Everyone has had sex with their guitar, but he's the only one that has made his guitar have an orgasm.
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- Dane
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Member for 15 years, 5 months, and 24 days
Last active Sat, Jun, 9 2012 22:07:06
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Jan 15, 2011
Dane posted a message on Andy McKee Plays Diablo IIIPosted in: News
Everyone has had sex with their guitar, but he's the only one that has made his guitar have an orgasm. -
Oct 24, 2010
Dane posted a message on Wilson on Diablo III and Press ConferencePosted in: NewsQuote from Irrational
You know what's going to happen right? We're all going to buy Diablo 3 but we're going to know everything about it so the game is going to suck
Knowing about a game doesn't worsen it. And im sure that Blizzard won't tell us everything there is to know about D3, anyway. -
Apr 3, 2010
Dane posted a message on Diablo II Urban LegendsGetting the chickens to go where you want is quite difficult. My friends and I used to race them. No one ever won. Also, I've never heard of the Moo state from the gem. Interesting.Posted in: News
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Jan 26, 2010
Dane posted a message on Armor ProgressI want to see something that looks like the Skin of the Vipermagi on the sorc from d2. It's quite possibly the sexiest armor ive ever seen.Posted in: News
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Jun 11, 2009
Dane posted a message on Bashiok on "Barbarian Fury" and "Gore" in Diablo 3This is the first thing that I've heard that I wasn't exstatic about. I know im probably just thinking its gonna be worse than it is, I know it's still gonna be awesome and I'll end up not caring once I see for myself how it works, but I don't like the idea of having to get hit and use normal attacks to be able to use my skills. This way probably makes more sense, but I like the idea of recharging fury over time, rather than losing it if I'm not in battle. Like nefaust said, I would like to be able to spam my skills.Posted in: News
And about the gore, clearly anyone who whines that there isn't enough of it is stupid. Game isn't near done and people complain about blood. No doubt Blizzard's gonna add a whole bunch of dead bodies and guts and what not. So far, imo, it looks fine the way it is. Maybe those whiners didn't see the corpses exploding because their tears were making the screen too blurry. -
Apr 17, 2009
Dane posted a message on Diablo 3 Difficulty LevelsPosted in: NewsQuote from "LordRayken" »Every difficulty was the same exact stuff, just even harder... How are they supposed to increase difficulty without putting more immunities and whatnot on monsters? Without that, it'd be very plain to just go from normal to hell difficulty with the monsters a bit stronger and nothing else.
What did you guys expect, though? It is "HELL" Difficulty. If the game isnt giving you "HELL" when you play it, then its a poor title for a difficulty... Lots of hell in Diablo, eh?
Also, about how difficult all the immune monsters were... You dont have to play on the Hell difficulty to get the full game, really. So I don't think that is a valid point.
The game of Diablo and Diablo 2 are entirely about gaining levels. And via those levels, your character becomes much stronger to combat the burning legions. Without a higher level character, I'm sure Hell difficulty will always remain a "pain" in the ass... Or... A Hell in the ass?
Even having a lvl 99 fber, you still cant kill the fire immune monsters, because they're immune to fire. For immunes, your lvl doesnt really matter, you still cant kill it, unless you wanna try and telek it to death, which in my experience, takes a long time.
Im not against getting rid of the immunities, I liked them. I thought it was fun. But I understand how other people might dislike them if they didnt have internet and were forced to play single player. - To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
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I'd pull out my sword and stab him in the face and grab all his uber loot.
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I change my vote to cookies.
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Thought the teaser was awesome. It gave me a raging orgasm.
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I don't care whether they add them, I was just making a point about the logic to whoever said to make pets a monster drop.
Also, they already exist in Diablo, With the druid's wolves/bears/and ravens. And the WD has the demon dogs, can't remember what they're called, so I don't understand how they wouldn't fit in D3. I'm sure they could think of a pet that fits each character.
Either way I wouldn't use one anyway, especially if they're as stupid as the mercs in d2. I'd rather not have to worry about them dying every 12 seconds.
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*And then Dane drops from the ceiling like a ninja, slits Diablo's throat, and Cloak Of Shadows off the scene without leaving a trace.* /End of game.
Also, maybe we'll gain more npcs as we go on. Like if we save someone as a quest, they could decide to tag along on the caravan to help with our adventure. Like a free merc, or a vendor.
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You can pvp. That's the reason I rushed.
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2. Yes, but be more creative with it. I don't want to have to kill 10 uber mini bosses to fight 1 uber Diablo.
3. I'd rather be able to do ubers with any character, or atleast make the uber killer more fun. Holding right click with smite for 20 mins is so dumb.
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