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Narrator: Nacho and Nekro encounter Turmobil, a man claiming he travels through time. However something seems wrong. Whatever time he thinks he has gone back to, Turmobil is shocked to discover that magic and hydras exist and that there is a world known as Precel.

Turmo- "Wait a second. Precel? Moomoo clan? What the... Anyway how did you do that hydra stuff because that was bloody awesome!"
Then suddenly it all clicked into place in his head and realisation hit Turmo.

"I can't believe it. Am in another freaking dimension! Oh ya, I did it. I freaking did it! Just a couple of questions gentleman to confirm my theory- you know Africa, America, England, France or Corn Flakes?
Nekro and Nacho- "No."
Turmo- "Well it was a pleasure meeting you all! I have to go back for Lolcat now. Will see you later maybe when I have time. I definitely have to investigate this hydra thing."
Pressing some buttons on a curious gadget he had, strapped on his forearm, Turmo waited and.....waited.
Nothing happened.
"FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....That damn thing is broken. Why does this always happen to me? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU."
Nacho- "I would hate to interrupt your monologue friend, but we need to part ways, for me and my esquire are on a mission."
Turmo- "Wait, wait. Are you just going to leave a poor innocent man all alone with his precious dimension warp gadget broken! Please help me fix this thing. I'll give you cookies in return. See here, have some."
Needless to say that after tasting the chocolate cookies brought by Turmo from whichever place he came from, Nacho and Nekro were completely sold.
Nacho- "Alright, you can accompany us. I may not know how to fix your gadget but in the Eastern kingdom of Curast where we are heading, it is said that there are inventors of all kinds and I am sure you will find what you need there."
However instead of rejoicing, Turmo was shocked.
Turmo to himself- "Kurast? Holy crap. Don't tell me am in a game now?"
Turmo to Nacho and Nekro- "Guys, does diablo...hmm...dark wanderer, Mephisto, Baal ring any bells with you."
Nekro- "We do not have any bells with us, so I don't see your point."
Turmo- "AAAAAAARRRRRGHHH. No no. I mean, do you know these diablo, dark wanderer guys?
Nacho-"No."
Turmo- "Ok then, let's go."
Turmo's thoughts *Pheewwwww. Man, I got so scared at one point. I thought there were going to be demons and beasts around here.*
And so with their new found companion, our two Moomooers pursued their journey.

------------End of ep.....

Nekro- "Hold on there! Is that all?"
Narrator- "Well I was going to finish it before you interrupted me with your awesomely foul manners!"
Nacho- "I think what Nekro means is that we would have liked a bit more."
Narrator- "ok...ok. Since you have all realized my greatness, I guess we can carry on a little bit further."

The Trijker mountains. 7 days ago.
Words from Phrozen have reached the Wolian clan's leader, Hans. As soon as he received the message, Hans immediately sent for one of his mages- Azriel.
Now Azriel himself was quite young but possessed a certain gift in manipulating the water element. Indeed some of his powers exceeded some seasoned mages of the clan. He was the pride of his forebears.
His dedication to practicing and developing his spells placed him well on the way to becoming the strongest of the clan, yet very much like Nacho the power never got to his head.

Hans to Az- "My boy, I have a mission for you. Your friend Nacho has set off for a very dangerous journey. He'll be needing your help. The message from Elder PhrozenDragon tells me he will set off in 4 days time. He will be heading for the Gurk forest and as you know, reports coming from this place have not been very good. Bear in mind that it is probable the powers of water or of fire alone may not triumph. So you'll need to look out for each other. Nacho will be waiting for you at the entrance of the forest. Don't make him wait too long. And do not travel through the forest at night in any case whatsoever."

Azriel could barely hide his excitement. Him and Nacho knew each other since childhood and were best friends ever since they first met each other during the clans' annual gathering.
Az to Hans- "I wish to thank you for the trust you placed in me great one. I need a couple of days to complete my preparations and I need your guidance on which road to take."
Hans-" Oh I have tried all mods you know. But I recommend the Zy-El mod for you. It's safest and quickest way to get to your goal."
Az-"Hmm...mods? Oh, you mean roads."
Hans-"Ah young one, when you reach my age you know; mods-roads, roads-mods - they pretty much are the same. Anyway after all my playing*cough*traveling rather, I have quite the experience, so worry not and take my advice and you'll be fine."

-----------------------End of episode 4--------------------

Nektu- "At this rate, they will take an eternity to reach me! Where am I anyway? And what direction are these brats even taking? There is no sense at all in there."

Narrator- "Oh shut up Nektu. I would have thought that as an oracle you would have guessed these minor details would fill in sooner or later. Are you doubting my skill?"

Nektu- "Sorry."
Narrator- "Ah much better. Now I guess I can reveal to you the secrets of the the G-spot."
The others- "What about us?"

[spoil] Narrator- You got pawned bitches!!! Wuahahahah. This is a new pawning technique I invented.
I've named it: side-distraction pawning. Man, I'm so good. And Nektu don't look so happy there in your corner. You got pawned too, bitch!"[/spoil]



Is there even any point in mentioning the witch Equinox at all?
Who is that evil bastard, Shatterer?
Is he evil enough to steal people's cookies?

But more importantly, who is dirty sanchez? Does he stink that bad?

All of these answers will be revealed in the next episode of Dfans the movie: Shatterer the messenger.