Oh so its normal I thought I was the only one that did it (My parents would make me feel bad by saying its not normal when I was like 5)
Yeah but still its humiliating, fucking doctor is gonna start talking to me and its going to be so weird.
Lol I told one of my friends and im pretty sure the whole school knows im getting anal surgery
its not a surgery really. and yeah, theres a 100% chance your doc will guide you through it if youre awake lol.
the messed up part about the anal stage is that the kids that go through it (it kinda is supposed to stop at around 5-6 yrs old) enjoy holding it in because it feels good. LOL.
your WBC would be up the butt (pun intended) if you had cancer, it could just be a polyp or ulcer.
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Hmm I hope this anethestia just knocks me out right off the bat
I would rather not be awake
I just REALLY want to know whats causing me to bleed so I can get back to my normal life
The thing that is scary is when I was a child like 2 until I was 8 or 9 I would hold it and not go and use the restroom so im afraid that could of caused cancer my mom and the doctor are telling me its very unlikely since my white blood cell count would shoot up if I had cancer (Its at a normal level)
I hope the doctor doesn't try and talk to me during the procedure. Its going to be so akward
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what do you mean by complications...
thats called the anal phase of psychosexual development, perfectly normal.
and complications arise when allergies to certain chemicals, to much or to little anesthesia, after effects, the breathing tube might get blocked...theres a bunch of things that can go wrong. its much better to just stay awake, albeit it is humiliating
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anesthesiologists are usually the first doctors sued in botched surgeries, the complications from anesthesia can be really bad, its a good thing you wont go under general.
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wait so im not being put to sleep? wtf I don't want to be awake during this
youll be drugged but chances are youre going to be conscious still (your butt will be numbed up but youll feel a slight 'push/pull' sensation). you might even have a TV showing you your own tubes
and no, a colonoscopy is a common procedure, like i said, when you hit 40, youre getting one every 12 months.
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Well my mom told me they are going to stick a camera up my ass and look around and take pictures
Yes its ok to laugh
When the doctor stuck her hand up my ass I couldn't stop laughing and she was getting pissed and then when she told me how the surgery was going to go I nearly threw up from laughing so much
o.o
thats not surgery. thats a colonoscopy. you dont even get cut or get general anesthesia for that (a good thing). dont worry, its relatively painless if they give you a local anesthesia. and its mostly used to detect lower GI bleeds, and cancer
men over 40 require about 1 a year so get used to it
i thought they were gonna open you up and check your tubes...silly me...its much better this way.
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Lol thats the first thing im going to do once the inject me, im going to try so hard not to fall asleep.
But yeah chicken broth is all probably just like you said I will throw up
lol when i did a seminar at a hospital and thats what they tell all the kids, to count to 30. the people actually count aloud because they actually lose sight of reality, so these people are yelling 7!, 8!!, and 9! and then they blackout at 10, some skip numbers and say something like 43...weird.
do you know the type of surgery your getting? or is it just a basic exploratory?
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Polyps? hmmm, I don't think the doctor said anything about that
And yeah the money is definetly is worth my life. I hope its hemroids and if it is anything serious I will break it off with the girl.
Thanks for the nice comments, its making me feel much better.
anyway all I can do now is eat nothing but chicken broth and drink water
youre not supposed to eat in the 12 hours before surgery or you might throw up
the anesthesia is really cool though, try to count to 30 after they inject it, you wont make it past 10. and when you wake up, its f*cking cold as hell. just a warning.
you must have either really inept doctors or really really good doctors...once again gl.
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Yes, but they want to check if its hemorids, tears, infection.. ect
and its a bit late to cancel now
sucks...they really are trying to make you miserable and take the money, an ultrasound or MRI could check for hemorrhoids and tears and a stool sample could check for bacteria infections.
o well, good luck anyways, not like youll really need it, i doubt the surgery will be life threatening. but i am hoping its not some super serious awful disease.
o btw, 1000 posts...whooooooooo
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Surgery is on monday, gonna be under a ton of anestia or w/e its called.
They pretty much said the surgery is pointless they just want to make sure I have cancer.... Really pisses me off considering my parents have to pay for it
you should definitely get s second opinion. theres other ways of detecting colon cancer other than surgery.
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you didnt overdose on advil or another synth painkiller did you? i once took to much diclofenac and threw up some blood. it causes intestinal bleeding too.
are you still having surgery?
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the messed up part about the anal stage is that the kids that go through it (it kinda is supposed to stop at around 5-6 yrs old) enjoy holding it in because it feels good. LOL.
your WBC would be up the butt (pun intended) if you had cancer, it could just be a polyp or ulcer.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
and complications arise when allergies to certain chemicals, to much or to little anesthesia, after effects, the breathing tube might get blocked...theres a bunch of things that can go wrong. its much better to just stay awake, albeit it is humiliating
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
and no, a colonoscopy is a common procedure, like i said, when you hit 40, youre getting one every 12 months.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
thats not surgery. thats a colonoscopy. you dont even get cut or get general anesthesia for that (a good thing). dont worry, its relatively painless if they give you a local anesthesia. and its mostly used to detect lower GI bleeds, and cancer
men over 40 require about 1 a year so get used to it
i thought they were gonna open you up and check your tubes...silly me...its much better this way.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
do you know the type of surgery your getting? or is it just a basic exploratory?
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
the anesthesia is really cool though, try to count to 30 after they inject it, you wont make it past 10. and when you wake up, its f*cking cold as hell. just a warning.
you must have either really inept doctors or really really good doctors...once again gl.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
o well, good luck anyways, not like youll really need it, i doubt the surgery will be life threatening. but i am hoping its not some super serious awful disease.
o btw, 1000 posts...whooooooooo
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
are you still having surgery?
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."