I have to agree on the body pillow. That thing looks epicly cool. In fact, if they were to put something like that up for sale, I'd buy two of them. One for my bed and one for my couch so me and a potential snuggle bunny can cuddle in relative comfort.
I got a good laugh out of the EPEEN as well. Honestly, I'm surprised people haven't made a real mod out of something like that - something that reminds those serial gamers that, even though they may suck at real life things, they can always go back to Azeroth and wallow in their fantasy life. So long as they don't neglect their children, other family members or pets to the point of death when playing, I won't wish upon them castrations with an olive fork.
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Apr 1, 2010CrazyCapnMorgan posted a message on Fifth Class Announced - UnicornI don't know about you guys, but seeing this kind of color combination makes me feel like I want to go on some sort of murderous, horrific, Hannibal Lector kinda killing spree.Posted in: News
Unicorn hamburgers, unicorn glue, and for a most fitting present, I'll take that 'Unihorn' and do something with it to something or someone else in a manner that'll make people like Jeffery Dahmer and Chrales Manson go...
"Now why didn't I think of doing that?"
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Mar 30, 2010CrazyCapnMorgan posted a message on It's Coming!?!I've always been able to be creative during the April Fool's day "event", but I think I know exactly how to brighten us fans up and keep Blizzard on their toes.Posted in: News
This year, if they joke about the fifth class.....or anything pertaining to Diablo 3 now that I think of it, I have the ultimate payback for some certain people in Blizzard Entertainment. I'll have the maintenance people switch out the sugar in the sugar containers and sugar packets with that of salt.
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Mar 21, 2010CrazyCapnMorgan posted a message on Moar Fanart!Absolutely nice pieces of work! The artistic talent of some people here really makes me wonder why they haven't tried to do professional art work and make a living off of it. The level of talent and detail is beyond extraordinary.Posted in: News
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Mar 16, 2010CrazyCapnMorgan posted a message on Ladder Reset Announced!Posted in: NewsQuote from "ScyberDragon" »1.13 has already been available for single player. You just have to log in to battle.net to download it.
If you were refering to me, my dragonistic friend, what I meant was that all of the content that's available to MP, such as Ladder items and recipes, be available also for SP. You know, the 'superpowered and cool looking' stuff. -
Mar 16, 2010CrazyCapnMorgan posted a message on Ladder Reset Announced!My sickness isn't something you guys would want, nor would I wish it on anyone else. I can only use the left side of my body effectively and the right side of my body is degrading slowly, to the point where I can now only hobble on my right leg and my right arm and hand has just enough lifting power to lift a dry teabag without pain. Also, I've had this for about, eh, near 18 months now. Some kind of neurological illness is to blame, but the closest anyone has come to explaining it is Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy, which is widely known, however, not widely understood.Posted in: News
Back to topic - NEW PATCH!!! WOOOOOOO!!! But it really doesn't have that 'significant' kinda feel to it. Until they open up all content to SP and fix all of the major bug issues to the MP, it won't feel, and more importantly be, complete. -
Mar 16, 2010CrazyCapnMorgan posted a message on Ladder Reset Announced!Posted in: NewsQuote from "ScyberDragon" »Kind of hard to do with only 1 leg.
And one arm. However, I can still manage to play Diablo and do all the other necessary things to be able to live, so I count my blessings. -
Mar 15, 2010CrazyCapnMorgan posted a message on Ladder Reset Announced!That'll be a nice birthday present! I get free food, free stuffage and a patch for D3! Sweet! Now if only I could get back to being 100% healthy again...Posted in: News
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Mar 15, 2010CrazyCapnMorgan posted a message on Community Spotlight - Chapter VIIII'll bribe him with tea, rum and other alcoholic beverages of his choice. I'm going through a lot of doctor's appointments and periods of time where I'm writing my book, though I've got another poll idea in mind. Just haven't gotten around to taking the time to refine it and then post it.Posted in: News
Did I mention I also have, at my disposal, some of the hottest wenches this side of the Caribbean?
Also, purple is cool. Purple equals awesome. However, bigger and bolder purple does NOT equal more awesome. Hear me Phrozen? Though, kudos are still in order to Phrozen and zhuge for keeping up the good wiki work. -
Mar 12, 2010CrazyCapnMorgan posted a message on No LFHealz in Diablo IIIDiablo has always been a kind of "demon over there, kill they arse" kinda game. I can't imagine Diablo having any sort of character that would focus on healing alone or to be healing proficient. That's WoW. Leave WoW to WoW and Diablo to Diablo. I don't expect there to be any kind of scenario where you go "OK, you tank there, we shoot from here and healers stay there" in Diablo. If anything, it should go "Hey, minnies over here. Biggie is fire enchant, get away before kill. Pray for good lewts."Posted in: News
Thank you Blizzard for not expanding this idea beyond D2's Paladin Holy Bolt. -
Mar 8, 2010CrazyCapnMorgan posted a message on The Lighter Side - Hardcore GamersSeconding the greatness of the post. I, too, lol'd very hard when I read this. Very deserving of rep. However, you owe me a new keyboard Zhar...Posted in: News
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Mar 4, 2010CrazyCapnMorgan posted a message on 1.13's Final DaysGlad to see Blizzard actually putting the elbow grease to the patch.Posted in: News
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Mar 4, 2010CrazyCapnMorgan posted a message on Welcome Home, ClansAt first, I really didn't like the idea of guilds or clans, either. Then, when I played WoW, I got to know a few people and that made my playing experience that much more fun. Of course, I got to see the down side of it, too - both in guilds and in playing WoW - and ultimately, I left WoW because though I wanted to possess the best gear I possibly could, I needed to play with others and then, depending on how the loot rules were set, pray for a big roll or wait my turn for it. I would really like to be rewarded for my playing skills and not have to rely on other people to get the best that I can possibly have. Then, there are times, where I just want to get together with a bunch of my friends and beat the living crap out of everything in sight and not worry about gear or loot or whatnot.Posted in: News
I'm kinda like Piccolo in that respect, you know I'm part of the team and I'm gonna mean business when I get into it, but I'm always watching and waiting in the back when I'm not immediately needed and always ready to give my advice. -
Mar 3, 2010CrazyCapnMorgan posted a message on Diablo III, Featuring BoELogical......and annoying. I don't want to feel penalized for wanting to play SP or to just play D3 on LAN with a few friends, yet I realize the company's need to make sure their product is secure and robust.Posted in: News
Grrrrr, thinking about this kinda thing really makes me want to find these genetic defectives who create these problems, beat them into a semi-conscious state and them throw them screaming from an airborne helicopter. -
Mar 2, 2010CrazyCapnMorgan posted a message on Diablo III, Featuring BoEPosted in: NewsQuote from "Hans" »Unless he used a drop mod.
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Elaborate please. I play lots offline, when I can, and I'm usually against mods and the like with the exception of the mule I use.
This piques my interest, however, as I farm quite often. - To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
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Most of the times, the merc does die, but by the time he does, the duration on the slow effect keeps Andariel's attacks from being as devastating as they can be until she goes down. On a couple of rare occasions, I have kept the merc alive without once having to heal him (although I did give him an Antidote potion once Andariel was dead). It's all on how you use the Valk, and mine has a HP total to the tune of over 3,000.
I could see perhaps not using the Valk in an Elemental build, but then you rely heavily on your merc, and he can fall very easily to uniques, super uniques and bosses which then leaves you to "run and gun" it. If you don't put points into Valk, I highly suggest then that you at least give consideration to Decoy.
On a slightly off topic side note - I've also considered giving an Impaler build a go using the Hwanin's Majesty set, since the weapon of the set is indestructible. I don't know if it's viable, but at least it'd be a fun thing to try sometime.
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I got a good laugh out of the EPEEN as well. Honestly, I'm surprised people haven't made a real mod out of something like that - something that reminds those serial gamers that, even though they may suck at real life things, they can always go back to Azeroth and wallow in their fantasy life. So long as they don't neglect their children, other family members or pets to the point of death when playing, I won't wish upon them castrations with an olive fork.
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I've got two things for runes dropping like flies in MP
Traveling with 4 people on Nightmare in MP, we had a Ko rune drop in Act 3 in the Kurast Bazaar with the average level at 47. The first time I ever saw a Ko rune on SP was in Hell difficulty at level 83, with the number of players augmented to 3, and it dropped from Eldritch the Rectifier...from 3 days worth of farming off of the bastard.
In that very same act in MP, but in the Durance, an Um rune dropped off of one of the Council Members. I haven't found an Um rune yet on SP in ANY DIFFICULTY! I'd probably earn a Darwin Award for getting drunk off of rubbing alcohol and licking an electrical outlet before I ever find something higher than a Ko rune. In fact.....
If my frustration level reaches that point, I may indeed see if it is possible to get drunk off of rubbing alcohol.
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The biggest issue I have with Diablo 2, though, is the balance issue between SP and MP. Why exclude rune words and gear from SP? And the rune drops....grrrrrrr. Case in point, I've ran with the Brotherhood of Destruction guild on-line and found runes and gear in Nightmare difficulty that I have trouble finding IN HELL DIFFICULTY WITH OVER 300% MAGIC FIND in SP! Someone please explain to me the reasoning for this. Why does Blizzard seemingly punish those who want to play SP by not granting them access to these things???
I understand your frustration and sympathize with you entirely. The only consolation I can give, however, is to listen to George Carlin for about an hour. Cures most of my stress-related issues.
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Unicorn hamburgers, unicorn glue, and for a most fitting present, I'll take that 'Unihorn' and do something with it to something or someone else in a manner that'll make people like Jeffery Dahmer and Chrales Manson go...
"Now why didn't I think of doing that?"
Forgive me for being blunt, but annoyingly cute is still annoying.
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This year, if they joke about the fifth class.....or anything pertaining to Diablo 3 now that I think of it, I have the ultimate payback for some certain people in Blizzard Entertainment. I'll have the maintenance people switch out the sugar in the sugar containers and sugar packets with that of salt.
That'll show 'em.
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The two problems that I see with this build is spreading the points out between the two elements and your Passives. I always consider Valkyrie to be amazing, to the point where she can effectively take much more damage than your merc. However, to make her this effective requires spending a good amount of points in the respective fields. Decoy is awesome, too, as it lures out those enemies that aren't quite willing to show themselves unless something is in range. I've not experimented with elemental Amazons before, but it was my understanding that her most powerful elemental abilities had a cooldown period, whereas the usual Strafe build had no such restriction. Also, mana steal is crucial to Amazons as far as using their skills repeatedly and, as I have little knowledge of how elemental attacks may or may not steal mana, am not sure this might actually hinder you more than help you.
Let me know how this build works out for you. I'm quite interested in seeing how manageable and effective it is.
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Question: "What are the runes for RW stealth?"
Reply: "nin+jah"
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Thank you for reducing my ignorance on this subject. It is indeed true that you must complete the Den of Evil quest in Hell mode to obtain relocation of skill and stat points. I was farming gear on Nightmare difficulty and wondered why I wasn't seeing it. Now, I know why.
Thanks, Umpa! Long live Reptar!
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