Mephisto, I redirect you to here. IS SOMEONE GONNA MAKE ME MAH GOD DAMNED DIABLO WITH EXPLOSIVE RAINBOW DIARRHEA? I'll make it tomorrow if noone steps up to the challenge. Need some sleep night all.
Dude, you were meant to corrupt that wish! I was expecting some funny but pic of diablo shitting rainbows all over sanctuary... I'm gonna blame it on the alcohol and I'm also gonna corrupt the shit out of your wish.
It's granted but instead you shoot heroin and begin a 10 year addiction that fucks you up so bad you miss the launch of diablo 3 and only find out about it in 2040... and you are in prison.
I wish that you made a diablo poster where he shits rainbows.
Good thing he does Call of the Ancients: Summons three ancient Barbarians - Talic, Korlic, and Madawc - who inflict a percentage of weapon damage. Lasts X seconds.
But he wanted five ancients! This is a fun thread but I think I'm all wished out.
Granted but then you lose all interest in playing the game as they are so uberly OP and to kill Diablo on hell you just have to watch them do their thang.
I wish that mounts were in D3 but they were super rare and only slightly faster than running.
Granted but the other PvP plans include races across the map, fisticuffs (naked and no spells, monk is way obviously OP here) and high stakes where if you lose all your items are belong to the victor (this would actually be cool).
I wish that there will be a Starcraft and a Warcraft secret level where you can fight Zergs and Orcs.
Granted, but you can only change the character's shoe size.
I wish that Blizzard made an edition of D2 where you could choose the Wanderer, Blood Raven or the Summoner and play through their stories while watching them slowly corrupt.
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It's granted but instead you shoot heroin and begin a 10 year addiction that fucks you up so bad you miss the launch of diablo 3 and only find out about it in 2040... and you are in prison.
I wish that you made a diablo poster where he shits rainbows.
But he wanted five ancients! This is a fun thread but I think I'm all wished out.
I wish that mounts were in D3 but they were super rare and only slightly faster than running.
I wish there was restaurant in Tristram where my barb could eat some chicken.
I wish that there will be sets that grant special effects like the vampire Trang set (even though I never got to try these sets in D2 :()
- The Ultralisk comment made me lol.
I wish that there will be a Starcraft and a Warcraft secret level where you can fight Zergs and Orcs.
I wish that Blizzard made an edition of D2 where you could choose the Wanderer, Blood Raven or the Summoner and play through their stories while watching them slowly corrupt.