Seriously. 90% of the time, it's the same guy delivering my food. I usually answer the door shirtless because..fuck shirts. The guy was like "you must do sit ups and pushups a lot, yeah?", and I'm like "uhh..yeah, sure". Today, he's like "I got you the large sized cloeslaw instead of the small size, because you always order it and like it and all, for no extra charge", and I'm like "thanks bro". It's really creeping me out. I might be overthinking it (I mean, I AM extraordinarily sexy and all that), but still, wtf?
Lawl. didn't you know coleslaw = blowjay? It's alright this kid who delivers to my house was like 'whoa weird, I used to live here but we got kicked out, owner was selling'. Guess whos got two thumbs and bought the pizza kids house ?! <---this guy =D
Damn, it's mostly in countries not of America. Even a couple states have delivery.
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Taco Bell does delivery?!?! McDonald's too?!?!
They don't deliver where you're at? LOL. Nearly every single restaurant here delivers. Places like KFC, McDonald's, Hardee's and the likes charge a delivery fee, though. Most other places don't.
Seriously. 90% of the time, it's the same guy delivering my food. I usually answer the door shirtless because..fuck shirts. The guy was like "you must do sit ups and pushups a lot, yeah?", and I'm like "uhh..yeah, sure". Today, he's like "I got you the large sized cloeslaw instead of the small size, because you always order it and like it and all, for no extra charge", and I'm like "thanks bro". It's really creeping me out. I might be overthinking it (I mean, I AM extraordinarily sexy and all that), but still, wtf?
Seriously. 90% of the time, it's the same guy delivering my food. I usually answer the door shirtless because..fuck shirts. The guy was like "you must do sit ups and pushups a lot, yeah?", and I'm like "uhh..yeah, sure". Today, he's like "I got you the large sized cloeslaw instead of the small size, because you always order it and like it and all, for no extra charge", and I'm like "thanks bro". It's really creeping me out. I might be overthinking it (I mean, I AM extraordinarily sexy and all that), but still, wtf?
Only thing I can say about this is:
So what you're saying is "2:56 PM Comments: 91 Recent Posts I think the delivery guy has a crush on me right with ng and onster Knives ola until it nly Go To Forums TIME TO SAVE" ? Don't drink and post, bro.
They do around here.
My thoughts exactly.
Damn, it's mostly in countries not of America. Even a couple states have delivery.
*Looks at search suggestions...*
Taco Bell does delivery?!?! McDonald's too?!?!
Fail.
They don't deliver where you're at? LOL. Nearly every single restaurant here delivers. Places like KFC, McDonald's, Hardee's and the likes charge a delivery fee, though. Most other places don't.
tally one up for the kfc delivery mind blow, but then again i dont usually eat fast food.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Yeah if he worked at Burger King you should definitely tap that...cuz they are royalty compared to kfc
It's Thursday. Thursday is KFC night.
When you have abs that resemble a Hershey bar, you can eat whatever you want. I do and I can.
Coleslaw.
What do you think of when you see that white-drenched stuff.
I'll be direct: The guy may have unloaded into your large coleslaw.
I don't like you.
When's the lawsuit that's being filed by Hershey for illegally using their logo?
Did that joke seriously fly over your head?
Only thing I can say about this is:
So what you're saying is "2:56 PM Comments: 91 Recent Posts I think the delivery guy has a crush on me right with ng and onster Knives ola until it nly Go To Forums TIME TO SAVE" ? Don't drink and post, bro.
I have it on good authority this is the premise of many a randy homosexual cinema.