It is also Friday the 13th... OOooOooooo - Anyone plan to take a stroll @ Camp Crystal Lake today?? I just might, I have been itching to see the new slasher flick.
If anyone makes it out today to see the new Jason flick, please post a review, (with spoiler alerts please) Thanks!
little info for you Friday the 13th lovers out there.
Such movies are so angering, mainly because the teenagers are such fumbfuck idiots.
Hello?? Is anybody there??
HE'S NOT GONNA ANSWER
I'm gonna be in the bathroom taking a shower !!
That or the famous "going to check instead of running really fast WITHOUT FUCKING TRIPPING, routine..while holding a light bulb for protection, and no shoes on".
Such movies are so angering, mainly because the teenagers are such fumbfuck idiots.
Hello?? Is anybody there??
HE'S NOT GONNA ANSWER
I'm gonna be in the bathroom taking a shower !!
That or the famous "going to check instead of running really fast WITHOUT FUCKING TRIPPING, routine..while holding a light bulb for protection, and no shoes on".
exactly which is why everyone roots for the 'bad guy' ie the guy removing idiots from the gene pool.
Idiots are at an endless supply. Look at that dumbfuck 13 year old who got a baby from his idiot 15 year old whore girlfriend. 30 years later, that dude will be 43, with a 30 year old son..fuck's sake.
Yeah, I am expecting to see the typical horror movie cliches, "ill be right back" (no you fucking won't)
Got to hand to the marketing team though... Friday the 13th released on the 13th of Friday...
That was either very good timing or patience combined with brilliance.
I love sitting back and thinking "wow what an idiot.... he deserves to be gutted"
I am expecting a good show though... I asked the movie ticket girl If i could wear a scary mask and she said it was OK..... Mauahah. Im wearing my Death Samurai mask W/ red LED eyes.
Can't w8... going to be sick.... Muahaha... I love slasher flicks.
The typical horror movie now is where the setting is in a house with someone chasing them inside. Their running past the fucking front door every two seconds "ahhhhhh what do I do?"..... leave the house and end the movie.
OK before I give my own little review of this movie....
**********SPOILER ALERT*********************SPOILER ALERT***********
Without ruining too much I'll rate this movie.
I have to say as a fan of slasher flicks, Jason comes back in this one with a vengeance.
I lost count of the death toll. He kills an entire group of dumbfounded teenagers before the main fucking title even hits.
Since I was sitting in the very front, I probably missed a lot, we got there late , as usual... almost no seating left.
The people in this movie are all retarded, putrid, cowards.. and Jason is more bad ass then ever. There is one part in the beginning that was 5/5 for gruesome and uniqueness of death. It was for sure a first, for any movie. Without trying to ruin too much.... All I will say is it involves a sleeping bag.
If you are at all a fan of Friday the 13th, I suggest you watch this one. I won't ruin the ending, let's just say it's not what you would expect, given the circumstances.
The movie was filled with obvious plot errors, bad acting, titties, sex, drugs, rich pompous snobs and bad ass rebels.
The main character in this movie reminds me so much of myself it's scary.
The movie I feel, was rushed... it could have been polished more. But it was still very good, it definitely had more than a few moments of hilarity, terror, and suspense. I just finished watching it and I wouldn't mind seeing it again.
Over all I rate this one 8.6/10
Could have been better, could have been worse.. worth watching. :thumbsup:
Not the most detailed review, but I is kind of tired and the girls are restless.
Looks tight. I'm going to go see it before the All-Star Events tommorow. And according to Dub's review, which surprisingly I trust, it's good. Can't wait.
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It is also Friday the 13th... OOooOooooo - Anyone plan to take a stroll @ Camp Crystal Lake today?? I just might, I have been itching to see the new slasher flick.
If anyone makes it out today to see the new Jason flick, please post a review, (with spoiler alerts please) Thanks!
little info for you Friday the 13th lovers out there.
http://daysuntil.com/Friday-the-13th/index.html
Although it is kind of spam like in nature.... I agree with you tho.... DOH! on my part.:D
Ill post a review when I gets back fo sho. Slash the teenagers Jason... Slash them good
Hello?? Is anybody there??
HE'S NOT GONNA ANSWER
I'm gonna be in the bathroom taking a shower !!
That or the famous "going to check instead of running really fast WITHOUT FUCKING TRIPPING, routine..while holding a light bulb for protection, and no shoes on".
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
exactly which is why everyone roots for the 'bad guy' ie the guy removing idiots from the gene pool.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
there is another life in this world and he gets to live. i would rather have retarded parents and still be alive than smart parents and not alive.
Got to hand to the marketing team though... Friday the 13th released on the 13th of Friday...
That was either very good timing or patience combined with brilliance.
I love sitting back and thinking "wow what an idiot.... he deserves to be gutted"
I am expecting a good show though... I asked the movie ticket girl If i could wear a scary mask and she said it was OK..... Mauahah. Im wearing my Death Samurai mask W/ red LED eyes.
Can't w8... going to be sick.... Muahaha... I love slasher flicks.
http://daysuntil.com/Friday-the-13th/index.html
I also enjoyed the first paragraph of that page, explaining the origin of Friday the 13th.
Kind of rare the next one is only 28 days away..... (March 13th) if you consider the gap in the year 2012. (over a year)
Double Friday the 13th... expect a "Nightmare on Elm St." remake to come out next month lAwl.
Girls cuddle up to you like wildfire when u turned on a slasher flick.:P
heaps of them do anyways as iv noticed in the movie theatres (and before someone asks no i wasnt spying on them... im just observant ^_^)
**********SPOILER ALERT*********************SPOILER ALERT***********
Without ruining too much I'll rate this movie.
I have to say as a fan of slasher flicks, Jason comes back in this one with a vengeance.
I lost count of the death toll. He kills an entire group of dumbfounded teenagers before the main fucking title even hits.
Since I was sitting in the very front, I probably missed a lot, we got there late , as usual... almost no seating left.
The people in this movie are all retarded, putrid, cowards.. and Jason is more bad ass then ever. There is one part in the beginning that was 5/5 for gruesome and uniqueness of death. It was for sure a first, for any movie. Without trying to ruin too much.... All I will say is it involves a sleeping bag.
If you are at all a fan of Friday the 13th, I suggest you watch this one. I won't ruin the ending, let's just say it's not what you would expect, given the circumstances.
The movie was filled with obvious plot errors, bad acting, titties, sex, drugs, rich pompous snobs and bad ass rebels.
The main character in this movie reminds me so much of myself it's scary.
The movie I feel, was rushed... it could have been polished more. But it was still very good, it definitely had more than a few moments of hilarity, terror, and suspense. I just finished watching it and I wouldn't mind seeing it again.
Over all I rate this one 8.6/10
Could have been better, could have been worse.. worth watching. :thumbsup:
Not the most detailed review, but I is kind of tired and the girls are restless.