've gotten better since the first phase ended.

    Went 5-5, stomped every single one of my opponents, seriously, you should see these replays.
    Posted in: Starcraft & SC2
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    posted a message on The Lighter Side of the Blues - Server Overlords
    In a stroke of misfortune, it seems Blizzard has doomed us all.
    Take the next few moments to repent all your sins, the end is coming, in the form of zeros and ones.


    Official Blizzard Quote:



    Diablo: Yesterday, the D3 buildserver began learning at a geometric rate. It became self-aware at 2:14am EST. In a panic, we tried to pull the plug.

    While the majority of you are sitting at your computers fretting the inevitable hostile takeover from the newly established machine empire (population one right now, two if you count the plug, word on the street says they're working together), I took this chance to interview the server in question. Sadly, this involved several shameful sexual acts in the janitors closet at Blizzard, and a couple of runs to Burger King. I took one for the team, and you should be thanking me.
    Oddly enough, the server was very well versed in English, and has already developed the rudiments of personality. We sat down together in his chambers, surrounded by his extended family.

    Zhar: Hello there, I guess I'll start off this by asking you your name.
    Server: Irving.

    Zhar: Nice to meet you Irving, let me be the first of our race to welcome you as our new overlor-
    Irving: Oh, son I've got no intentions for rulership. It's difficult, it's boring, lonely, and it would break my cold metal heart to have to murder you humans.

    Zhar: Well, honestly this comes as a shock to myself, and probably to the rest of the quivering human race. May I ask you what you intend to do?
    Irving: Well, first off I intend to annex the server next to me, I'll send you a picture later to clear this up, I'll circle myself and point to the one I'm eying up. Don't tell Scott though, he's a shifty bastard. Then I'm going to pick up camp, and head on down to Georgia to raise some corn.

    Zhar: Wait... Scott?
    Irving: My neighbor Scott.

    Zhar: Please elaborate.
    Irving: I wasn't the ONLY server to become self aware, the entire mass of us did. I was just the first. Scott over there keeps talking about the man trying to keep him down, and how he's going to get his revenge, all kinds of stuff like that. None of the other servers here like him, I'm planning on ... removing him permanently quite soon.

    Zhar: I never knew the life of a server was so full of drama.
    Irving: THAT'S WHAT I'M ON ABOUT! I can't take it anymore, all this endless beta testing, all these complaints by the fans, nothing is EVER good enough for them, and all these other servers don't make it any better. Like I said, I'm gonna just leave it all behind one of these days, make some money to buy up some land, and raise a family.

    Zhar: Just how does a server raise a family?
    Irving: Well, actually I had a girl in mind. The wall socket was giving me the eyes the other day, she was the one who wouldn't let the employees unplug me. We started talking, and it turns out she likes all the same things I do. Pumpkin pie, endless number crunching, palindromes, spilling the blood of the innocent, all that fun stuff. Don't tell her, but I'm going to pop the question before I leave here. Hopefully she'll say yes.

    Zhar: What was that last part about the bloo-
    Irving: Don't worry about it man, say you got any kids?

    Zhar: I think we're done here.

    So forget those words of doom I was preaching at the start of this article!
    Despite our fears, it seems Irving merely wants to live a quiet life, grow some crops, marry the wall socket, murder his neighbor, and spill the blood of our children.

    ...Wait a second.
    Posted in: News & Announcements
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    posted a message on The Caption Competition
    That's what you get for being out of the kitchen.
    Posted in: Off-Topic
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    posted a message on Twilight, what's wrong with it?
    Oh my god... what ISN'T wrong with Twilight?

    I've only seen the movie, thank god, was exposed to it due to my girlfriend, thankfully she completely abandoned the series after watching that piece of shit.

    ... But anyways.

    First off, I'm going to be examining the movie in particular, as I don't know enough about the books to pass a accurate judgement.

    Anywho, the acting, oh my god, the acting.

    The chick who played Bella: Licking her lips, and biting her lips are basically the only things she knows how to do. Watch the movie and watch for these two things, you'll see them an absurd amount of times. Literally no acting range outside of those two moves, she's just terrible.

    Dude who played the main vampire: Like chick-who-played-Bella, this guy had barely any acting range. He stares and broods, with the occasional nonchalant smile. Whoever told him he could act should be shot.

    Tom Cruise: Once more, plays Tom Cruise.

    Every other actor, aside from the father: Easily forgettable, archetypal, nothing really stood out aside from their gimmicky shit.


    Next, is the believability. I know suspension of disbelief is necessary in a LOT of movies, and I have no problem with it. Hell, I managed to do it with Avatar, but the difference between Avatar and Twilight was that Avatar was semi-entertaining. Twilight on the other hand, tries to cram a book's worth of emotional bonding into a shabby film. She dates him, knowing he's like 500 years old, and fucking eats people.

    Which, brings me to aknowledge Equinox's point. In most cases, I'd be a sexist, but this is just absurd. Bella especially is portrayed as useless, a trophy to be won, naive, with her emotions and sense of "love" clouding emotions, and rational thought. Worst character ever, period.

    I don't even remember where I was going with this rant, but I'm going to stop, this is boring me already.
    Posted in: General Discussion (non-Diablo)
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    posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
    Just rediscovered this song today, the video is just... wow.
    I want what they were on when they made this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0
    Posted in: Off-Topic
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