- LancerEvo
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Apr 20, 2012LancerEvo posted a message on Open Beta Weekend!Hang tough? lol ok, Seeya's online in like 5-6 hours they mean if the maintenance a couple days ago is any indictation of how long it takes for them to fix their clusterf**ksPosted in: News
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Apr 20, 2012LancerEvo posted a message on Open Beta Weekend!Mad? Nahhhhhh... Crying out for Blizzard blood? Maybe....?Posted in: News
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Apr 20, 2012LancerEvo posted a message on Open Beta Weekend!Heh, they should've called it Open (if you can get in) Beta.Posted in: News
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Apr 20, 2012LancerEvo posted a message on Open Beta Weekend!Posted in: NewsQuote from rob19780114
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"This account does not have a Beta license attached to it"
O rly? No shit! Let me in!!
Did you forget to create your battletag?
My battletag's been active since they first implemented it, so I doubt it's that. Seems that Blizzard's D3 Beta servers are horribly clusterf**ked right now -
Apr 20, 2012LancerEvo posted a message on Open Beta Weekend!"This account does not have a Beta license attached to it"Posted in: News
O rly? No shit! Let me in!! -
Apr 20, 2012LancerEvo posted a message on Open Beta Weekend!That's an odd error you guys are getting; you shouldn't be seeing that while the Open Beta Test is livePosted in: News
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Apr 20, 2012LancerEvo posted a message on Open Beta Weekend!"You have been disconnected from Battle.net"Posted in: News
*Darth Vader voice*: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". -
Apr 20, 2012LancerEvo posted a message on Open Beta Weekend!Looks like we're live! But hell, it's gonna be a bitch to get in and stay connectedPosted in: News
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Apr 20, 2012LancerEvo posted a message on Open Beta Weekend!Getting "Servers are busy Error 37" right now; we's getting closer! (I think :S)Posted in: News
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Apr 20, 2012LancerEvo posted a message on Open Beta Weekend!@Faithful: What you're trying to download there is the full digital download of the retail version of the game. That "the fire from the sky still falls Diablo III has not yet launched" message you're getting is the full version telling you the game isn't live yet (till the 15th). The Beta Client you're looking for is here:Posted in: News
http://us.media.battle.net.edgesuite.net/downloads/d3-installers/4de82d80-ddeb-4e61-80ae-b4e8817f54b0/Diablo-III-Beta-enUS-Setup.exe (copy paste this link if for some reason you can't click on it)
The client download is around 44mb, and the amount to download to patch it to latest version (Patch 18) is roughly 3-4gb.
Also, make sure you log in to your Battle.net and create a Battletag; this is important so you can play! -
Apr 20, 2012LancerEvo posted a message on Open Beta Weekend!Heh I bet Blizzard felt bad about screwin up and giving us all open beta by mistake and then hotfixing it and taking it away that they took pity on us fans and gave us some lovin'Posted in: News
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Apr 20, 2012LancerEvo posted a message on Open Beta Weekend!If you listen REAAAAAAAAALLY closely, you can hear thousands of happy Diablo fans exploding in their pants over the next 24 hrs and probably till MondayPosted in: News
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Oct 26, 2011LancerEvo posted a message on Beta Key Contest #4Too few in the land of Sanctuary know the tragic tale of Binkles the Frog. As a young tadpole of the Toxic Frog species primitive to the jungles of Kejihstan and located many miles northeast of the town of Kurast, Binkles was often pushed around and alienated from his siblings and other fellow froglings due to an unfortunate birth defect in which he was born without poison glands. His own mother, although protective of her offspring, always had a deep-down feeling of regret any time she would look upon her child. Binkles' father, once a proud leader of the local Toxic Frog habitat in his younger days , would remind his son on a constant basis how much shame and mockery he brought the family, declaring him an "abomination" whenever others would bring him up in conversation.Posted in: News
Finally, after enduring such a hard childhood of being treated so poorly, Binkles had enough and decided to run away from his home. He had travelled far and dodged many dangers and mishaps, and narrowly managed to escape the hungering glare of nearby creatures, demons or undead roaming the area. He reached the ruined, possibly abandoned city of Travincal and met a young Witch Doctor apprentice travelling the lands in search of knowledge and powerful artifacts to help in a rumored return of the armies of the Burning Hells. The Witch Doctor in-training introduced himself as Uga'boo'ga, and after the two had introduced each other properly, the young apprentice offered the young Binkles the opportunity to join him on his journey to aid the forces of Sanctuary in the coming invasion.
Binkles was overjoyed. For once in his life, he found a true friend. Someone who looked past his disability. Unfortunately, this joy would not last for long.
Uga'boo'ga and Binkles travelled along the land, fighting (truthfully, Binkles perched himself on his friend's shoulders during battles) various dangerous creatures and minions of the damned. Eventually, the apprentice learned new abilities and developped new combat strategies. One of his favorites was to employ a Plague of Poisonous Toads to accost his enemies and give them a slow, agonizing death thanks to the potent poisons his toads had at their disposal. Uga'boo'ga became too fond of using this particular ability and used it more often than the others in his arsenal. After a battle with a tiny but vicious tribe of Fetishes and Shamans that ambushed their campsite as they slept, Uga'boo'ga had left his summoned toads to linger. He had forgotten he hadn't dismissed their services yet, and moments later collapsed from exhaustion and the shock of being taken by surprise in the dark of the night. Binkles, still perched atop his companion, fell with him.
As the dust cleared, Binkles lay aside his unconscious partner. It was then he realized he was alone with the three poison toads. Not recognizing him as an ally, they immediately charged the hapless and defenseless frog and brutally and unforgivingly beat him to within an inch of his life. As he lay dying, the most he could manage was a faint "croak" as his breathing became shallower and shallower. Uga'boo'ga finally regained consciousness moments later and witnessed his new close friend lying broken and beaten a few inches away from him. It was then he also heard the sound of reinforcement Fetishes and Shamans on approach. Knowing he wouldn't have time to dismiss his toads and save Binkles at the same time, he reached deep into his satchel and pulled out his last Rejuvination Potion. Quickly covering up his friend with fallen leaves and uncorking the potion and emptying the contents near Binkles' mouth, he fled taking his toads with him, hoping to draw them away from Binkles so he might escape safely.
Binkles quickly lapped up the potion contents before they dried into the jungle floor. A sudden wave of energy washed through him and he felt sure he'd been saved from the cold embrace of death. A suddenly death-moan sounded out a few yards away in the direction the Witch Doctor fled. Binkles listened intently for a few moments more, and after hearing no more but the fading sound of departing Fetishes and Shamans, he knew that he was alone once again. Not knowing what to do, or where to go, Binkles the Frog pointed himself in one direction and started moving.
The current whereabouts of Binkles the Frog is unknown. But should any traveller come upon him along their journey, it would probably mean the world to the little guy if you gave him a pat on the head or even a hug.
Disclaimer: Not to be held responsible for players contracting warts from contact with a frog
Written by: LancerEvo
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjpeo3VAvdw
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stupid time out errors...
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D-Day is upon us!
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My battletag's been active since they first implemented it, so I doubt it's that. Seems that Blizzard's D3 Beta servers are horribly clusterf**ked right now
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O rly? No shit! Let me in!!
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*Darth Vader voice*: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".
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