Come to Vegas, you can buy a assault rifle even an RPG launcher, you just have to purchase the proper license. Here's my son (right) and his friend ogling over what assault rifle they want to have when they turn 21. For now his automatic AK74 air-soft is much as he'll get.
I pulled the ultimate Diablo III plug today at work! My smart ass knows no bounds!
Our company is growing like a banshee and is up on the block be acquired to the highest bidder because of that. So we have been holding high level meetings with a number of multi-billion dollar corporations interested in acquiring us. Today we had an on-sight visit by a party to go over all of our information technology. For this visit the prospective buyers CEO, CIO, 2 VP's in IT, and a number of analysts we're on hand for an all day meeting.
I capped the days presentation around 4:30PM by covering systems and network security. I go into a 30 minute speech about our 3 tier DMZ, perimeter and host intrusion detection and prevention, data leak prevention, event correlation, disaster recovery, and following government security guidelines etc. The meeting up to this point is all heavy and serious, then the CEO lays the pat question I always get to see if there are any holes in our network that worry me. Bear in mind I'm 45 and wearing a suit and tie, so the CEO is expecting a serious answer from me.
He asks "What keeps you up at night."
I answer "Diablo 3"
Bewildered he asks "I... I'm sorry what's Diablo 3?"
I continue "I'm waiting for Diablo 3 to be released, it's just the most anticipated RPG computer game of the decade and I spend my evenings trying to get a beta key so I can play it."
The room rolled because I stopped him in his tracks and he didn't quite know how to recover.
Dude..That is so damn epic. There's nothing quite as fantastic in this world as being ourselves.
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"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
I pulled the ultimate Diablo III plug today at work! My smart ass knows no bounds!
Our company is growing like a banshee and is up on the block be acquired to the highest bidder because of that. So we have been holding high level meetings with a number of multi-billion dollar corporations interested in acquiring us. Today we had an on-sight visit by a party to go over all of our information technology. For this visit the prospective buyers CEO, CIO, 2 VP's in IT, and a number of analysts we're on hand for an all day meeting.
I capped the days presentation around 4:30PM by covering systems and network security. I go into a 30 minute speech about our 3 tier DMZ, perimeter and host intrusion detection and prevention, data leak prevention, event correlation, disaster recovery, and following government security guidelines etc. The meeting up to this point is all heavy and serious, then the CEO lays the pat question I always get to see if there are any holes in our network that worry me. Bear in mind I'm 45 and wearing a suit and tie, so the CEO is expecting a serious answer from me.
He asks "What keeps you up at night."
I answer "Diablo 3"
Bewildered he asks "I... I'm sorry what's Diablo 3?"
I continue "I'm waiting for Diablo 3 to be released, it's just the most anticipated RPG computer game of the decade and I spend my evenings trying to get a beta key so I can play it."
The room rolled because I stopped him in his tracks and he didn't quite know how to recover.
Yeah baby I still got it!
I don't like writing it, but there is a time for everything:
Oh man...D3's cinematic seemed...underwhelming. Is it because of new characters and the annoying music?
Damn, I should be excited as a diablo fan but I'm kind of disappointed. DAMMIT!
I will just go watch D2's opening cinematic and cry now.
I had a few students catch me responding to forum posts here during office hours. They asked me which class I was going to play. I told them "you can pick for me if you ace your next exam." =P
Oh man...D3's cinematic seemed...underwhelming. Is it because of new characters and the annoying music?
Damn, I should be excited as a diablo fan but I'm kind of disappointed. DAMMIT!
I will just go watch D2's opening cinematic and cry now.
I had a few students catch me responding to forum posts here during office hours. They asked me which class I was going to play. I told them "you can pick for me if you ace your next exam." =P
Cain is Belial. Just watch. I'm right on this one.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
ROLMAO! I showed that graphic to my son, how got stung on his forehead by a wasp a few years back. He fell out of his chair laughing.
BTW, you have to be careful when eating Hagen Daaz, people will kill for that stuff.
Come to Vegas, you can buy a assault rifle even an RPG launcher, you just have to purchase the proper license. Here's my son (right) and his friend ogling over what assault rifle they want to have when they turn 21. For now his automatic AK74 air-soft is much as he'll get.
Our company is growing like a banshee and is up on the block be acquired to the highest bidder because of that. So we have been holding high level meetings with a number of multi-billion dollar corporations interested in acquiring us. Today we had an on-sight visit by a party to go over all of our information technology. For this visit the prospective buyers CEO, CIO, 2 VP's in IT, and a number of analysts we're on hand for an all day meeting.
I capped the days presentation around 4:30PM by covering systems and network security. I go into a 30 minute speech about our 3 tier DMZ, perimeter and host intrusion detection and prevention, data leak prevention, event correlation, disaster recovery, and following government security guidelines etc. The meeting up to this point is all heavy and serious, then the CEO lays the pat question I always get to see if there are any holes in our network that worry me. Bear in mind I'm 45 and wearing a suit and tie, so the CEO is expecting a serious answer from me.
He asks "What keeps you up at night."
I answer "Diablo 3"
Bewildered he asks "I... I'm sorry what's Diablo 3?"
I continue "I'm waiting for Diablo 3 to be released, it's just the most anticipated RPG computer game of the decade and I spend my evenings trying to get a beta key so I can play it."
The room rolled because I stopped him in his tracks and he didn't quite know how to recover.
Yeah baby I still got it!
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
Huge truth man, it makes the world more interesting.
I don't like writing it, but there is a time for everything:
LOOOOL :D!
What about being batman?
+1
And na, I would rather remain a gun virgin.
I'm happy this way.
Now, let's listen to what this guy has to say about television(what's this?):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Gf0VKXk5Q
Oh em gee. Super LOLS. I accidentally read this as "guy virgin" at first.
Damn, I should be excited as a diablo fan but I'm kind of disappointed. DAMMIT!
I will just go watch D2's opening cinematic and cry now.
Edit- IT'S COLD. We hatesss winter, precioussss.
I had a few students catch me responding to forum posts here during office hours. They asked me which class I was going to play. I told them "you can pick for me if you ace your next exam." =P
Master will take care of us!. Golum, golum, ggolum..
i should hang out in the physics department more, i hear theres bigger dorks there.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Really?!? Damn! I got goose bumps watching it.
Nice!
Hearing that makes me want to send you a plane ticket to Vegas so you can hit all the gentlemen's clubs in style.
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
What will his name be Old Scratch?