Enchantress: Did you know that the grasses in these lands descended from a rare plant that existed back in my own time? It had the most beautiful flowers!
Monk: That hardly seems important....
Enchantress: Oh, um, my apoligies.
Haha what an ass, just wondering what other entertaining NPC dialogue you might have found.
I can't remember the complete quote, but when you walk by one of the villagers midway through act one and he goes "There she goes again. If I weren't a married man I'd have her take me on an adventure" it always cracks me up.
That and almost every interaction between the Enchantress and Scoundrel is amazing.
There is one by the Enchantress, pretty sure it is mocking WoW mages - "Also, I can make you some water, if you like." Not exact, but i laughed my ass off when I realized what she had said.
Yea I hear the one about Leah opening an inn all the time. Another good one is in Caldeum someone makes a statement about you crawling in and out of the sewers all the time.
There is a very rare dialog about Leah opening an Inn. Dont try to look for the dialog tho, its extremely rare and only a few people have ever heard it. You probably wont encounter it until a few months.
I've heard it twice IIRC.
She also does a call-back to it later, which I didn't understand on my first playthrough as I hadn't heard her first dialogue.
This one's funny more due to timing than anything else. I had just killed the Butcher, who as you'll know constantly goes on about how human flesh is tasty and all that. Immediately after killing him:
Enchantress: The templar is strange around me
Wiz / Barb / WD: Thats because he is in love with you.
Enchantress: What!?
Wiz / Barb / WD: Haven't you notice?
Enchantress: No!?
Enchantress: When did you slay your first demon?
Wizard: Oh um, just a minute ago actually, and you? / Barb: Long time ago, I was a young man then, and you?
Enchantres: Ooh, I was thirteen!
Enchantress: Do you have some lattis bread and some sweet wine?
Wizard: That would be nice wouldn't it? / Barb: No, only a hunk of salted meat.
Enchantress: Oh well, I gave it a try.
I think I have heard them all.. Even the Inn thingy, more then 10 times (yes I play singleplayer alot).
Enchantress: Did you know that the grasses in these lands descended from a rare plant that existed back in my own time? It had the most beautiful flowers!
Monk: That hardly seems important....
Enchantress: Oh, um, my apoligies.
Haha what an ass, just wondering what other entertaining NPC dialogue you might have found.
yep all of them were jerks to her on that dialogue which makes me want to punch my character in the face
but my favourite is still[list]
E: I feel like you are my elder brother. Is that wrong?
No. Just don't ask me for advice about men.
E: About...! I was not... That is... Well, I do not know what to say!
and the matter of fact way she says Oh, i was thirteen. to the when you kill the first demon dialogue was pretty cute
My personal favourite is commonly used around the skeleton king quest.
Enchantress: Don't you think it's curious that we spend so much time killing what should already be dead?
Wizard: What?! (Seaming offended by the question)
Enchantress: Um... I mean... Nothing... (Says in a shady/shy way)
The fun part is that the female Wizard uses Azula's voice actor (from Avatar: The Last Airbender) and when she says "what" she sounds a LOT like Azula. I get nerdgasms.
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Monk: That hardly seems important....
Enchantress: Oh, um, my apoligies.
Haha what an ass, just wondering what other entertaining NPC dialogue you might have found.
That and almost every interaction between the Enchantress and Scoundrel is amazing.
I've heard it twice IIRC.
She also does a call-back to it later, which I didn't understand on my first playthrough as I hadn't heard her first dialogue.
Barb: do you ever write your own spells?
Enchantress: Why yes! don't you?
Barb: No! I don't even like magic. I just put up with yours.
And also to Leah
Enchantress: There is something odd about Leah, but I can't quite place it.
Barb: Well, she was raised by Cain after all.
Enchantress: Hehe, I mean in addition to that.
Enchantress: I'm hungry...
Me: O_O.
Enchantress: The templar is strange around me
Wiz / Barb / WD: Thats because he is in love with you.
Enchantress: What!?
Wiz / Barb / WD: Haven't you notice?
Enchantress: No!?
Enchantress: When did you slay your first demon?
Wizard: Oh um, just a minute ago actually, and you? / Barb: Long time ago, I was a young man then, and you?
Enchantres: Ooh, I was thirteen!
Enchantress: Do you have some lattis bread and some sweet wine?
Wizard: That would be nice wouldn't it? / Barb: No, only a hunk of salted meat.
Enchantress: Oh well, I gave it a try.
I think I have heard them all.. Even the Inn thingy, more then 10 times (yes I play singleplayer alot).
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yep all of them were jerks to her on that dialogue which makes me want to punch my character in the face
but my favourite is still[list]
E: I feel like you are my elder brother. Is that wrong?
No. Just don't ask me for advice about men.
E: About...! I was not... That is... Well, I do not know what to say!
and the matter of fact way she says Oh, i was thirteen. to the when you kill the first demon dialogue was pretty cute
List tags are malformed.
Enchantress: Don't you think it's curious that we spend so much time killing what should already be dead?
Wizard: What?! (Seaming offended by the question)
Enchantress: Um... I mean... Nothing... (Says in a shady/shy way)
The fun part is that the female Wizard uses Azula's voice actor (from Avatar: The Last Airbender) and when she says "what" she sounds a LOT like Azula. I get nerdgasms.