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sad but true : petition online has NEVER worked and arabic people are nuts

im gonna quote something i read lately

"Im not an ass, im just realistic" .- and old wise man wich i cant remember the name

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Im from America and I speak American.

America is not a country, America is a whole continent (i cant stand when people call USA America)

im from Mexico and i speak spanish, english, and Kakarikian

he must be the guy from southpark who killed every1 in WoW

i have a dog, its a beagle. i swear, every 10 min. , she is humping something, my leg, my guitar, my shoe, my modem (through the ethernet port), everything she finds (yeah, you read it right , its female).
and yes, she is very fat , and when she is not humping something, she is sleeping.

i have a zune 80, it is awesome, the big screen, the radio , the video quality, it is perfect. the software is a little strange, but you get used to it. There are games coming to the zune btw... www.zuneboards.com it has been announced already.

remember , fuck ipod, get a zune

One day, an old man was worried that he was going to die because of being hammered by a violent ghost. He then realized he could escape by hammering his fat cock into the ghost's heart and then eat the ghost's flesh which doesn't exist. Realizin it's nonexistent, he stops eating and begins to fart randomly. He even kisses the nonexistent flesh, which then creates a baby with horns on his large nose. After that, the old man stormed blizzcon'07 threatening Blizzard that if they don't mention Diablo he will start hammering the warcraft paychecks. Then after he grabbed his uncontrollabe mutated kid, he threatened to poop all over the blizzard people. He then stomped away while fingering himself to get the women to fart in his giant worm infested ass. Suddenly Stormcat came out of choasdragon's belly, yelling that she wanted more of his home baked muffins. After finishing, she took a muffin and buttered it, she ate impossibly. Looking back she said "you can't rape me!" while simutaenously running away. Diablo ran after her, roaring that giant meat wagons are very slow. She decided to eat him, roar! After a moment he readjusted himself and raped her, and then Thasador came on her and started to stuff a duck inside of Diablo's big imaginary pussy. Diablo moaned like a giant yeti and then slapped Chaosdragon upside his big, fat, slimey, stormcat like ass. Then the mutated stormcat like ass jumped from the cliff on which thasador was dancing while jabbing his thong up his crack with some lubricated sandpaper. He squated down and surveyed the imminent poop falling out, while choking on a nice hard Tuscan T-bone Steak. Then at night, a big-breasted visucius like ass stormed down on visucius himself, which was wierd for your mom to be up and about in a screwed state of mind. At night, Thasador stabbed a thief which was high, and decapitated him while smoking a big, big cigar and drinking beer. Carl then tried to have his way with some kills and fat monkeys, when Sofawall showed his monkey how to kill. The Stereo Radio then challenged Monkey King to duel. Monkey King, Sofawall, and Stereo all begin to fly without skill, and began shooting with a projectile launcher made for dung, by dung and with dung to avoid fishy odour, but smells worse. When Sofawall got it into his brand-new Batmobile, which smelled of Sofawalls nasty urine, Sofawall cleaned it. After an hour, he pooped alot. Also, he had a bad case of awesomeness. Chaos did not. He was forced by thasador to eat fecal matter. But tables turned, and Chaos forced Sofawall to eat elephant balls. Then Sofawall decided to kill Carlos. And himself, muahahahaha. Winston stopped him. But then he took a huge futuristic alien mothership and crapped in a hotel lobby, pissing in peoples inappropriate areas furiously. After awhile of running and killing, an old man pwnd his ass. Then the old man said, "hey get your nasty, bubbly ass away from me dude!" So Sofawall stopped, and then said, "I'm gay hehe" with a wink. "Jk!" said Sofawall. "Not jk" Sofawall heard Winston reply. "I love you!" said Thasador to Allison his beloved. After this incident, Chaosdragon proclaimed his love for beef jerkey with spices spicy yet sweet, and very sexy. "I Love jerky" became the motto. As the mutated Goat of Death arose from the ground, then the body of Deckard revived himself quickly. Cain screwed Chaosdragon in all of Stormcats filthy places, then a demon came forth and screwed Doppel up in the head with images of DarknessAngels psychedelic banana cream pie. Doppel, after recovering yelled for help and got kicked hard by Chaosdragon. A storm rolled ominously forth unto the fourth moon of swirling Saturn. A bolt of energetic mooncrust shot from the moon was heading to Earth in a speed of light faster than you jacking off to

omg , heres the perfect answer for me http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

read it, funny as hell

Omfg I Am So Waiting For The Torrent!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omgomgogmgomgomgmomgomg I Want To See It So Bad Puta Madreeeeeee

welcome, and if you like symphonic metal, i guess you are a big fan of symphony x , damn they're awesome.

awesome!! can i please get one? i'd love to play that game

thats not bad at all, at least you receive emails

welcome to diablo 3

want some delicious pozole?

just let me know

hello amigo, want some enchiladas?

delicious!! (although they look like turds on that picture)