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    posted a message on creepy video Oo
    I don't know, things that are deliberately scary don't really get me. You want me to crap my pants? Have a random screaming face pop up in the middle of something that is completely unrelated to anything morbid or such. Creepy screaming facemelted lady popping up in the middle of my babylon A.D. movie with my surround sound full blast will result in an underwear change, guaranteed.
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    posted a message on 3 Word Story "Diablo3" :P
    Once upon a time a poor died outside Tristram. He would soon be the king that would bring justice and love, power and might to a wonderful empire in the undead world of The fallen angel known as Azrael.

    Before he died, he was alive. But that doesn't mean he won't live up to his harpy-queen's expectations. She was cruel and most beautiful but even then, she totally had killer boobs that could kill Austin Powers inspite of his groovy hippie nature.

    One day the strong and fierce stench woke up a fair maiden and gave her an exceptional gift that was meant to stop hunger, dolphins and Jay. Jay didn't quite bring up the beta servers in time. That had little to do with
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    posted a message on Now that we have a date: What are your plans?
    Quote from Malminos™

    I know we've had threads like this before, but with the release fresh in all our brains i figure everyone is probably finalizing their plans.

    For me, i've been saving PTO for about a year, so i can have 2 weeks straight just to play the hell out of this game. I'll get it on a tuesday, then wait till friday for my PTO to start, so i have 2 full weeks of uninterrupted demon slaying. During that time, i'm thinking lots of unhealthy stuff, pizza, snacks, etc. mixed in with an occasional walk so i dont turn to gelatin, hang out with girlfriend time, but i plan on putting in 40 hours a day, build a character or two up to inferno, and try my hand at the RMAH.

    I'll have a designated napping area in my house, to occasionally take naps throughout the day - I find i get the funnest and have the best gaming experience right after waking from a nap. So theres mead, pizza, naps, sodas in the fridge, maybe some beers, and maybe i'll get some REALLY good sandwich ingredients and try to get my GF to make me some sammiches during my D3 break (which she knows is my "special edition" vacation aka: my special ed vacation), And yeah, that's my gig. Been planning it for TOO long.

    Anyone else?

    I'm right there with you about the GF time, but thankfully for me, I got mine to play!!!! That's right i'm amazed too. Now I can do something with her and I don't have to feel bad about it, I think tyrael's watching over me now =D I wish I could go for something nasty like some monster energy drinks, domino's cheesy bread, chedder and sour cream chips with bean dip, and maybe some greasy Mexican food but I spent all this time getting healthy dunno if I can take a break from it. Could still go with like a sugarfree energy drink, maybe get my heart rate high enough to make a few more hours in the day for play time, omg I can't wait!!!!
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    posted a message on Collector's Edition of Diablo III; How do we get our hands on the good stuff?
    Quote from Obliteratus

    MU HA HA HA preorders are mostly out of stock! Thank goodness i did so MONTHS ahead! NOW TO SELL IT for 193248$$$ on ebay!!! (just kidding, how can one NOT get d3 CE?! ITS FUCKIN D3 MAN!!!! D3!!!!!! BEEN WAITING LIKE 10 YEARS)

    Like 10 years? Funny how close you are to not exaggerating lol. I seriously can't wait, had mine pre-ordered months ago aswell. Not showing up on my gamestop account as a pre-order but I made him print me a receipt, don't trust teh gamestop!
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    posted a message on [Official] Release Date Speculation Thread
    Quote from Siaynoq

    Blizzard's old motto: When it's done.

    Blizzard's new motto: When it's almost done.

    Take it in a year or get it never.
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    posted a message on And to think I liked the Tyrael statue I had
    Yeah he was really cool, his wings would send off light aswell, i'm not gonna lie I thought about stealing him. Then I saw the tyrael artwork for sale at the auction, I was like I might have a shot at $200! Nope, some jerkbag fronted $8.5k for it... douche

    EDIT: And yeah Pico is fugly i'll bet she knows as much about games as Morgan Webb does, which is appropriate because they're both equally unattractive (which is an obvious factor as to how they got that job somehow) and have the personality of a wet tube sock. At least have that ugly chud Casey Schriner do it, i'll bet he at least knows a thing or too despite how cool he tries to be by pretending that he's an alcoholic, glad I got that out, I feel better now =D
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    posted a message on I am weak
    Quote from FatManza

    I saw all this hype about beyond the gate, and I told myself I wouldn't spoil it for myself. I lasted 2 days, and this morning, I was checking DF, and I saw all the pretty pictures. It just drew me in, and I checked it all out. It was so exhilarating, but now I ruined the surprise for release.

    I feel shamed...

    Does anyone else feel the same way?

    Trying to stand strong and not look at any of the pictures myself, I was saving it for live play but it looks like no beta for me so guess I have to hold off until launch.
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    posted a message on This is what it looks like when your Hardcore character die. :P
    That's cool, sucks that it happened, but still cool lol
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    posted a message on Will the Monk be your 1st/Main character?
    I honestly don't care for the monk myself, never really been in to martial arts kind of stuff. Would've preferred like a paladin 2.0 to a monk.
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    posted a message on What gender will you pick for your first character and why? Also, what gender are you?
    My wizard or barb will be a guy, not that i've ever had a problem with people being the opposite gender, even though "I play it for 9 hours I might as well be look at hot ass derp derp" is a lame excuse. I've always felt you make your character based around someone you wish you could be.
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    posted a message on One for me. One for you. (Beta key)
    Congrats man, and who's that strapping wookie there?
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    posted a message on Searching for Recruits
    Im in!



    Also, you got any metamucil?
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    posted a message on One for me. One for you. (Beta key)
    I realize volume doesn't count (i'm glad it doesn't), but I rarely get a chance to show off my fanaticism. I love my bubbly D3 shirt, gotta love seeing a 6ft tall dude wearing it =D. I would have the phone case on my phone but who has cameras nowadays. I also have a large diablo III wall poster I wanted to show but I think it got a bit cluttered. I know you said "licensed products only", but I just wanted you all to see my little clay tyrael head, I know i'm far far from being an artist (look at my handwriting) but I had that badass image of tyrael in my head and needed to create something from it; And that's my towel, you hear me? My towel! I also had a mana squeezy ball but I popped it from not getting a beta key =p Jk, I have three dogs... I've also bought tens of copies of D1 and D2, wish I still had more of them to show but that's the reason I had to buy more of em, kept losing the sleeves with the cd-keys.

    I'm really glad someone's doing this, needless to say i've been a bit frustrated with blizzard, being a long time fan for over a decade and still just getting what i've paid for with no respect at all. I'm not trying to improve my chances or anything btw (in fact, I might be submitting too late), I just had to get that off of my chest. I know ALOT of people are in the same boat as me, and I wish you all the best of luck!

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    posted a message on Betamaxed Class Review
    While I can appreciate all of the hard work you put into this, I really hope end-game doesn't look like this. Another blizzard game that's fallen prey to "cookie cutter builds" and theory crafting. I hope that they've put enough randomization in the game to avoid that happening, so everyone can actually show what they're made of rather than looking at parses and squeezing out every last point of damage, coming to some weird realization like that a boring as hell melee DH would be the most economical way to go for damage or something stupid like that.
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    posted a message on What Class Are you Planning on Playing When Diablo 3 Comes out !!??
    Quote from Warpals

    I only hope the best for diablo 3 when it comes out ive been waiting years for this game to come out i actually still play diablo 2 :).. But to stick with diablo 3 The class ive been really wanting to try out is the Demon Hunter been hopeing i would get into the beta to try it out.. best of lucks to everyone and those who are in beta atm ^_^..

    I'm probably going to be a wizard. My GF is going to be monk/DH and my friend is going WD. It's still a dilemma for me though, I do love Wiz but barb does sound like alot of fun.
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