When I was out in LA, I got screener tickets to an early release showing of Whiteout.
It was one of the worst movies I have seen in a very VERY long time. Story is terrible. There are no surprises and almost no suspense. The "twist" at the end couldn't be more obvious.
In conclusion, don't waste your time or money seeing this movie. It's not even worth renting or downloading (if that's your thing.)
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I've come for your children - Your first born
I'm the monsta - The boogieman
So mothers be warned - But you give them up gladly
Honestly - what were they thinking putting Kate Beckinsale in full winter clothing and wondering why nobody will see it. Let's change the setting to somewhere on an island instead.
Honestly - what were they thinking putting Kate Beckinsale in full winter clothing and wondering why nobody will see it. Let's change the setting to somewhere on an island instead.
Two words: Shower scene.
But you still don't see her naked or anything. I was going to give the movie 1/10 but Kate was wearing some very nice tight undies which raised it to 3/10.
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I'm still curious about the movie. So, can you spoil it for me? Since from what you said, I don't want to see it.
[spoil]There is a killer on a base in Antarctica. First mistake they make is revealing who is his HALF WAY THROUGH THE MOVIE. What's the point of a masked killer if you know who he is with 45 minutes of movie left? Next is they introduce a character whom the audience is supposed to suspect is the killer. It is so obvious they are doing this that you immediately know it is NOT him. Finally, the final "twist" at the end is the main character realizes that there must be an accomplice to the killings of the film. The problem with this is there are only 4 people left: 1) Main char, 2) Suspected killer guy 3) Guy who is stabbed and almost dead 4) Super friendly old doctor character established at the beginning as the main character's best friend. So it instantaneously eliminates the first 3 as the accomplice, making the final reveal boring and uneventful. You don't even care at that point. You'll just want it to be over. [/spoil]
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I've come for your children - Your first born
I'm the monsta - The boogieman
So mothers be warned - But you give them up gladly
Honestly i think that Kate is good in the Underworld movies and thats about it.
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]"The lord of murder shall perish, but in his death he shall spawn a score of mortal progeny. Chaos shall be sown in their footsteps"
-So sayeth the wise Alaundo
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]"The lord of murder shall perish, but in his death he shall spawn a score of mortal progeny. Chaos shall be sown in their footsteps"
-So sayeth the wise Alaundo
Yup thats true but thats whats considered comedy nowadays atleast by the mainstream public. Personally i say its not worth spending 10 dollars to go so any tyler perry movie.
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]"The lord of murder shall perish, but in his death he shall spawn a score of mortal progeny. Chaos shall be sown in their footsteps"
-So sayeth the wise Alaundo
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It was one of the worst movies I have seen in a very VERY long time. Story is terrible. There are no surprises and almost no suspense. The "twist" at the end couldn't be more obvious.
In conclusion, don't waste your time or money seeing this movie. It's not even worth renting or downloading (if that's your thing.)
a pity since the comic was pretty good
Two words: Shower scene.
But you still don't see her naked or anything. I was going to give the movie 1/10 but Kate was wearing some very nice tight undies which raised it to 3/10.
[spoil]There is a killer on a base in Antarctica. First mistake they make is revealing who is his HALF WAY THROUGH THE MOVIE. What's the point of a masked killer if you know who he is with 45 minutes of movie left? Next is they introduce a character whom the audience is supposed to suspect is the killer. It is so obvious they are doing this that you immediately know it is NOT him. Finally, the final "twist" at the end is the main character realizes that there must be an accomplice to the killings of the film. The problem with this is there are only 4 people left: 1) Main char, 2) Suspected killer guy 3) Guy who is stabbed and almost dead 4) Super friendly old doctor character established at the beginning as the main character's best friend. So it instantaneously eliminates the first 3 as the accomplice, making the final reveal boring and uneventful. You don't even care at that point. You'll just want it to be over. [/spoil]
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
The ONLY reason I saw it was because it was free and it was a screener so celebrities were going to be there and concessions were free.
-So sayeth the wise Alaundo
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
-So sayeth the wise Alaundo
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Stay awhile, and listen.
-So sayeth the wise Alaundo