I just love monkey penises, shitty monkey penises... Lol, today in art a girl I sit next to, IDK what I said but it prompted her to ask me if I was gay, in a serious manner, and I was like, "Yeah, I love penises, I just love shitty penises and ass holes" and I kept such a straight face she had to verify that I was kidding... I should be an actor... n make munnies on teh hollywoodz...
--i see this getting turned on me somehow.....oh well
Because... Umm, idk... But my... umm, friend, I guess hit me sooo hard in the balls today... I was teary-eyed... But I deserved it, because I tried to hit him in lunch earlier, and I misssed and hit the table... and my knuckles got all scraped up... it wasn't even a rough table :D...
I just love monkey penises, shitty monkey penises... Lol, today in art a girl I sit next to, IDK what I said but it prompted her to ask me if I was gay, in a serious manner, and I was like, "Yeah, I love penises, I just love shitty penises and ass holes" and I kept such a straight face she had to verify that I was kidding... I should be an actor... n make munnies on teh hollywoodz...
Were you acting?
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Dream as if you'll live forever, and live as if you'll die today. "James Dean"
Owned...like totally
I lol'd....
I just love monkey penises, shitty monkey penises... Lol, today in art a girl I sit next to, IDK what I said but it prompted her to ask me if I was gay, in a serious manner, and I was like, "Yeah, I love penises, I just love shitty penises and ass holes" and I kept such a straight face she had to verify that I was kidding... I should be an actor... n make munnies on teh hollywoodz...
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
On average, they're 3x larger than humans, I think... I could be totally wrong though... I just was wondering...
--i see this getting turned on me somehow.....oh well
Because... Umm, idk... But my... umm, friend, I guess hit me sooo hard in the balls today... I was teary-eyed... But I deserved it, because I tried to hit him in lunch earlier, and I misssed and hit the table... and my knuckles got all scraped up... it wasn't even a rough table :D...
Mud wrestling really turns them on?
Lol, I don't know why I would ever make a thread like this... But it's quite entertaining...
Were you acting?
No, actually, but I can keep a straight face...
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
oooo.... BURN!