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Quote from "Pryda" »

Guess whos the jerk who stands out *Cough* Bashiok *Cough*

He would be the one to wear a bright red jacket in a crowd all wearing dark clothes. Haha.

Ahh.. I see. I will probably end up going with a marksman.

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*Updated OP. Feb. 14th, 2010*
Codeword:
See OP for directions on the codeword.

Alrighty, here it is. Normally, the rule would be you can only attempt this once, but this is a doozy and we need to get rolling. But, you may only attempt once per 3 attempts, in other words, you need to wait until 2 others have tried before you may try again.

First one to get every question correct may choose a single target to bomb, they will lose half their points permanently.

Most of these questions just require an adequate level of mental math ability, some are tricks, and some require you to think back to your high school math days. Good luck!

Try not to use calculators! ^.^

1-5: Find n

1. 5(n+7) - 10 = 110
2. [2(67 - (-41)) + 6] / 11 = n
3. (983 - n + 432) / 5 = 283
4. ((2 + 9 - 4) X (1 X 4 - 6) + 2 - ( -6 X 9 - 30 ) + 112) / 4 + n = 1111
5. (2401(4sqR.))^2 + n = 50

Note: (xsqR.) = x root of, just (sqR.) meaning square root.
^x = to the power of x.

6-10: Solve or Simplify

6. (3x - 3)(3x + 3)
7. (702 - 67) X 2 / 0
8. (0(900 - 50 / 5 + (625(sqR.) X 2)) + 17
9. (99999 - 1) / 2
10. 2xy + 10y - 4xy
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carambolage - 57
Shatterer - 50
Pure Physics - 44
Ivaron - 38
Lestater - 36
Zhar - 28
PhrozenDragon - 23
Don_guillotine - 19
ScyberDragon - 15
Junction3 - 12
HungryHippo7 - 10
Nektu - 7
Turmobil - 7
zhuge - 4
Party_Foul - 2
Seth - 2
deathMars - 1
Jeru5 - 1

I think I'll try this out. One thing though, does the marksman get increased damage from strength? Because that doesn't seem to make sense.

Wow.. It's like watching a movie. An awesome movie.

Once there was a gigantic bloody midget, who loved to rape Turmobil and the folks he didn't like. More specifically, the folks Turmobil liked. This contradiction was rather odd in a way if the midget actually went to the village where he spilled his seed in local cemetery, there would be undead gathering to go out for bananas. The amount of undead bananas rised every moment a pretty lady passed by swinging to sweet Jazz. All this fuss angered the god of randomness and thus he summoned minions of spam to terrorize the Blizzard main building where Diablo himself controlled his trusty lieutenant Jay Wilson.
There, Diablo caused massive slaughtering upon the evil WoW where he took the rainbow and crushed it with super candy power and unicorn deathrays causing a massive, Olsen twin invasion tocor occur. This was the first time anybody had acid, mescaline, cocaine, and other stuff mixed together while playing video games.
Farmville players tried to regain sanity by executing themselves in neat lines, but Hitler came to make them a perfect race of vampire nazi's showing the world how to cook. Slowly they started to grow even fatter Jay Wilsons copies of doom with weapons of mass confussion implemented, confusing even them. They were crafting delicious yet deadly pancakes with bricks and gave them extra powers for surviving the Zerg toxic gases which are very deadly. World conquering wasn't their first goal, but it was so simple that they forgot about their plan to conquer the evil purple dinosaur Barney. Then UFOs came and carelessly inserted their tentacles into play-doh and were seen by Radament who began to summon headbanging corpses. Tal Rasha tombs resounded with epic sound that echoed all throughout the Lut Gholein city harem. The girls were preparing for their daily slaughtering

Mmmmmmmmm....

Cake.

Hey, has anyone seen Sven..?

Great first posts everybody! I especially enjoyed yours, Junction3.

This RP better go strong for months and months to come, but I should mention now that I will be away for spring break, I'm not sure if I'll be posting much in that time, but I'll try. I leave March 5th.

Haha, good ones Nacho.

I want an RPC. How awesome would that be?

I quite enjoyed yours, Archie. ^.^

I'm proud of mine.. :')

That one's been going on for awhile. I'm thinking about picking it up, I lent my Bioshock to my buddy and forgot to get it back when I moved, and tried Oblivion once and loved it.

Quote from "Jeru5" »

3A: It does sound like Swedish or similar. Anyway i think it's True.

Correct.

Sorry for the delay, the bomb will be posted sometime after I get home from school tomorrow. Approximately 19 hours from now, if not a bit later.

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*Updated OP. Feb. 14th, 2010*
Codeword:
See OP for directions on the codeword.
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carambolage - 57
Shatterer - 50
Pure Physics - 44
Ivaron - 38
Lestater - 36
Zhar - 28
PhrozenDragon - 23
Don_guillotine - 19
ScyberDragon - 15
Junction3 - 12
HungryHippo7 - 10
Nektu - 7
Turmobil - 7
zhuge - 4
Party_Foul - 2
Seth - 2
deathMars - 1
Jeru5 - 1

Adulphozael slowly and steadily made his way through the ranks of a great gathering of lesser demons, waiting for the call of their master. Adulphozael had reason to believe this master of theirs had been the one who banished his soul into the abyss, 831 years ago.

The demon had made camp for himself within a tent bearing a large, dark symbol Adulphozael could not identify. He took a peak inside and carefully stepped inside, there stood the leader, overlooking the scrolls he had laid out on the stone table.

"You..."
"What!? Who's there? Show yourself!"
"I am Adulphozael, maybe you've heard of me." He said in a dark and brooding tone of voice.
"Adulphozael?! I.. I have never heard such a name in all my life!"
"Lies! How dare you lie to the face of your demise!"

A seemingly massive suit of armor appeared in front of the demon, bearing a short sword pointing directly at the unprotected throat of the demon commander. The demon could do nothing but gaze in silent fear into the burning red eyes of the assassin.

"No... no... not you. I am but a simple captain, but I know what you seek." Adulphozael said nothing. The captain cleared his throat. "However, I do not know the location of the one you seek, nobody does. Not anymore. Therefore, you should have no need to harm me in an-"
Before the wretched demon could say more, his gullet was instantly slit open, and his killer vanished. The demon fell forward, gargling, into a pool of his own blood.

Several minutes later, while returning to his solitary lair, Adulphozael began to feel a sensation, similar to one he feels when he disappears. "What is this?!" He said in great confusion. He appeared in a massive hall, standing on a curious circle lined with strange runes and various symbols. It occurred to him he had been summoned, for unknown reasons. The great demon Namphiel stood before him, looking down on him.

"What is thy bidding, my lord, Namphiel..."

Works for me!

I think I've got an idea... no, wait.. yes! No...

YES!

I think the magic of Buckethead's music has inspired me, goddamn this song is amazing.

This is gonna be awesome! ^.^

I'm like.. jizzing in my pants right now.

I plan on posting tonight, it's gonna take awhile for me to get my creative gears working. I don't have the greatest ones. Can we be summoned in our first post? Or do we need to wait one.