Because for most people, it's off putting when a dude says "I FUCKED YOUR MOM LOLOL!!!"
Course', this type of humor is found mostly in playgrounds, but it's from Meph, so we let it slide.
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"One in every 10 million people can potentially have a headache from this pill." God forbid she is the 0.000000001% of having a headache.
Because for most people, it's off putting when a dude says "I FUCKED YOUR MOM LOLOL!!!"
Course', this type of humor is found mostly in playgrounds, but it's from Meph, so we let it slide.
You know what else is found mostly in playgrounds? Your mom. With me. With my penis inside her.
Sad part is that this post is better than most of the posts that OP delivers. If you make another "check me out im in denial about being ugly thread" I for one am going to scream.
Lol@the only thing you're screaming being your insecurities.
I've never once made a thread about my attractiveness. I only make completely unserious remarks about it, and if you choose to take that seriously, then your IQ must be in single digits. It's not my fault it's the consensus around here that I'm the sexiest user. Lol@even like, 5 male users voted me while there are 3 female users here. Adapt bro...adapt.
@Dane - Lancaster, Pennsylvania... There is a Lancaster, Ohio about 40 miles from where I live.
oh and..
Sorry... my joke about Christopher Reeve yesterday was thought up when I was stressin' out at work yesterday, I'm reading it at my desk this morning and man... that's just proof I'm overworked and not enough oxygen flowing to m brain or somethin'
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Embrace this moment. Remember...
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Why did Christopher Reeve cross the road?
PS You only laughed? Zhar's mom was probably disappointed when she got you after me.
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep
Course', this type of humor is found mostly in playgrounds, but it's from Meph, so we let it slide.
You know what else is found mostly in playgrounds? Your mom. With me. With my penis inside her.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
my Christopher Reeve joke!
Why did Christopher Reeve cross the road?
EDIT: i made this joke up and am proud!
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Cause he wanted too... wait... no... I always tell that joke wrong...
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep
I've never once made a thread about my attractiveness. I only make completely unserious remarks about it, and if you choose to take that seriously, then your IQ must be in single digits. It's not my fault it's the consensus around here that I'm the sexiest user. Lol@even like, 5 male users voted me while there are 3 female users here. Adapt bro...adapt.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Oh I could tame Miley Cyrus, Dane. Easily done. Put her to work, 'clean my house!' lawl.
oh and..
Sorry... my joke about Christopher Reeve yesterday was thought up when I was stressin' out at work yesterday, I'm reading it at my desk this morning and man... that's just proof I'm overworked and not enough oxygen flowing to m brain or somethin'
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions