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Quote from JaundiceBunny

Not atm according to this chart!! I'm at access level (palindrome) 4, which is kinda accurate tbh.

Haha. Same. Not that horrible at access level 4 though! Must be a warmup level for later on.

Quote from ShoXz

I'm currently around 3.75 and my female counterpart is at 10.

Should I be dating woman that are 38 years old then or...?

Maybe it means your a super catch if she picks you even though shes at level 10!?

Lighten up.

Not my chart or text. Repost from another forum.


"The Chart:

Ages 15 to 19: The chart starts at age 15. Here women are at an access level of 8, which means they can pretty much do whatever they want whenever they want. By the time she’s 19 and has a fake ID, she soars up to a 10 which means the world is her oyster. Your average man in this same category is lucky if he gets a blowjob from the ugly chick in 2nd period, and feels truly fortunate if he can keep a steady girlfriend and get laid on a semi regular basis.

Ages 20 to 25: Women are at their peak during most of this time, and even though their access starts to decline, it declines only because they themselves are being more selective while staging for marriage. Men during this time are steadily learning how to deal with women and are increasing their earning potential, so things are getting slowly better. Still, they haven’t reached the level of access that their female counterparts have enjoyed since age 15.

Age 26 to 28: This is the start of the marriage zone. Women’s clocks are ticking, and men have finally turned a job into a career. Though women’s access is still at a very high 8, she notices the men around her have more choices. They’ve reached an access level of 7 and are steadily rising. Though she gets roughly the same amount of attention from men that she used to, she notices the men are far less likely to catch oneitis in her presence. Men are getting smarter and they have more options because of their increased access. She has to get him to commit as soon as possible before he realizes just how numerous his options really are.

Age 29 to 30: This is a superb time for men to be alive. The tables have now turned. She’s finally learned that while finding dick takes very little effort, finding *committed* dick isn’t as easy as she was told it would be. Even though she screwed up in the marriage zone and wasn’t able to secure a partner, she’s going to stay on the prowl and be “in it to win it”.

Age 31 and up: As her sexual and marriage market value slowly decreases, so does her access to committed dick. Meanwhile, the men who were smart enough to avoid her in the marriage zone have a long and happy life ahead of them. Even at age 40 – if they are successful and have stayed in shape – these men can find a 28 year old woman to bear their children if they want. The men have nothing to lose. The women continue to slowly decline until they settle for a beta or convince themselves that being a career woman in Cougarville was really what they wanted all along.

After men avoid the marriage zone, their access soars. They can enjoy a series of fulfilling monogamous relationships with women who are on their best behavior since they’re desperately trying to get married, and fill in the time in between these relationships by banging easy targets such as single mothers, divorcees, and rabid feminists who are second-guessing their decisions.

So gentlemen, stay in shape. Focus on your career, build a stable financial portfolio, and keep your access soaring. If you absolutely must have a child, do it in your late 30’s or early 40’s with a hot little number in her 20’s. It can happen. If you’re like me and children aren’t in your future, the possibilities are endless.

Avoid the marriage zone!"

TL;DR It's good to be a man

Quote from Tralari

What's mind blowing about the video? It's been known he has a daughter... he always sings about her.

It was suppose to be mind blowing that the girl pictured in the video grew up to be the hottie in the picture above

Quote from JaundiceBunny

@ Graphics - I heard that it was her, but didn't believe it...would definitely bang!

Yeah son. Wouldsmash/10

Quote from Graphics_I

I'm about to blow your minds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9bCLPwzSC0&ob=av2e

Eminem's daughter in pic.

Quote from FredrikHimself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FiFMKR3LGc

Strong message tone potential

Quote from Azriel

I've never tried any psychoactive

but they've always intrigued me.

dis not gonna end gewd

I wish this forum had a negging system.

Strong neg for Freddy for his girlfriend being better than him at video games.

Quote from Daemaro

Also I like the Sims... I like to build fancy houses and then find some way for people to die horribly in them.

Then they failed miserably

Edit: Jaundicedolan I don't know if you post on misc but you should check this out:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=144465531

An ex mod who became a paraplegic has been added to dolan comics. Some epic funny ones. (Ps. the guys a c unt and copped it on the chin so its not in bad taste).

Saw this pic and instantly reminded me of trombones sig.

Haha Vegas that's hilarious.

I use to do stuff around town too. Genocide.

Quote from JaundiceBunny

LOL SMASHT!

KIDDING!