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    posted a message on Who do you think deserves a set ?
    Quote from "deathMars" »
    deathMars's Armory.



    deathMars's Brain
    Invincible Cap

    Defense: 10000

    100% Chance of Thinking Something Brilliant
    Plus 30 to Intelligence (Gods only)
    Level 50 Instant Death Aura when worn
    500% Enchanced Defense
    Monsters Kneel Before You


    deathMars's Chest
    God's Plate

    Defense: If you hit me, you die.

    Infinity to Strength
    100% Chance to Pick up Chicks
    Become Sexy
    400% Increased Size
    Impossible to Die


    deathMars's Hand
    Jesus

    Attack: Infinity to Infinity

    Plus 90 to All Skills
    100% Chance to Pwn anyone in Duels
    Replenish Life 0***
    Plus 1 to Create Whatever the Hell you Want
    100% Chance to Cast Knockout on hit






    ***You don't lose life so why bother?



    Chuck Norris' Fighting Gears
    Chuck Norris' Nunchucks
    NunChucks

    1337% Enhanced Damage
    1337% Enhanced Attack Speed
    1337% Bonus to Attack Rating
    Ignores Target Defence
    Hit Kills Target*
    You Cannot Die**
    Slain monsters rest in peace
    100% Chance of Killing everything in an area when you enter it

    Chuck Norris' Runners
    Air Jordans

    1337% Faster Run/Walk***
    Allows Wearer to Fly
    Immune to all Elements****
    You Cannot Die*****
    +1337 to All Attributes
    100% Chance of Killing everything in an area when you enter it******


    *Not like you'd ever get to hit them, they die before you even get close enough
    **If everything dies before you get them, how could you die?
    ***Why run/walk when you could fly?
    ****It's not like you'd take any damage anyway, they're already dead
    *****Again???
    ******Again x2?????
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on Normal -> Nightmare -> Hell -> ???
    i vote for 'pandemonium' after hell
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on Skill Respecs Confirmed for D2
    alas! blizzard has given every1 a 2nd chance! no more hero-editor reliance :thumbsup:
    Posted in: Diablo II
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    posted a message on Diablo 1 Unable to Create Character
    hahaha, if u were lucky enough to see 1 of my posts, i mentioned that vista was shit and many games dont work, i struggled a LOT to get d1 working properly, 1 of the problem happened to be 'unable to create a character'

    i assume ur using failsta, disable UAC (user account management), restart, then run d1 again
    Posted in: Diablo I & Hellfire
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    posted a message on hai
    diablo1 or diablo2? either is cool, with our pro-wannabe tips, even if u decide to stay sp/lan only u'll still own more ass than before

    and welcome
    Posted in: Introduction
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    posted a message on Things That Freak You Out
    can only think of 1 right now, and that is the fear of the radioactive materials in firealarms at my home slowly mutating + killing me
    Posted in: General Discussion (non-Diablo)
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    posted a message on Windows 7
    windows vista was shit, so many games wont work on it (struggled a bit to get D1 working properly like it should)

    windows7? imo even worse, most noticeable problem is draining laptop battery like a baby in a pouch, and graphics/UI isnt that impressive
    Posted in: General Discussion (non-Diablo)
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    posted a message on How do you distribute stats ?
    Quote from "KonataX" »
    lol you could use teleport as an instant shortcut to diablo in his lair but you ll need a mana pot for the escape in case your losing lol


    LOL!

    99% of the times, u'd get beaten to a pulp by the en masse of faggy demons right next to diablo, and knowing warrior's 'omg lag' cast speed, if u cant chop down all of them in time, there's no escape with teleport
    Posted in: Diablo I & Hellfire
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    posted a message on how much farther?
    more characters + their skilltree n related stuff (animation, algorithm), more mobs, more storyline with appropriate quests etc etc

    better off to sell as a full completed game like d2 than like wow, relying on massive patches to add new quests
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on Fire Druid?
    dunno if 'fireclaw' druid counts as a 'fire druid' build but, if applicable, brings along another fun variety

    max fireclaw and most (if not all) of its synergies, get werebear for dmg or werewolf for speed (max or 10/10 on lycan/wereform), use a fast weapon like athena's wrath and ull own hard in nightmare, 3k fire at 3hits a second hurts, trust me
    Posted in: Diablo II
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    posted a message on How do you distribute stats ?
    Quote from "Equinox" »
    I concentrated on STR, a bit less VIT, a bit less DEX...

    Teleport starts to sound like an exploit and I hate that stuff.


    nah, if u want a true exploit then try this: (any) bow of the bear + chance to hit of 150-200% = no melee mobs can touch u (works even better with rogues, but dmg sucks so)

    d1 was designed so every char can learn spells even if they suck at it, make good use of spells (even firebolts), and ull do fine
    if u still hate it, use stonecurse instead, recharge mana every 1-2 shots, its not as 'exploitive'
    Posted in: Diablo I & Hellfire
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    posted a message on Fantasy Tactics!
    hey wat? we were supposed to do a 'quest'? srry didnt read this part of forum for a few days and didnt notice the 'poll' lol

    and no, didnt respec, rather i retained lvl 1 and upgraded sneak
    Posted in: Roleplaying
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    posted a message on How do you distribute stats ?
    Quote from "DesmondTiny" »
    You will need + to magic gear for teleport anyway right? I thought Teleport req 70 magic to use or so. Maybe im just getting confused with a diffrent spell


    well, after u learn it u have the spell right, and even warrior can afford at least 1 cast of the lvl 1 teleport at stock mana (assuming high enough level with default magic)

    ur not a mage, u cant spam teleport like no tomorrow, so make the spell count and grab some kills
    Posted in: Diablo I & Hellfire
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    posted a message on Things That Freak You Out
    watching a horror movie until 2-3am, then u go to toilet b4 bed and looking through the bathroom mirror, u hallucinate that a female zombie is approaching u
    Posted in: General Discussion (non-Diablo)
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    posted a message on Is there a button to see items on the ground ?
    Quote from "KonataX" »
    if surrounded your done lol and will prob never get your stuff back either x3


    last resort, ragequit b4 ur character dies, press esc quickly then new game, never lets u down unless ur wireless mouse dies, or u can just altf4, start new game and continue questing
    Posted in: Diablo I & Hellfire
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