If this is an attempt at sarcasm, I'm afraid you've pushed it a bit too far. If you're serious, I can only say that anyone who's completely unfamiliar with the concept of humility, is disqualified from this description.
It's pretty obvious that anyone who glorifies himself this much on the internet is a pretty miserable guy IRL. Still a funny thread though.
What's the difference between the internet and real life again? Do you stop being a person on the internet? Do I stop being a person? The only difference is people who aren't tough shit in real life, acting tough shit online. I assure you, I'm tough shit on both.
If you were such a successful and awesome person IRL you wouldn't work this hard to convince everyone on a random site that you are. Nothing personal, you just come across as if you're feeling pretty bad about yourself IRL and if you feel like talking about it you can send me a PM.
How am I "working this hard" to convince anyone I'm anything? Stating something isn't the same as working hard to convince people of said something. It's merely a statement. If someone says "I miss you", he's telling you that he misses you. If someone explains to you why he misses you in great detail, actively trying to convince you with ample amounts of proof, and begging you to believe him would qualify as working hard to convince you. I on the other hand know for certain that I am the things I say that I am, and I hardly care what random people on an internet message board think, or if they believe me or not.
I on the other hand know for certain that I am the things I say that I am, and I hardly care what random people on an internet message board think, or if they believe me or not.
1. Your life is so "busy" that you have to eat at 3am.
2. At 3am you are too tired to cook yourself.
3. You have no loved one to cook for you.
4. When you are hungry, you have to order KFC.
5. When you order KFC, you get coleslaw.
6. You cannot afford to put on a shirt at night (laundry bill?)
7. You weight 138 lbs., so you are either rather short, or you are a skeleton.
8. You fantasize about super models, which means the women where you live are likely not that attractive.
9. You take any sort of favor or aid from anyone else in real life as a sign that they want to have sex with you, which means you likely are desperately looking for signs.
10. You live in the middle of no-where, Alaska.
11. You are happy that you are the most successful person in your major, in Alaska, so much so that you boast about it constantly.
I really hope I can't believe everything you are saying because if what you say is true, you need some humanitarian aid, at the very least someone to hug you.
1. Yep
2. Yep
3. Wrong. 3AM, a time when people sleep.
4. Nope
5. Duh, I ordered it.
6. Who said anything about money?
7. I have perfectly fine BMI. When you're at 8% body fat, get back to me.
8. I don't. Stop riding a mindless example.
9. Not really. Since this was a joke topic, it doesn't imply anything.
10. Wait, you actually believed that? LOL@someone that dumb pitying ME. Hilarious.
11. Even if I were in Alaska, how does living there make being the first in my class any less significant?
I don't like hugs. If hugs make you feel better, then I pity you. *goes on an idiotic rampage to try and justify how if a someone likes hugs, he must be a scarred infividual worthy of my pity"
From the way you were talking, I expected you to be some narcissistic guy with SOME sort of back up. 6' 4" 230, ya know, star QB, etc. But if you work out as often as you say you do, and you weigh 130 lbs, AND you snack out on KFC, you must be some Napoleonic little 5' 1" guy, and that would mean the average human male could kick the shit out of you.
From the way you were talking, I expected you to be some narcissistic guy with SOME sort of back up. 6' 4" 230, ya know, star QB, etc. But if you work out as often as you say you do, and you weigh 130 lbs, AND you snack out on KFC, you must be some Napoleonic little 5' 1" guy, and that would mean the average human male could kick the shit out of you.
Short guys are like female Drill Sergeants. They overcompensate.
That or he is just doing it due to having a micro-penis.
10. You live in the middle of no-where, Alaska.
11. You are happy that you are the most successful person in your major, in Alaska, so much so that you boast about it constantly.
Still mad that we let her escape to the mainland? We only let her play governor for a while but then you guys went on ahead and made her a celebrity.
Oh Sarah... you made all us Alaskans look bad so that now Alaska is used as an insult.
I'll take console in the fact that we always have the grizzly bears and salmon to keep us company.
Nope, no attempt at sarcasm. Why should I show any form of humility when I'm right about what I'm saying, and have the right to flaunt it?
I think you misunderstood me. I was saying your lack of humility is proof of the fact that you're not as great as you claim to be. I don't want to sound cruel or anything, but a person without humility is very difficult to like. And I'm afraid no amount of abs will make up for that.
From the way you were talking, I expected you to be some narcissistic guy with SOME sort of back up. 6' 4" 230, ya know, star QB, etc. But if you work out as often as you say you do, and you weigh 130 lbs, AND you snack out on KFC, you must be some Napoleonic little 5' 1" guy, and that would mean the average human male could kick the shit out of you.
5"9-5"10, 8% bodyfat, at 136 pounds is perfectly fine, homeslice.
From the way you were talking, I expected you to be some narcissistic guy with SOME sort of back up. 6' 4" 230, ya know, star QB, etc. But if you work out as often as you say you do, and you weigh 130 lbs, AND you snack out on KFC, you must be some Napoleonic little 5' 1" guy, and that would mean the average human male could kick the shit out of you.
5"9-5"10, 8% bodyfat, at 136 pounds is perfectly fine, homeslice.
No it isn't. Your biceps have got be the size of twine.
Simple facts of biology ----->
1.) Muscle weighs more than fat.
2.) A healthy ->FIT<-5'9-10 should be ~ 160-175.
From the way you were talking, I expected you to be some narcissistic guy with SOME sort of back up. 6' 4" 230, ya know, star QB, etc. But if you work out as often as you say you do, and you weigh 130 lbs, AND you snack out on KFC, you must be some Napoleonic little 5' 1" guy, and that would mean the average human male could kick the shit out of you.
5"9-5"10, 8% bodyfat, at 136 pounds is perfectly fine, homeslice.
No it isn't. Your biceps have got be the size of twine.
Simple facts of biology ----->
1.) Muscle weighs more than fat.
2.) A healthy ->FIT<-5'9-10 should be ~ 160-175.
That would imply that anyone outside of that range is unhealthy and unfit, which is silly to say, you silly person.
Here's a picture so you guys can stop philosophizing about being skinny, even though I know I'm not "skinny" as say, a scrawny person is.
I'm not working out to compete, I do so because I have little activity in my everyday life. As far as my joints are concerned, they're perfectly fine. I'm not lifting unbelievable weights, which means they aren't under more stress than they can handle. I also eat properly, with more than adequate vitamin supplementation. *cue "but you eat KFC so I pity you!" comments.
How am I "working this hard" to convince anyone I'm anything? Stating something isn't the same as working hard to convince people of said something. It's merely a statement. If someone says "I miss you", he's telling you that he misses you. If someone explains to you why he misses you in great detail, actively trying to convince you with ample amounts of proof, and begging you to believe him would qualify as working hard to convince you. I on the other hand know for certain that I am the things I say that I am, and I hardly care what random people on an internet message board think, or if they believe me or not.
1. Yep
2. Yep
3. Wrong. 3AM, a time when people sleep.
4. Nope
5. Duh, I ordered it.
6. Who said anything about money?
7. I have perfectly fine BMI. When you're at 8% body fat, get back to me.
8. I don't. Stop riding a mindless example.
9. Not really. Since this was a joke topic, it doesn't imply anything.
10. Wait, you actually believed that? LOL@someone that dumb pitying ME. Hilarious.
11. Even if I were in Alaska, how does living there make being the first in my class any less significant?
I don't like hugs. If hugs make you feel better, then I pity you. *goes on an idiotic rampage to try and justify how if a someone likes hugs, he must be a scarred infividual worthy of my pity"
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
You are the Mr. Slave to my Al. <3
Oh jesusth christh....
Reminds me of that movie 'Go' when that guy is trying to sell confederated Products. lol
<3
I knew this whole time that the words you wrote up were laced with love.
Pumpkin Contest Submission:
http://habeasporpoise.deviantart.com/art/Diablo-3-Pumpkin-263477540
Short guys are like female Drill Sergeants. They overcompensate.
That or he is just doing it due to having a micro-penis.
Still mad that we let her escape to the mainland? We only let her play governor for a while but then you guys went on ahead and made her a celebrity.
Oh Sarah... you made all us Alaskans look bad so that now Alaska is used as an insult.
I'll take console in the fact that we always have the grizzly bears and salmon to keep us company.
I think you misunderstood me. I was saying your lack of humility is proof of the fact that you're not as great as you claim to be. I don't want to sound cruel or anything, but a person without humility is very difficult to like. And I'm afraid no amount of abs will make up for that.
5"9-5"10, 8% bodyfat, at 136 pounds is perfectly fine, homeslice.
+1 to you sir.
No it isn't. Your biceps have got be the size of twine.
Simple facts of biology ----->
1.) Muscle weighs more than fat.
2.) A healthy ->FIT<-5'9-10 should be ~ 160-175.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Pumpkin Contest Submission:
http://habeasporpoise.deviantart.com/art/Diablo-3-Pumpkin-263477540
That would imply that anyone outside of that range is unhealthy and unfit, which is silly to say, you silly person.
Here's a picture so you guys can stop philosophizing about being skinny, even though I know I'm not "skinny" as say, a scrawny person is.
I'm not working out to compete, I do so because I have little activity in my everyday life. As far as my joints are concerned, they're perfectly fine. I'm not lifting unbelievable weights, which means they aren't under more stress than they can handle. I also eat properly, with more than adequate vitamin supplementation. *cue "but you eat KFC so I pity you!" comments.
those belong to someone else.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."