Warning: This does contain some small sexual sentences.
So here's another update on my life but it's the opposite of what you expect.
So today was the last day of school and I hung/hanged (whichever one it is) out with a girl I like like (Tee hee) at the mall with a huge group of people. So first thing we do is go to the photo booth things where you take picures. She wants to sit on my lap and so I get a boner within a couple seconds. Of course, I hope she doesn't feel it but she kind of accidentally back and soon her ass is right over my *censorship*. I start to sweat and after the little pics she gets up and kind of smiles at me, and I start to get a small little happiness in me. So after I tuck everything up in my belt, we go to see a movie, and I did the old "I once cought a fish this big" and I pretty much had my arm around her.
So afterwards, we go back to the school since I forgot my stuff and there and she had to clean out her locker. And all of a sudden we're alone and she starts to look at me funny and seems to want something. I start to sweat and I don't really know what to do, so it ends all awkward and we kind of depart.
So then, we were texting and all of sudden her best friend texts me and says that she has good news for me (she knows that I "like" her). She says that she asked "that girl" if she liked me, and she said yes and she was worried if I didn't like her. So right now, I'm really happy since a big smile came to my face when I read that, and she wants me to go hang out at her place so she can "teach me horseback riding"
I am so fucking happy right now. Sorry that I'm throwing all those "f" bombs and offenseful messages, but I really don't care right now.
Yeah but hey, it's natural. I mean, if you've been literally dreaming about that moment since you found out what grinding and all of a sudden you got an ass rubbing across your winky then it should give you a reasonable excuse to get a boner.
So here's another update on my life but it's the opposite of what you expect.
So today was the last day of school and I hung/hanged (whichever one it is) out with a girl I like like (Tee hee) at the mall with a huge group of people. So first thing we do is go to the photo booth things where you take picures. She wants to sit on my lap and so I get a boner within a couple seconds. Of course, I hope she doesn't feel it but she kind of accidentally back and soon her ass is right over my *censorship*. I start to sweat and after the little pics she gets up and kind of smiles at me, and I start to get a small little happiness in me. So after I tuck everything up in my belt, we go to see a movie, and I did the old "I once cought a fish this big" and I pretty much had my arm around her.
So afterwards, we go back to the school since I forgot my stuff and there and she had to clean out her locker. And all of a sudden we're alone and she starts to look at me funny and seems to want something. I start to sweat and I don't really know what to do, so it ends all awkward and we kind of depart.
So then, we were texting and all of sudden her best friend texts me and says that she has good news for me (she knows that I "like" her). She says that she asked "that girl" if she liked me, and she said yes and she was worried if I didn't like her. So right now, I'm really happy since a big smile came to my face when I read that, and she wants me to go hang out at her place so she can "teach me horseback riding"
I am so fucking happy right now. Sorry that I'm throwing all those "f" bombs and offenseful messages, but I really don't care right now.
Thanks though. I definitely have everything planned in my head.
Oh and sorry for the flame crap. I was just over excited. Lol
P.S - Good luck
Hmmmm
Well anyways grats on the whole situation.
Yup. That's what I'm thinking.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
gratz man
But still, I'm really happy since I am going over to her place on Monday to start my move.
Rofl, don't you love suprise boners ?
Heh, if she actually wants to teach you how to ride a horse, Ill lol.
Yeah but hey, it's natural. I mean, if you've been literally dreaming about that moment since you found out what grinding and all of a sudden you got an ass rubbing across your winky then it should give you a reasonable excuse to get a boner.
Lol I warned you.
And so? Awkwardness so like the greatest thing ever.