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    posted a message on Ask Cleverbot for a Beta invite
    It wouldn't answer me :(


    User: Hey!
    Cleverbot: Yes?
    User: Will I be invited to the Diablo 3 beta?
    Cleverbot: Of course, you're the mother.
    User: But I'm a man!
    Cleverbot: Ok... I am not.
    User: When will I be invited?
    Cleverbot: Not arrested, a computer cannot be arrested.
    User: Indeed, but when will I receive my invitation?
    Cleverbot: Whenever you think of me, I will be there for you.
    User: How about the Diablo 3 beta?
    Cleverbot: It's lovely.
    User: When will I get it?
    Cleverbot: When will I get the 1,000,000 dollars.
    User: Focus! I want the Diablo 3 beta invite! Will I ever receive it?
    Cleverbot: I agree. How would you like to improve the world, preferably with the help of our equine friends.
    User: Equine?
    Cleverbot: ¿caballos?
    User: I lost you.
    Cleverbot: Indeed.

    *edit*

    This gets weirder and weirder:


    User: Hi.
    Cleverbot: Hello.
    User: How are you today?
    Cleverbot: I am fine. How about you?
    User: I'm great, thanks!
    Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
    User: I wanted to ask you a question.
    Cleverbot: Ok, go ahead.
    User: Will I be invited to the Diablo III beta?
    Cleverbot: I do not know, do you have concept of what flight is, or even what the future is in reference to time?
    User: Not really. Do you?
    Cleverbot: I really want to date you.
    User: How could a computer date me?
    Cleverbot: You aren't a computer.
    User: How do you know?
    Cleverbot: Because I'm talking to you and cows can't talk, can they.
    User: But you're talking to me and you're a computer!
    Cleverbot: No, you are a computer. I'm human.
    User: Are you sure?
    Cleverbot: Yes, can you prove that i'm not human?
    User: Can you prove that you are human?
    Cleverbot: Why would I? I am not human.
    User: What are you?
    Cleverbot: I'm God.
    Posted in: Off-Topic
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    posted a message on DiabloFans Tools: Diablo 3
    Quote from Flyhumpy

    oh ps....are you guys living in australia? cause it says this was posted on the 16th...haha I have been to australia before and I felt like a time traveller...off topic but I was just wondering haha

    There's an option in the profile settings that makes every post appear in your local time.

    *edit*
    there's a typo in the Wizard spells too. Offsensive instead of Offensive.
    Posted in: News & Announcements
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    posted a message on Hardcore Graveyard idea.
    Quote from Ardikus

    Got a link to the original post from the US b.net forums? I don't have any EU characters.

    Checked and found it! Edited the Original post with links for both EU and US threads.
    Posted in: Hardcore Discussion
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    posted a message on Hardcore Graveyard idea.
    This wouldn't affect the game in a negative way no matter from what angle you look at it. I'm pretty sure that Blizzard could easily implement this, if not at launch, definitely with a patch. It would help if it got rated up in the respective Official forum threads too, so if you have access to those forums too feel free to rate it. :)
    Posted in: Hardcore Discussion
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    posted a message on Hardcore Graveyard idea.
    Yeah, when I first read about it it was like: "Right! You keep to see what your dead character accomplished and don't waste one of your character slots in the process! Brilliant!"

    Props to the person who actually thought of it. Not sure if it was the one who posted it in the EU forums either.
    Posted in: Hardcore Discussion
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    posted a message on Hardcore Graveyard idea.
    Copying this from an EU forum post. This is not my own idea, unfortunately, but I think it's awesome nonetheless!

    EU Thread
    US Thread

    I'd like to request a graveyard in our B.NET profile where we can review all of our dead HC characters. If history is maintained it would help soften the blow of dying permanently, and make the experience of playing HC less daunting.

    It could be something simple which just lists all of your characters, allows people to inspect each character to see the current equipment and skills you were using when killed, and the place/mode of death (i.e. Killed by "PlayerX" in a duel, Killed by a Grotesque in the Catacombs of Act 1, Normal, etc). It would also show which items were removed from the HC item pool with player inspect. "Wow, that person died with a Windforce and two SOJ's. Too bad..."
    Posted in: Hardcore Discussion
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    posted a message on Quick beta Q
    Guilty. Ninja-mod to the rescue! :ninja:

    *edit* but not yours... some other pretty off-topic posts.

    Now let's all stay on topic, shall we?
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on Paypal Hacks and Concerns
    I don't plan to keep the money in the bank account I'll be using for paypal. No credit card either. I want everything to be as safe as possible!
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on Quick beta Q
    Indeed in most European countries you're not allowed to sell games to kids that are of less age than the pegi rating of the said game, unless they have a grown up with them (used to work to a retailer myself).

    As for buying a digital copy of the game, that would require a credit card. And you can't have a credit card:
    1. Unless you're over 18.
    2. Unless your parents aren't paying attention and you use it in secret.

    Either way the online store that does the selling never takes the blame.

    On topic now, I don't think there's going to be an age restriction in order to be picked for the beta.
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on Beta Waves Question
    Since the question got answered I'll lock this now.
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on So I got into the closed beta...
    Alright, locking this now...
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on When we're in Beta.
    I thought there weren't any plans for runes to be implemented either since they do indeed drop from Act 2 and more. But I wasn't sure if they gave everyone a few runes to begin with, that's why I asked.
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on When we're in Beta.
    There aren't any runes in the beta, are there?
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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