Well not really, but here is what happened. I had this sun burn on my entire torso/abdomen. I was showing my friend, when another came and slapped me on my abdomen, which pissed me the fuck off. He ran off, being the pansy that he is. I went to chase him. He went through a door, and quickly closed it behind him as he was running. I was going full speed, and didn't have the time to stop in time..I inserted my hand to quickly open it, but my momentum caused my torso to slam full force against the door, which then ass raped my four fingers. Imagine how much that hurts, then multiply it by 25, and add the anger I felt at that moment because he's such an idiot. Astonishingly, none broke. I've never broken any bone in my body. A BMW went over my two legs (which were on top of one another as I was on the ground), stood there for around 3 seconds, then backed off..that didn't break any bones either. I've fell multiple times, hit my fingers well over 10 times, got half of my right middle finger amputated, gashed my head, but never broken anything.
Anyway, my fingers hurt like fuck, and playing pool (which I do religiously) is harder than ever. I managed to still maul one of the best players around though, since I'm just that fucking great.
So yeah, comfort me, peasants *expects few replies*
Here's what we do. We create a diversion by throwing the planet's orbital axis off by thirteen degrees. Actually, ten degrees should do it. You don't wanna throw it off by too much. Cause, you know.
Now, once we've lowered the gravitational fields by, say, forty gigawatts and secure the outer perimeter securely, well, um, I think we should be just fine.
Do you even know how destructive missing an easy pool shot to my ego is? I used to end a game with one, two rounds..three if I'm on a bad streak..now it's taking five and six. Also, positioning my hand hurts.
Yeah, me being 6 years old, and sticking my hand in an exercise bike without my aunt seeing me there, and thus peddling, cutting my finger. I sure deserved it. The fucking intelligence level in this forum mindfucks me every single second, it's ridiculous.
Muahahahahahah - I can kick your ass in pool now.:P
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Smiling is infectious.
Give, expecting nothing thereof. ------------ BoD - Come have some fun! Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
I would be /wristing about not being able to *fap* properly.
Pool can wait, fapping cant!
Heres my worst injury:
Cutting my ring finger off with a bandsaw (was held on by muscle,skin and sinew[went right through the bone]).
It healed fine. @ the time the doc said I wouldnt have a fingernail on that finger, I showed him! Finger is completely fine cept for a little stiffness when i bend it and a uber sweet scar.
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"Free stone of jordan, just type: /dnd SOJHACK1337(password) for free SOJS!"
Anyway, my fingers hurt like fuck, and playing pool (which I do religiously) is harder than ever. I managed to still maul one of the best players around though, since I'm just that fucking great.
So yeah, comfort me, peasants *expects few replies*
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Now, once we've lowered the gravitational fields by, say, forty gigawatts and secure the outer perimeter securely, well, um, I think we should be just fine.
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
I've chopped it halfway through the flesh, not the bone.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
well you deserved it
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
Pool can wait, fapping cant!
Heres my worst injury:
Cutting my ring finger off with a bandsaw (was held on by muscle,skin and sinew[went right through the bone]).
It healed fine. @ the time the doc said I wouldnt have a fingernail on that finger, I showed him! Finger is completely fine cept for a little stiffness when i bend it and a uber sweet scar.
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"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
I keed.
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Lol@me still kicking ass, actually.
That has to be the funniest thing I've read on these forums, disregarding most of Siaynoq's posts.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
I try. Im here everyday until they release D3!
:offtopic:Does this community plan on making a D3 clan?
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