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    posted a message on Im a Newb, spank me(JK, seriously no.....)
    here have this shoe. it helps.
    welcome.
    Posted in: Introduction
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    posted a message on The Tavern of Jay
    *leaves and returns from bar*

    Equinox, how ever ironic it is that i do not tend to drink, I do have quite the hook ups to get what drinks i want.

    Merry Christmas.

    *Hands Equinox both a bottle of butterbeer and firewhiskey*
    Posted in: Off-Topic
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    posted a message on Lurking No More!
    herooo my son. I am glad that you joined. Velcome. Have some rep for joining!!
    :D
    Posted in: Introduction
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    posted a message on The Tavern of Jay
    *shakes hair in the air back and forth like a dog drying himself off*
    Posted in: Off-Topic
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    posted a message on The Tavern of Jay
    I sense chocolate chip cheesecake..
    mmmmmm
    cheesecake :D :D

    ill have some cheesecake please
    yesssssss
    Posted in: Off-Topic
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    posted a message on The Tavern of Jay
    whoOoOoOoOoOooooooo
    i wonder when these hallucinogens will wear off...

    I hope the werehamsters like their gifts. Seth will like the magical bottle of unlimited fresh,
    clean, cold water for their space in the wall. Now they wont have to leave all the time to get some fresh water.

    hey look! a comfy bed!
    *falls, but hits floor*
    ugh, im never gonna try those again..
    Posted in: Off-Topic
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    posted a message on The Tavern of Jay
    *continues to try to do back stroke in water*

    hmm my arms hurt for some reason. what am i hitting my arms on?
    Posted in: Off-Topic
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    posted a message on The Tavern of Jay
    *Zhuge and Zhar make a fuss wanting to know about the hole in the floor they saw me crash through and where i had been, also baffled by the sight of my new talking dolphin friends*

    Seems like our new dolphin friends are regulars now in the tavern.

    Stormcat, being the owner of the tavern, also insists that I show her as well, not wanting to have a hole in her tavern floor and not knowing what it is and where it leads.

    The dolphins demand that with access to their underground water area, we must protect it and keep it a secret, for it is their underground water world that protects them.

    The three of us discretely construct a trap door on top of the hole in the far back area of the tavern where few can see. We enter the dark cave and summon some light.

    After a long trek through the cave we begin to hear the sound of moving water. Green plants begin to grow thicker on the cavern walls the further we travel.

    We arrive at what seems to be an arbitrary spot on the wall (not the same place i entered before) and the dolphins move the thick green plants reveling a spectacular entrance located at the top of one of the waterfalls with an incredible view of another off in the distance. A magical green glow illuminates the underground water cavern. The water is warm, steaming just a bit from its heat.

    Lush plants, many of them with fruits growing on them dot the cavern all around. Since we traveled all this way to get to this point, I insist that we all go swimming.

    "take a look around, some of these plants would be great for the tavern"

    *jumps in the water, moves a huge volume of water at zhar*
    muahahahahahaha

    *dolphins also jump in, swim off in the distance*
    *one dolphin stays, leans up against rock in the water, eats something growing on the tree overhanging*
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    posted a message on Patch 1.13 poll
    I very much dislike the cool down on the immolation arrow. That is horrible. Why the f**k did they have to increase damage on the thing if they were just going to add a stupid *** cool down?!

    AHHHHHH what have they done
    Posted in: Diablo II
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    posted a message on How big will Big D get?
    I want his foot to be bigger than our characters
    no really
    that would be so cool!
    lol
    :D
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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