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/:( humm.... does anyone else smell shit?

"hell now i know why you all choose to drink here.... there is always something unexplainable going on.... rather entertaining when your shitfaced i must say"

*walks in with a stare of death*

"give me everything and anything you have that might bring me to near death or kill me. i want the most rancid, putrid, vomit water you have"

*Fuck my life*

Quote from name="Lt. Venom" »

*Looking around with a puzzled expression.*
"Where did the Queen and the Army go?"
*Turns back into a human disguise.*

"I sent the queen away to my vacation house. ... its kinda located in the seventh circle of hell. when she disappeared into another dimension, so did her powers and the control she had over the tea cups and spoons. now stormy has some new dishes."

*thinks: and thank goodness for that. i am tired of drinking out of these dirty glasses*

"screw a shot of vodka. just hand be the bottle" =D

*walks out of the bathroom next to the door standing behind some creature that is laughing and asking tea cups and spoons to kill everyone*

"hum....... wow that stuff stormy gave me is some strong juice. does anyone eles see this Crazy $hit?"

*Creature turns to look at Toasty*

"Excuse me Stormy, keep whatever you have been serving me coming. if im seeing $hit like this its has to be good. still think it tastes like raw oil though"

*starts to walk to the bar by walking straight through creature and bumps into it*

"humm.... ok so maby you are real...." *glances at zhar's ghostly figure and thinks. Wow! kick ass!.... wait hes dead? hum ok..."

*puts a hand on the creature and mumbles some drunkin words...o hole apears in the floor and the creature disapears. spoons and tea cups fall to the floor inactive*

"That should do it. how about that drink?"

*walks in looking drunk and thrashed*

" I need a drink, or three. matter of fact make it 4 and give one of um to Zhar when he shows up. kinda feel bad about throwing that stuff in his face"

*Sits at the corner table pulls out a pipe*

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"And obviously you don't know how to take a joke."
"But, if you're going to get offended by a statement that was said for shits n' giggles, then be my guest."

"Blasphemy, I say."

"i would rather not take a joke, then be a pompass ass. Don't worry about that shot Stormy. i think ill find somewhere else to drink. the atmosphere in here is unbearable"

*walks up to Zhar, throws powder in his face, walks out of the tavern*

"lol what is this stuff? some kind of magic dust?"

Quote from "skyknight" »

*comes back in so clean body shines, sees people squint and put on sun glasses*

*sees choir start singing, wearing their robes and their music folders as i walk in*

*rubs eyes from the burn of the light*

"OMG! ive been looking for you Tyrael. i was wondering if you had seen that guy who.....wait a tic... oh its just Skyknight.

*walks away feeling stupid*

Hey stormy pour a shot for Skyknight too its on me.

*tosses a Sapphire on the counter*

Quote from "Umpa65" »

(O.O)
*blink* *blink*
God help me

*sigh*
*stares into cup of unidentifiable grog*

Was that a worm? Aw, wtf?

This is why I dont drink tap water. Screeching beatles and worms might be inside.

*drinks the orange potion Venom offered*
*starts feeling a little better*

Thank you my friend.

Oooo I'll take some too Venom.

Hey there Lt. I'll have some fried Catfish.

Heres some gold for your troubles
*Recommends others to try it too*

Lt. catches and prepares the best fish

*Walks back in with a huge pan in hand. Notices Sky but is oblivious to cleaner state.*
"Ok, who wants some fried Catfish?"

*comes back in so clean body shines, sees people squint and put on sun glasses*

*sees choir start singing, wearing their robes and their music folders as i walk in*

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