Here are the remaining members of the diabolesques group:
Doc, Raven and Ferret!
There's still some other guys to portray, but they wont have such a fancy introduction..
Enjoy, comment and rate!
DOC, THE WITCH DOCTOR
Fun fact: His mother was a Witch, and his father was a Doctor
RAVEN and FERRET, DEMON HUNTERS
Lots of hatred, zero discipline.
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Calavera666 posted a message on Meet the "Diabolesques"!Hello there guys!Posted in: Fan Art
I'm glad to announce that I'll be making some diablo 3 strips and cartoons for this forum!
I have a ton of work to deliver right now, but I'll make some free time in my schedule for this project. I will do my best to keep updates coming on a weekly basis.
So, first things first, these are some of thetortured soulscharacters that will join us in our journey!
FIZZ, THE BARBARIAN!
Full Name: Fizz Icks, of the Moon. ..no pun intended.
PILLAR, THE MONK!
Likes: Meditation, temples, pillars, bells, all sorts of monk stuff.
DOC, THE WITCH DOCTOR
Fun fact: His mother was a Witch, and his father was a Doctor
ARIA, THE WIZARD!
Full Name: Aria Offeh Fect.
RAVEN and FERRET, DEMON HUNTERS
Lots of hatred, zero discipline.
Team is ready to go, stay tunned for more! -
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Enkeria posted a message on DiabloFans DifficultyI was bored so I did this after my present avatar.Posted in: Fan Art
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VegasRage posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4I pulled the ultimate Diablo III plug today at work! My smart ass knows no bounds!Posted in: Off-Topic
Our company is growing like a banshee and is up on the block be acquired to the highest bidder because of that. So we have been holding high level meetings with a number of multi-billion dollar corporations interested in acquiring us. Today we had an on-sight visit by a party to go over all of our information technology. For this visit the prospective buyers CEO, CIO, 2 VP's in IT, and a number of analysts we're on hand for an all day meeting.
I capped the days presentation around 4:30PM by covering systems and network security. I go into a 30 minute speech about our 3 tier DMZ, perimeter and host intrusion detection and prevention, data leak prevention, event correlation, disaster recovery, and following government security guidelines etc. The meeting up to this point is all heavy and serious, then the CEO lays the pat question I always get to see if there are any holes in our network that worry me. Bear in mind I'm 45 and wearing a suit and tie, so the CEO is expecting a serious answer from me.
He asks "What keeps you up at night."
I answer "Diablo 3"
Bewildered he asks "I... I'm sorry what's Diablo 3?"
I continue "I'm waiting for Diablo 3 to be released, it's just the most anticipated RPG computer game of the decade and I spend my evenings trying to get a beta key so I can play it."
The room rolled because I stopped him in his tracks and he didn't quite know how to recover.
Yeah baby I still got it! -
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occupyblizzcon posted a message on Occupy Blizzcon 2011!Anyone have good sign ideas for the D3 team or blizzcon in general?Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
were occupying blizzcon, everyone is welcome to join our comical and violent occupation
here is my sign, linked through twitter.
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Instinct posted a message on ATTN: People Potentially Displeased With the Beta Key ContestPosted in: Diablo III General DiscussionQuote from Daemaro
It's definitely a good one and came in very close. I know if we had chose that one though we'd have two times as many people complaining it was unfair that they couldn't do work like that.
Not to say that's why it didn't win, this is just the way things happened.
Yah, damned if you do damned if you dont. Honestly this dead horse has been beated enough, people need to get over it and direct their efforts to something more deserving and fullfilling. I mean its only a BETA Access Competition, if it meant that much to you, you require psycological attention, that or you need to get a F****ing life and try and face your adversities with some dignity and self respect, crying about why you lost that the stipulation of the rules somehow created an unfair advantage for someone who didnt follow them... fuck it... if this upsets you this much perhaps you should just leave the forums.
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Calavera666 posted a message on Thank you guys, thanks to all of you.First of all, I must say that I'm greatly honored to have been chosen as the winner of this, the first beta key contest of Diablofans. Honored not only for have been chosen, but for having earned the recognition of such an incredible and passionate community. I will wear this prize with pride, and will keep the Diablofans sword high, high in the sky.Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
There have been a lot of incredible, original, diverse and funny entries in the first contest, and I'm sure that the jury had a very hard time deciding a winner. It was a tough race.
I'm excited to see what people come with the second contest, there's a lot of potential there, and I feel kind of empty inside knowing that I dont have to participate anymore. I really had a fun time while doing this pieces, it was the a great challenge for me.
So guys, keep up the great work. Be original, be funny, be creative, and most of all, be audacious. Things come to those dare to take a step forward.
Ps.
I've seen a lot of hate around here. A lot people are angry at me and my participation in this contest.
Huh, you think you're mad? you should check my girlfriend. She has lost her boyfriend for the next 2/3 weeks. And is not happy AT ALL! -
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Prosthesy posted a message on A Glimpse at Act 1: Release
Fans,
With the countless streams and videos of beta content, new information is slowing to a trickle, and I feel as though the community needs an uplift. As you probably know by now, I enjoy looking through the Beta MPQs for audio files that reveal anything. On my latest dive through the OGGs, I came across a massive amount of dialog that reveals to us how Act 1 will play out when Release hits, as opposed to the way it is constructed in the Beta. In addition, several features that have not yet been implemented can be heard through specific shouts.
PvPFirst off, I would like to try and ease the spirits of the PvP community: There are recordings of each hero shouting to focus on "an objective." The folder containing these clips is entitled "D_Hero_PvP_Objective" and has each class and each gender yelling either "Take the objective!" or "Test your strength on that objective." From this, we can confirm that there will be more than just deathmatch when it comes to PvP.
FollowersIt seems Followers will be more useful than just slaying beasts providing buffs. Audio clips contain each of the three followers shouting quest progress, including an exclamation that time is running low, or counting down the number remaining of a particular objective (ranging from "a few," "five," "four," "three," "two," or "one" remaining). They will also point out treasure chests to players, the phrases matching with each follower's personality in a heroic or humorous way. Finally, the Followers, while idle in town, will talk amongst each other, providing precious insight to their origins alongside current lore.
ProgressionWe've known for a long time that the Beta content has been significantly cut to reduce spoilers for testers, but the degree to which it has been changed was a mystery. Based on audio files, it seems one of the first quests beyond fighting at the gate involves gaining the Mystic as an ally. The Mystic will identify items, for a price. She befriends the hero before the Blacksmith has any mention, and offers her insight upon his situation when the quest to obtain him does arise. Both of these artisans are at the hero's disposal before the rescue of Cain begins, and the Mystic is all too upset when the hero explains that Cain will identify items free of charge. Whether the Jeweler is obtained prior to Cain's rescue is still unknown. I will refrain from going into further detail about the specific quests in Act 1, but there are a great deal of them and they all sound very interesting. However, I will provide this one detail: The black mushrooms make a comeback.
BestiaryAlthough there are journal entries for each creature encountered in the Beta, there are a great deal more available than we have seen. I'll provide the transcripts of each journal entry in the following spoiler:
Beast:The large, sluggish beasts can thrive in any grassland or forest, provided there's enough water. Farmers will recognize these brutes as the savage cousins of the common pack beast, a tame breed that was likely domesticated nearly 2,000 years ago. One can hardly imagine the trouble that must have taken.
Berserker:The dark berserkers are considered weaker demons, but their strength is still far greater than that of any human. I have found dark spells within the cathedral, written in Archbishop Lazarus' own hand, explaining how to summon them. I pray that no other copies exist, so that this terrible knowledge will be lost forever.
Carrion Bats:Some foul new disease has taken hold in this land and the carrion bats are near the heart of it. Since returning to Tristram, I have seen their numbers surge. The evil forces that linger here give them strength, and I fear that the worst is yet to come.
Carrion Nest:I was able to trace the carrion bats back to one of their nests. What I found shocked me. The nest itself is a living organism: a mature bat that has been mutated by the darkest of magics. I no longer doubt that demonic forces have corrupted these creatures.
Crypt Child:Demons have been known to devour their own young when no other nourishment is available. Their offspring, the imps, sometimes manage to flee and band together with other demonspawn. They rove in vicious packs, ready to descend upon the unwary traveller and rip his body to shreds with their tiny needlesharp teeth.
Cultist:A dark coven has formed in Tristram, and I fear that their superstitious violence may damn the whole region. I discovered very little during my eavesdropping, except that the word "Magdah" was repeated several times in their chants. Oh well, now I journey to the safety of my home, where I may put these worries behind me.
Ghost:The tragedies in these lands have left many restless spirits in their wake, and they demand retribution. These spirits will take out their vengeance on any unsuspecting individual who may pass, for they believe that the blood of the living will yet restore the lives that were ripped away from them.
Ghoul:Ghouls are stronger than most risen dead, but they gain their fortitude through horrific means, feasting upon human corpses. These creatures are least dangerous while eating, but do not disturb them or it shall be your limbs between their teeth.
Grotesque:The grotesques may seem slow and senseless, but they hide many dangers within their hideously malformed bodies. A set of spikes lurks beneath the monsters' flesh, and foul parasites nest within them. It is said that these horrors themselves are constructed by a greater evil, a darkness than I cannot even fathom.
Hellion:The bestial hellions are demons that can be summoned from the burning hells with the aid of foul sorcery. They are given to chasing down their foes and attacking them with savage fangs. This usually allows some spare time for their masters to craft their dark spellwork and finish off the victim.
Khazra:Some time ago, I revealed that the Khazra, or "Goatmen," were originally humans, until the Vizjerei corrupted them. For many years, these creatures were simple and lethargic. These days have ended. Khazra attacks are widely reported, and the number of fatalities is higher than anything in my record.
Khazra Shaman:Long ago, 5 clans of the Umbaru tribe left the Taganzi and ventured north. After their transformation into Khazra, only a few elders were still able to use magic, and they passed it down to their cleverest children. These are the Khazra Shaman, and they rank among the most dangerous of their race.
Quill Fiend:Quill fiends are a common nuisance in the western lands, and I've had my own tents ransacked by them. During an expedition to Khanduras, I was able to beat them off with a shoe, but a less bold man would have fared far worse. Quill fiends are dangerous; underestimate them at your own peril.
Scavenger:Scavengers are ugly, pathetic creatures who survive off of carrion and corpses too diseased to attract any other carnivores. I did once meet a raggedy fellow who claimed that he had trained one of the beasts to bring him large rats to eat, but I'm sure the story is utter nonsense.
Skeleton:During the last days of King Leoric's reign, even the skeletons of the ancient dead could not rest. They took up their broken armor and weapons once more, ready to cut down anything that yet drew breath. Though wasted and fragile, these creatures possess a twisted cleverness that makes them quite formidable.
Spiderling:Spiderlings alone may seem unthreatening, but their presence should be a warning for travelers. For wherever there are spiderlings, there will be matriarchs, and the fully grown arachnids are extremely protective of their young. The spiderlings themselves possess strong appetites, allowing them to do considerable harm to a cornered adventurer.
Treasure Goblin:Some devious little goblins have been robbing our merchants. When pursued, they simply open portals and disappear with a most aggravating chuckle. The peasantry seem to believe that the goblins serve a great demon lord known as "Greed," and furthermore, that their portals leed to Greed's domain. A ludicrous notion, truly.
Unburied:The unburied are form from human corpses that were flung into mass graves without a proper burial. This hideous amalgamation of bodies decomposes together into one being, bound by some foul magic. For all my knowledge, I could only flee from it, and I would expect any other sensible person to do the same.
Vessel:The cultsits were performing a strange ritual when I saw them today. One of their numbers stood soundlessly, while other thrust long spikes deep into his spine. He did not perish, and I believe that he may have even been darkly empowered from the implantation. Though such terrible magic is fallen to me.
Withermoth:The withermoth is a curious phenomenon. It is tremendously large for an insect, and somehow its size allows it to expel a charging force when attacked. For this reason, few have survived to study it in great detail, including many notable academics. In fact, please, do not inquire further upon this subject.
Wood Wraith:I have heard the most ridiculous tales about travelers being ambushed by vicious trees. It is too much! Despite their names, the wood wraiths are not plants, but fully mobile beasts who have taken on the guise of foliage to ensnare their prey. Only a simpleton could be fooled by such a trick.
Wretched Mother:The wretched mothers were once normal women, but in death they serve a dark purpose. These horrors feast upon the remains of cadavres, then use foul magic to regurgitate the bodies as newly formed risen dead. One must slay the mother quickly, or her nightmarish spawn will continue to grow in number.
Zombie:I will never forget the first time I saw these horrors shambling out of the misty woods. Our loved ones, buried long ago, rose from their graves and began to attack the living. However, the risen dead were only the beginning.
Speculation!I'll leave you with this one thought-provoking audio clip, stated by Brother Malachi, entitled "D_tristram_PriestProphecy3"
What was once one shall become four. Though the three shall become one, never again will the four be whole.
It's been speculated that the new Diablo is a hybrid of the three Prime Evils, and this quote serves to reinforce that theory. What do you think it means? What about the one that becomes four?
I hope this post sates your thirst for some news, and I wish all of you the best of luck for your Beta Keys!
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Calavera666 posted a message on Beta Key ContestSo! this will be my last and final post for this particular contest. A compilatory strip of the "Friends that Slay Together..."!Posted in: News & Announcements
I've realized that at some point in the process, I had stopped doing this for the contest. I was doing this for the fun of it, and for the potential I found in it.
I started with the Barbarian one a couple of days ago, and laughed so much when I saw the result, that I just had to make more than one!
I needed to explore the possibilities that cartoony situations had to offer in the D3 style, so I made the rest of the strip pieces. It happened to be a very big and rich territory to uncover.
So, either I win something with this strips or not, and if you guys in the community like it, I'll keep them coming in the future, probably on a weekly basis.
I hope you've enjoyed it as much as I did.
And remember, those who slay togheter, stay togheter.
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Positive: 1305
Mixed: 252
Negative: 2497
Any way you slice that it's absurd. Rating a game a 10 is equally as ridiculous. It's purely an opinion driven system and a LOT of it base on hate or fanboyism. User rating systems always end up like this. Does that mean opinions aren't valid? No. But they should in no way be viewed in a statistical way like this.
If they wanted an actual solid rating, they'd have to somehow choose about 4000 random people, and then contact them all via phone, email, any possible way. Expecting people to go onto a site and rate something in a fair constructive way isn't likely to happen at either end of the spectrum. I haven't even went and rated it.
Critic, website, magazine reviews are always a little skewed towards the up usually as well, but you'd probably get a more accurate rating if you took a few points off of that scoring. Those people, admittedly some may be a little biased, are qualified in rating games. That's all they do. They get paid to do it. They've played countless games to compare it to, they are more capable of looking at it objectively because it's not a emotional debacle for them like it is a lot of us fans. The whole rating system is skewed anyways though. Remember when a 5/10 used to be "pretty good"? Now anything below 7.5 is considered garbage basically.
Meta critic also draws from a lot of sources that don't even use a scale of 1-100 system or even a scale of 1-10. Giant Bomb for example gave Diablo 3 a 5/5 stars. How do you even equate that sort of system into a scale of 1-100? Obviously 5/5 = 100 but what about a 4.5 stars? It's not as simple as doing the math either. When you're rating a game on a scale from 1-5 and 1-10 there is a LOT less wiggle room on your choices.
Rating systems are absolute trash.
The game has lost a lot of it's initial hype and with that a lot have stopped playing. A lot of old D2 fans have ended up disappointed. There are still quite a few people playing though and anyone who got over 60 hours of playtime and enjoyment I would say they at least got what they paid for. D2 was a great game but personally I'm playing D3 about the same amount. I play in bursts then take a break for a day or so. Some people were going to end up disappointed, that was inevitable.
The game doesn't require longevity or to captivate your attention for months and months. It's not subscription based, it doesn't need to keep you feeling like you HAVE to renew to enjoy it more. It's astonishing so many people still play D2 so much. I guarantee D3 will have that same sort of fanbase though, it may not be the same people that played D2 but it will have die hard fans who love it and play it an insane amount.
D2 has more flexibility in that area at the moment because it's well known, it runs on any system really easy nowadays, it offers LAN, it offers offline play, and it offers PvP. D3 is fresh out of the womb, is still receiving lots of patches and changes and we don't even have PvP yet, I think it's a little early to be crying foul.
That's just my opinion though, take it or leave it.
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Besides that PvP coming is nice and Pandemonium type events aren't bad.
What I don't want is some sort of "raid" or "dungeon" system where it basically is so hard you can't solo it and is going to require more people and then the loot that drops is exclusive to that boss at least nothing more than an item or two.
We had the Standard of Heroes and the Annihilus Charm and that was basically it. I'm fine with earning achievements from it, or banner sigils or patterns, but I don't want it to get out of hand like raiding in WoW.
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You started a thread, and when it spiraled quickly out of hand you let loose calling everyone " life-hating, pathetic narcissists" "overgrown babies" "scrubs" and "entitled liberals". So yeah I closed it and yeah I gave you a infraction for it.
This seems to all stem from your either inability or your own choosing not to read the guidelines which are at the top of every forum section.
Some of the things you would find inside if you read them:
In this case it means don't try to fight fire with even hotter fire. If you think someone is flaming or trolling you, report it don't just feel free to hop on into the flames as well.
Another useful part would have been here:
I'm not unreasonable and I give people multiple chances to clear their names, plead their cases, or just generally behave more calm and rational.
This is just a infraction anyways you're not banned, you're not being kept from posting. It's just a reminder to play nice with others.
Lastly and probably most importantly is this was not your first run in. You were infracted a while back for PURPOSELY spoiling a story for someone, and have had several other occurrences that just slid by because we're forgiving and prefer to have faith that people will learn to get along with each other in a civil manner.
If anyone has any concerns about moderation on the site, feel free to PM me about it, don't discuss it in public forums because it just becomes a spectacle for everyone and nothing really gets resolved.
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He chose to become mortal we saw that. I imagine he knew he wasn't going to be able to just keep strolling around as a mortal in the High Heavens, or else why would he have even done it. He wanted to come help Humanity.
His character in D2, awesome for the time because not many games had memorable characters, looked cool, but he was about as deep and developed as a rock. The Sinwar helped show us a lot of other facets to his character other than "righteous angel guy". D3 showed us more of his caring side.
You're right. He should have just stood there and died I guess, that would have been more badass. Not to mention game mechanics.
He is mortal and a living being, he's entitled to feelings. Even angels and demons have emotion. This was the first time in thousands of years that the High Heavens had ever been breeched, lots of his old brethren have been killed, Malthael has already gone missing, Imperius who he used to be close to is angry at him and Auriel is captured and possibly dead.
The wings shielded him from the fall with the last of their power? Maybe Eldruin did something to protect him and that's why it shattered? Maybe he's mortal but still a lot more durable than a human so a fall wouldn't kill him?
I thought overall it was a pretty decent story. Leah I didn't like, they tried to hard with her, but they took the story of the Diablo series which it really didn't even have much of one in the game timeline and it fleshed it out a lot more. It gave us a lot more on the angels, a lot of plot devices, backstory, and set up future events to continue.
Besides, what does ANY of that have to do with how badass a tattoo looks still?
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This thread is directed at users of the forum which really doesn't have much to do with Diablo 3.
That being said I'm going to close this, it's a bit inflammatory and in the wrong section too.
Why not make a post about why you like Diablo 3 and what things you look forward to in its future.
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I'm curious, what is this fact?
The fact that stocks sell higher when there is hype? Or that once the hype is down they lower again?
Just like when Cataclysm released they went up then fell in the 1 month 11 days after?
http://finance.yahoo...urce=undefined;
Or WOTLK
http://finance.yahoo...urce=undefined;
Or BC
http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=ATVI+Interactive#symbol=atvi;range=20070116,20070227;compare=;indicator=volume;charttype=area;crosshair=on;ohlcvalues=0;logscale=off;source=undefined;
Did any of that stop WoW from being a successful game? No. Not to mention the many other factors that come into stocks rising and falling.
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Just wanted to comment on this part...
http://www.diablofan...-do-it/#post122
Originally Posted by Blizzard (Blue Tracker / Official Forums)