Nine Oldsters Booted Out of Nursing Home —
For Trying to Have an Orgy!
Seems that a bunch of old goats, ranging in age from 73 to 98, schemed a secret sex party to celebrate the 90th birthday of one of the "girls."
As a British newspaper reported, "The let-it-all-hang-out party took place just after midnight on October 28. The three wrinkly Romeos and six sagging seductresses gathered together in the rec room and stripped to the buff."
Well, you can imagine the staff's alarm and embarrassment when orderlies investigated rumba rumbling from the rec room. There, surrounded by candles and dressed in birthday suits slathered with baby oil, the horny nine were wing-dinging to lay canes in dusty corners.
"They hadn't got too far," a staffer was reported to say. "I guess it was taking some of the gents a while to started. But they were all naked. Believe me, it was the scariest thing I've ever seen."
Funniest/Most Disturbing article I have seen in a long time. My mother came home today and handed me a sheet with this printed on it.
...but I wouldn't want to walk in on it myself *shudders* - lol
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Heh heh heh - just proves you are never too old to have a little fun.
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Smiling is infectious.
Give, expecting nothing thereof. ------------ BoD - Come have some fun! Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
This is awesome, these oldies are an inspiration to all old people across the globe to take off their clothes and have an orgy
Although it would be very disturbing to see with the eyes, but in the privacy of their own room they're allowed to have saggy skin butt sex if they want
I plan to be 90 years old and still fucking (hopefully, if my lady lets me ) but yea, seeing an old couple is just...disturbing... They can (and should) fuck, but I don't want to see it...
I plan to be 90 years old and still fucking (hopefully, if my lady lets me ) but yea, seeing an old couple is just...disturbing... They can (and should) fuck, but I don't want to see it...
Give, expecting nothing thereof. ------------ BoD - Come have some fun! Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
I plan to be 90 years old and still fucking (hopefully, if my lady lets me ) but yea, seeing an old couple is just...disturbing... They can (and should) fuck, but I don't want to see it...
Well, I would put it this way:
I don't like to look at ugly people. Any age. I don't like to look at obese people. Any age. And I don't care if they have sex I am not going to like what they look like. People after 90 usually don't look all that well, especially naked. But, two nasty people having sex is one thing.
Imagine some 80-year-old pedofile raping some 15-year-old girl while sticking his mushy penis in and rubbing his greasy, lumpy, oily body against her's... That would make me puke. So, as far as mutual agreement sex goes I don't care who does it, when, why, nor am I keen to hear it as Testicle said, and I think the media should shut up about it, but, "people love to hate the media", so never you mind. xD
I don't know if I should laugh or just look at another thread?
I guess I'll just laugh!
HAHAHAHA...HAAAAhahahaha!
They have a right to have sex has long has it's not in the same room has me.
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Imagine some 80-year-old pedofile raping some 15-year-old girl while sticking his mushy penis in and rubbing his greasy, lumpy, oily body against her's
That is one of the most disturbing sentences of all time
I don't understand why they got kicked out of the home though, whats the reason behind that?
Funniest/Most Disturbing article I have seen in a long time. My mother came home today and handed me a sheet with this printed on it.
I don't see anything disturbing about this article...? People having fun.
Go old folks!
Wooo hoooooo!:D:D:D
...but I wouldn't want to walk in on it myself *shudders* - lol
Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep
Although it would be very disturbing to see with the eyes, but in the privacy of their own room they're allowed to have saggy skin butt sex if they want
I think you guys just don't respect age.
Or hear about it xD
I hope I am still able when I am that age!!!
Like I said - Go Old Folks!!!
hehehe
Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
I don't like to look at ugly people. Any age. I don't like to look at obese people. Any age. And I don't care if they have sex I am not going to like what they look like. People after 90 usually don't look all that well, especially naked. But, two nasty people having sex is one thing.
Imagine some 80-year-old pedofile raping some 15-year-old girl while sticking his mushy penis in and rubbing his greasy, lumpy, oily body against her's... That would make me puke. So, as far as mutual agreement sex goes I don't care who does it, when, why, nor am I keen to hear it as Testicle said, and I think the media should shut up about it, but, "people love to hate the media", so never you mind. xD
I guess I'll just laugh!
HAHAHAHA...HAAAAhahahaha!
They have a right to have sex has long has it's not in the same room has me.
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I don't understand why they got kicked out of the home though, whats the reason behind that?
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