Hey there Belial
What's it like in Caldeum City ?
Hell's a thousand miles away
But man you sure do own this city
Yes you do
Diablo can't hit as hard as you
I swear it's true
Hey there Belial
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there for you to smash me
Give this man another beating
Lord of Lies
Throw me up into the skies
It's no surprise
Oh, what'd you do to me
Oh, what'd you do to me
Oh, what'd you do to me
Oh, what'd you do to me
What'd you do to me ?
Hey there Belial
I know you are getting bored
But just believe me, man
Someday I'll throw you out of the bazaar
When I am good
You'll bite the dust just like you should
Oh, if I could...
Hey there Belial
So many repair bills to pay
If every simple note I sang to you
Would take your life away
I'd sing it all
From very high above you'd fall
I'd have it all
Oh, what'd you do to me
Oh, what'd you do to me
Oh, what'd you do to me
Oh, what'd you do to me
What'd you do to me ?
A thousand times in this Bazaar
I've died and died it's gone too far
I'll come to you and take your life away
My friends just all make fun of me
And I'm raging hardcore because I know
That none of them have felt this way
Belial I can promise you
That by the time that we get through
Your world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame
Hey there Belial
You stay there and don't you leave me
Two more tries and I'll be done with you
And you'll be just a bad memory, think it's due
You know it's all because of you
I can do whatever I want to
Hey there Belial here's to you
This one's for you
Oh, what'd you do to me
Oh, what'd you do to me
Oh, what'd you do to me
Oh, what'd you do to me
What'd you do to me ?
PS: Sing it to Hey There Delilah from Plain White T's
PPS: If you have musical and vocal skills sufficient to cover this...please, make it happen.
Stack Discipline, use Smoke Screen [Lingering Smog] with the 3 seconds Glyph, spam Chakram [Twin Chakrams] while Smoke Screen is active. Refresh Smoke Screen all the time. You are immune to everything while it's active, by the way.
When you're out of Discipline, pop Preparation [Invigoration] and repeat step one. The cooldown on Preparation is 45 seconds.
As Passives, pick up Night Stalker/Perfectionist/Archery.
Get about 25% crit chance total.
Need I say more ? Near permanent invulnerability derp derp.
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What's it like in Caldeum City ?
Hell's a thousand miles away
But man you sure do own this city
Yes you do
Diablo can't hit as hard as you
I swear it's true
Hey there Belial
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there for you to smash me
Give this man another beating
Lord of Lies
Throw me up into the skies
It's no surprise
Oh, what'd you do to me
Oh, what'd you do to me
Oh, what'd you do to me
Oh, what'd you do to me
What'd you do to me ?
Hey there Belial
I know you are getting bored
But just believe me, man
Someday I'll throw you out of the bazaar
When I am good
You'll bite the dust just like you should
Oh, if I could...
Hey there Belial
So many repair bills to pay
If every simple note I sang to you
Would take your life away
I'd sing it all
From very high above you'd fall
I'd have it all
Oh, what'd you do to me
Oh, what'd you do to me
Oh, what'd you do to me
Oh, what'd you do to me
What'd you do to me ?
A thousand times in this Bazaar
I've died and died it's gone too far
I'll come to you and take your life away
My friends just all make fun of me
And I'm raging hardcore because I know
That none of them have felt this way
Belial I can promise you
That by the time that we get through
Your world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame
Hey there Belial
You stay there and don't you leave me
Two more tries and I'll be done with you
And you'll be just a bad memory, think it's due
You know it's all because of you
I can do whatever I want to
Hey there Belial here's to you
This one's for you
Oh, what'd you do to me
Oh, what'd you do to me
Oh, what'd you do to me
Oh, what'd you do to me
What'd you do to me ?
PS: Sing it to Hey There Delilah from Plain White T's
PPS: If you have musical and vocal skills sufficient to cover this...please, make it happen.
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When you're out of Discipline, pop Preparation [Invigoration] and repeat step one. The cooldown on Preparation is 45 seconds.
As Passives, pick up Night Stalker/Perfectionist/Archery.
Get about 25% crit chance total.
Need I say more ? Near permanent invulnerability derp derp.
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No Legendaries still, but what the heck: random is random.