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you could just say you lost it... there was no need to imply I can't read russian... sniff... QQ

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Now...now patience my good cowking.
If you study hard, do your homework, take the dog out for a walk, brush your teeth, eat your vegies, continue to be cool, run a mile each day...I'll tell you. Promise.

I'm trying to study, I don't have homework, the dog is in my parents house, I brush my teeth every day, I bought veggies yesterday so I have plenty, I can't not be cool... but running??? are you kidding me??? :confused:

hehe... check this: you'll love it, trust me

coolness

Charlie the Unicorn:

OH!! they stole my kidney!!

I am the BANANA KING!!

THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOOOOUUULLLL!!!!

PARTY!!!!!! I MISSED YOU!!!!

I'm going to a club with my friends now... hehehe... I'm kind of drunk

see ya tomorrow... I'll tell about my hang over

told ya... it's delicious... you should try it...

btw?? where's nektu?? I need his professional opinion on this matter

well... hope in humanity

yeah... I didn't get that either... (rep disease maybe??)

ok, this is the perfect combination of epicness, randomness, and nerd-iness... EVAR!!! hehehe... just take a look:

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Well your touchpad better be covered in diamonds or I'm gonna get seriously pissed now.


My poor reptar, you don't understand, do you?
In the Cowkingdom, diamond-mouse are awesome. You can eat them when you are hungry. Use them as a source of energy and most importantly scratch your back with it. Nothing is as pleasurable as a diamond-mouse. Diamond-mouse are the shit.
Of course if only the Lord Cowking was here, he would tell you.
Your blue mouse is just lame. It glows blue...Meh...

I am here... Nekrdrac, and I will tell this oversized reptile the pleasures of the diamond mouseses/mice or as we call them: mooo... they grow in the tree of moo in the electronic forest of mooo, they are the most usefull thing you could ever think of, as Nekro said you can eat them and make energy out of them, but you can also smoke them, sleep with them, feed them, they can teach you philosophy and quantum mechanics at the saame time, you can play music on them, call your annoying parents with them, toos them, lick them, kiss them, base jump with them, use them to dig cool holes in the ground, sail on them, and a lot of other things...

the only thing we can't seem to do with them is to click... but why would you want to do such a thing??

shouldn't the waiting screen being "stay awhile and listen" ?

Pack your bags and remember to sprinkle some food for your fish before you leave because this is the place to be where all of our patience pays off and questions will be answered… hopefully. Take a look at these 10 top questions Blizzcon must answer and why!

10. The New Acts.

We’ve been taken to a journey through the Caldeum, New Tristram, and recently the Borderlands and all of these environments are epic. Which parts of the Diablo world can we expect to make a return and which new ones are we going to see? The Diablo world is a vast one with varied places such as the swampy Marshlands, the dark Dreadlands or to the icy Arreat Crater and these sceneries will possibly make its way in the upcoming acts. Besides, all of this will give us a feel of how close of a finished product Diablo really is.


9. New Bestiary & Bosses.

What is the Diablo world without something to smash and loot? The Thousand Pounder, the Siegebreaker Assault Beast and King Leoric were all brand spanking new and excitement filled baddies that we just can’t wait to beat the living or non-living crap out of. And if this is just a sample of things to come, it’s a safe bet to say that we have awesome bosses and bestiary stored for us in the oh so near future. I, for one, would like to see the return of zombified Griswold!


8. The Respec System.

Bashiok gave us the general idea of the respec system but he didn’t really go into detail as to the requirements and how to accomplish a respect. Will it be easy or will it be hard to gain a respect? Is there a cap as to how many times you can respect? What is the cost and are there any penalties?

Quote from name="Bashiok" date="Blizzcast #13 on 25 February 2010 @ 43:32" »

For Diablo III we don't have it really nailed down yet but some of the main points we do want to hit are that it's more than just a gold cost for changing your mind. Although that will be a major component of it. That it's targeted for specific skills so you're not resetting your entire skill tree, but you're able to target specific skills to reset those ones specifically. To also scale the cost of respecing so early on in the game it's cheaper and easier to respec and as you go farther into the game it will be harder and more expensive.[Source]

7. Character Resource Systems.

Blizzard announced that each character will have a unique resource system. The Barbarian will have Fury; Witch Doctor, Mana; Wizard, Instability; Monk, ______; and ______, ______. The Barbarian’s Fury system has went through different systems such as the Rage system, the Damage Increasing system and finally to the Endless Fury system which we did not get to see a demo of in last years Blizzcon.


But to get an idea of this Endless Fury system, here is what Jay Wilson had to say:

Quote from name="Jay Wilson" date="Diablo III panel @ Blizzcon 2009" »

The Barbarian can essentially just recycle his fury so fast that he was hitting dudes with Leap Attacks or Seismic Slams and stuff like that. If he hits a lot of targets, he generates a lot of Fury and he can just instantly just do another skill again. But if he wastes like a really big AOE skill on one dude, then he wastes a lot of his Fury and then he has to kinda start over a little bit. It’s a really fast pace system, it doesn’t kinda get in the way of his fun and hold him back but it does make him think about where/what he’s going to hit and what kind of skills he’s going to use on what type of monsters. And that makes it a lot more fun to play him.[Source]

Neat. The Endless Fury system feels like the right system for the Barbarian and hopefully this particular system will not get scrapped but it is still being worked on.

Quote from name="Bashiok" date="2. Re: Core Issues 06/17/2010 12:55:43 PM PDT" »

Fury is going through some further iteration. The orb system wasn't really working out like we had hoped and was creating some roadblocks. The other resource systems, nothing really to share. The wizard instability is reworked as well. More about all those at BlizzCon.[Source]

Flash back to January and a tweet stated that the monk resource system early implementation is complete; therefore, we can expect a finished or near finished resource system for the monk and perhaps all classes.

Quote from name="Diablo" date="Twitter on 5 January 2010 @ 9:12 AM" »

The monk resource system early implementation complete. A resource certainly fitting of a holy warrior. [Source]

6. Crafting.

Nothing has been revealed about crafting except that the Horadic Cube will not be returning (no exact source could be found for this). So what cube-like structure will we be using this time to fulfill our needs to mix in Wirt’s leg and make things mysterious doings appear? Not a Rubix cube that's for damn sure! Hopefully, a completely new crafting system that is more effective with tons-o-recipes.

5. The Unannounced.

There are several aces in the magician-like sleeves of Blizzard just waiting for the right timing to dish out a magical spectacle that will strike us in awe. Will there be a new system relating to questing, gambling, banking, guilds, etc? The unknown is sooooo titillating!

4. Player Versus Player

How will it work and what features will it have? No information has been given and we are all dying to know if Blizzcon will be the event that tells us this info.

Quote from name="Bashiok" date="24. Re: PK options restored in D3 07/02/2008 05:28:58 PM PDT" »

...That doesn't mean that PvP won't have its own focus, but those are details and features we aren't yet discussing.[Source]

3. The Rune system.

Last year, we got a taste of how l33t the Rune System can dramatically change your character’s skills to further customize your character. But this year we want to see any new changes and more in-depth information on its possible uses. Also in the last year’s playable demo, runes were not droppable so we’re hoping this year that it is droppable and that we can tinker around with it.


2. The Fifth Class.

A lot of speculation has been building up to what exactly the next class will be ranging from the common guesses such as the Ranger or the Bard and to most unlikely such as the Vampire or Werewolf. So, let’s end this forever long speculation and announce us the last class during Blizzcon 2010!

1. A Release Date.

Blizzard keeps giving us the run around on when we can see Diablo III on the shelves by telling us ‘Soon’ or this recent comment from Bashiok:

Quote from name="Bashiok" date="12. Re: any progress on the game?? 07/25/2010 03:03:47 PM PDT" »

Stupid amounts of progress have been made. It's stupid. The amounts. They're just silly in the enormity of them. And the progress.[Source]

All of this of course, leaves us to cross our fingers and pray on our beds at night for the day we get to hear an actual release date!

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Honorable mentions.

System Requirements.
Beta Demo.
Easter Eggs (secret cow level).

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=dys8KUnwGGg

There you go, your Highness! :smile:

Thought I'd show you all the next Diablo III creature sculpt I did:

I'll take some better pics soon, this pic looks more squished than it actually is.

im super duper sorry.

It's not the civilization that matters. It's the person. It's how the person interacts. Civilization is just a guise for the deeper things in life. The state of the world and universe at a particular time is irrelevant and merely an illusion. Everything is constantly changing, nothing stays the same. So, it's how you react to the constant change that determines your state of mind. Look past what appears to be a constant and see the things that are beneath them. Things that are a bit less tangible such as relationships between people, people and the physical world, ideas of things rather than the things themselves.

@ Turmy's mission -But how do you have that good time? What happens when what you thought made you happy is only a hallow shell of it's former self?

Let the wisdom of Lord Cowking echo throughout the mortal realm to reawaken the dfans.

Nacho for dictator...oops, I mean leader.

Long live Cowking!!!
Long live Cowking!!!

No cookies to anybody opposing us.


Edit- I did think to find more discussion on NK here tbh...

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Love the cow