Whoa! I'm going all Conspiracy-Theorist-y right now.
What if his sayings are all referring to something (well, okay, most of them)
He has pants.
He has a cape.
the obviously hilarious make-fun of people kind. (colors, gold worth...)
but what of some of these other secretive things. That are secrets:
"are you my son"--referring to who? the new class, Horadrim?
"Tyreal and I go way back"/"I'm not a Wizard"?! !o_0!
"Some say 'he' never existed"... who man, who?!?!
And... back to being completely serious,
"When it's ready of course" and "In my day there were no colors" I laughed so hard.
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Apr 1, 2009Lord_Petrov posted a message on New Diablo 3 Character Class Announced: The Archivist!Posted in: News
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Mar 30, 2009Lord_Petrov posted a message on BlizzCast 8 nearly done and it's "almost entirely" about Diablo 3!It did! It did!!!Posted in: News
http://eu.blizzard.com/blizzcast/archive/episode8.xml
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Mar 27, 2009Lord_Petrov posted a message on BlizzCast 8 nearly done and it's "almost entirely" about Diablo 3!Posted in: NewsQuote from "Legilimens" »Oh geez you're right....Sweet mercy don't let it be a fools joke.
Oh man, that would be Glorious! (cruelly, cruelly glorious).
Blizzcast 8
agenda:
-New Classes revealed: The Cow-King Servant and the Wowian Nightelf
-New Runes: Rune of Rainbows, Rune of Delicious
-First Boss: The Unicorn Queen (most devastating power: Rainbow Trail)
-Top Tier Wizard Skill: Care-Stare (a-la Carebears, obviously... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...)
-Release Date: 01/04/10!!!
but, seriously... I might cry. -
Feb 1, 2009Lord_Petrov posted a message on Care For Some Marshmallow With Your Thousand Pounder?Posted in: NewsQuote from "Explorer" »ehhhhhh. Things like that shouldn't make your day. That was so stupid. Just give me a real update.
That's not stupid, YOU'RE stupid. HAhaha, just kidding... but a secret unicorn grove would be awesome, don't deny it.And I do agree with you on the need-for-real-news front... in that... we need real news. -
Feb 1, 2009Lord_Petrov posted a message on Care For Some Marshmallow With Your Thousand Pounder?Haha, that's amazing! I really hope there's a secret-unicorn-rainbow level... that just made my day!Posted in: News
"New Record! Love Spree" -
Dec 9, 2008Lord_Petrov posted a message on Avatars Return to DiabloFans.comAwesome. Awesome to the Max.Posted in: News
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Nov 27, 2008Lord_Petrov posted a message on Diablo3.com becomes Diablofans.com! Blizzard acquires diablo3.com.Diablo3.com becomes Diablofans.com! Blizzard acquires diablo3.com.Posted in: News
WHAT?!?! When did that happen?!
Quote from "Azoruk" »WHY WOULD YOU BUMP THIS THREAD?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW OLD IT IS?
No, but seriously why would you bump this thread?
AAH! Why would *I* bump this thread?! -
Nov 13, 2008Lord_Petrov posted a message on The Diablo 3 Rainbow T-Shirt SurveyMe Wantee! gimme gimme gimmePosted in: News
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Oct 2, 2008Lord_Petrov posted a message on BlizzCon -- Submit your questionsI was looking at the new scavenger pics, and I got to wondering:Posted in: News
-Is there a night/day progression when outside? because that would be awesome.
-and if so, would some types of creatures change?!
-and any elaboration on skill tree/attributes would be excellent -
Sep 19, 2008Lord_Petrov posted a message on Diablo 3 Bestiary: Dune ThresherDune threshers look like they'll be awesome to fight, even though they're so 'Tremors' it hurts.Posted in: News
Quote from "Kenzai" »
BTW you mean the mongrels, not? Thats the only thing he summons.
I'm pretty sure the Witch Doctor summons more than just mongrels: When he's first summoning them in the gameplay video the guy says "The first of [the witch doctor's] pets is the mongrel" -
Sep 16, 2008Lord_Petrov posted a message on Secret Cow Level To Return in Diablo 3Posted in: NewsQuote from "Tylos" »Bring on the Moo! Maybe the Cow King has family ie: we'll fight the cow queen, prince, prince and uncles aunt twice removed!
I was going to say that!
But they should also have a Jester cow -but only sometimes- that drops a Diablo Pinata filled with goodies.
Also there should be more mooing. Mooooo! - To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
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http://eu.blizzard.com/blizzcast/archive/episode8.xml
(wow, I'm posting this too often, hahaha)
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http://eu.blizzard.com/blizzcast/archive/episode8.xml
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http://eu.blizzard.com/blizzcast/archive/episode8.xml
The D3 pictures are awesome! Good job to Bashiok too.
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Oh man, that would be Glorious! (cruelly, cruelly glorious).
Blizzcast 8
agenda:
-New Classes revealed: The Cow-King Servant and the Wowian Nightelf
-New Runes: Rune of Rainbows, Rune of Delicious
-First Boss: The Unicorn Queen (most devastating power: Rainbow Trail)
-Top Tier Wizard Skill: Care-Stare (a-la Carebears, obviously... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...)
-Release Date: 01/04/10!!!
but, seriously... I might cry.
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(and also computers with diablo 3, so you won't lose any storyline)
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Instead in 2012, someone's going to come up with a renewable, incredibly powerful fuel which will allow inter stellar space flight, causing much of the human race to leave, thus "ending" life on earth.
Just as likely.
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(...it could happen...)
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~fixed.
Haha, sorry, couldn't resist.
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Xander: Gimme some glitter on here!
You can't fax glitter!
Xander: Well, not with that attitude.
Not with any attitude!
Ant farm keyboard! Ant farm keyboard!
I'm getting furious at you, you don't even have any pants on.
Neither does he!
Well he doesn't have a penis! As far as I can tell...
Sinn: Perhaps you could get something for it at the local pawnbrokery.
Killface: Sinn, that's bloody brilliant. Hawking this fax machine is sure to bring in the 12 billion I need to complete the Annihilatrix. You're really really really really really really really really smart! ...And pretty.
(more frisky dingo)
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And we can use this machine gun I found *empties clip* Well, that was fun! (Bender)
Boosh!
Extacle 1: Had anybody here read Flowers For Algernon
2: The one with that kid with the chains and the goggles and at the end he gets killed with a shotgun?
1: That's Harrison Bergeron
all: Hollywood Squares!
1: No, that's TIM Bergeron
2: Brother of Menelaus
1: NO, damn it, that's AGAMEMNON
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And I'm pretty sure it's been there all along. I've played with it before.
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(Simpsons Movie)
Welcome to You're "Doom!"
Shut up, Hooker!
On the one hand I'm anti-abortion, on the other, JENGO! I got a machette.
Extacle 1: you're not even part of Ant-Baby-Machete-Squad
Extacle 2: Oh, I will be. I'll be squad Leader.
Does it say Stan-The-Big-Fat-Jerk-Liar-Who-Tried-To-Steal-My-Company? NO! building's not tall enough
Which is more than I can say for that Wing-ed collar... My. God.
Killface: We reeeaally have to get you some pants
Xander Crews: I HAD pants
Killface: Barnaby, those weren't pants!
Xander: MASTER cylinder pants.
Xander: yeah, that's not a pickle
Killface: I know... It's your penis
Xander: My penis... (low, creepy voice): my peenis.
-FRISKY DINGO! (the best show ever to grace a television screen)
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