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    posted a message on Corrupt a Wish: Diablo III Edition
    Granted. He DOES anounce BETA but for Russia only.

    I wish for Ozzy to make a cameo in Sanctuary and throw an ozzfest concert after killing Diablo
    Posted in: Off-Topic
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    posted a message on Rune Effects - Zombie Charger
    Vacuum Zombie: Zombie rushes forward a distance and creating a vacuum that sucks all the enemies that it passes to its new position.

    'Splodin' Zombie: After it charges it explodes on impact.

    Zombie McFatfat: Fat zombie, increases the width of the charge, charging through more enemies.

    Jeronomo Zombie: Fat zombie cannonballs from above squishing a bunch of enemies under neath it (remember the 'rain of frogs' rune that the witch doctor had for the 'plague of frog' attack where they would just rain from above? Like that, but just one, really fat zombie).

    Already taken, but Fire Zombie, or Ice Zombie, or Shockin' Zombie too.
    Posted in: Witch Doctor: The Mbwiru Eikura
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    posted a message on Beta coverage poll
    What I love about any RPG is building myself up, but through my own skills and abilities, and so I'm dying to know all about the skills, the rune effects and all about the classes, next, I guess traits and of course being that we know so much about D3 (sarcasm) I want to know WHAT the game is- ALL the mechanics, how the work, how they are, etc. and of course the gameplay, everything I could live without, spoilers won't make or break it for me, be they be lore, quests, etc, it doesn't bother me if they are revealed but I prefer to know about the above stuff first.

    So, should be expecting the Beta info thread next week? ;)
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on Mortal Kombat
    I'm gonna havta say me too.

    Though at the moment I'm story-moding, and every so often go to challenge tower. Absolutely love this game.

    When I start arcading or playing with friends (summer break should start soon = summer parties by my house) prolly main with any of the ninjas, depending on which style/attacks I'm in the mood for, I know, cliche, but the trio (scorp, Subs and Reptile) have always been my favorite and the few times I played Smoke, I loved him so I'm adding him to the list too B) B)

    Btw, I'm only half way through story mode and brushed the regular 'choose your fighter' area a few times during practice or the one or two times I played arcade. Am I just blind or is Quan Chi not there (on single player, offline)? or do you have to unlock him or something?
    Posted in: Other Games
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    posted a message on Razor Burns
    Eh you just don't shave enough. Your skin might just be getting irritated because you hardly shave and when you finally do it aggravates the skin. I shave once a week. I also use a shaver, try that. I use lectric shave or any other pre-shave to get the hair standing and make it easier to shave than afterwards I use some post-shave lotion to reduce any irritation I would have. I don't feel a thing. :biggrin:
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    posted a message on Difference between xbows and regular bows
    Quote from BryanM

    The pistol crossbows are a single item with two teeny little crossbows in it - like how your gloves drop as one item with two gloves in it. And as said before, are her class specific item.

    The rest of the crossbows are bigger and supposedly equivalent to bows. It'd be like asking "why would a barbarian use swords when he can use maces."

    They have not yet told us if the burrito cannon will be making a reappearance.

    Hey. Hey! Guys that are there - are the Witchdoctor masks really their class specific item? .. cause that'd be kind of cool with a k. Kewl whip.

    If anything it would be class-specific armor, a 'weapon' would be something like those staves/wands with skulls on em that they used to perform they're rituals or possibly even effigies.
    Posted in: Demon Hunter: The Dreadlands
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    posted a message on Where's Beta?
    Scyber, being that you're so tight with Bash and he keeps answering you, and you said that the DH resource is being finished can you ask, or do you know if the other classes are 100% complete and if we can get ANY info on those? Also did they mention any resource globes and how and if they will be implemented?
    Thanks.
    Posted in: News & Announcements
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    posted a message on Where's Beta?
    Quote from debo

    Here on diablofans you get the news at first. Thanks for the passion and patience guys. I like reading new stuff from you!

    I am really looking forward to the beginning of may. Hopefully they will announce the beta date. And I like the approach of Blizzard to hide all interesting stuff from us before releasing the game finally.

    And if there is something about the facebook thing, we will know after ~175000 LIKES.

    Quote from vl

    This website is going to drive me crazy.....

    A metaphor perhaps....


    So this girl says she wants to have sex with you, but you have to wait, and god will you, because she is what you have always wanted.

    Years pass, and she is still stringing you along, but you know when you finally get it, it will be worth it.

    In the time thats passed, she constantly is teasing you, a dirty text message here and there, and once you start losing hope, I naughty picture comes your way! OK WERE BACK IN BUSINESS!

    But still, nothing, just the teasing, and occasional visual to keep you leashed.

    It's been 10 years now, and the teasing has become more consistent, more often, and promises of the day soon.....



    BUT WHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????


    During times like these, you often hit the bar, swallow your pride, and go for the average because it will hold you over for now. But damnit Blizzard! Lose the Chastity belt and let her free!!!!


    Were talking about video games by the way......

    nice methapor of the wait of Diablo III :sweat:
    You said information = girl is teasing you, final game = you having ... with her but what about the beta...something between? :lol:

    Foreplay/make out session + a bit more than that but no sex?
    Posted in: News & Announcements
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    posted a message on Twelfth Batch of Screenshots and Art
    Quote from Daemaro

    Because of the way they are created, I like to think the loincloth is some sort of burial cloth or clothing that happens to be hanging just in the right place.

    Tell me about it.. I hate those 'L' shaped blankets that every TV/Movie couple always has in their bed right after sex, yknow the one that ALWAYS has the guy covered up till the waist but the girl to her neck...
    Posted in: News & Announcements
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    posted a message on Twelfth Batch of Screenshots and Art
    Dam, He's big, nice to see a variety in size!
    Posted in: News & Announcements
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    posted a message on AtomicGamer Interviews Kevin Martens
    When they say that 2011is still the plan do they mean the release of the game or the Beta?
    Posted in: News & Announcements
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    posted a message on Corrupt a Wish: Diablo III Edition
    Granted, but in this time line cockroaches evolved and now control the world.

    I wish for Mephisto to stop wishing for sex-related wishes (or at least provide visuals for what he wants exactly :tongue: )
    Posted in: Off-Topic
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    posted a message on The Gem Leveling Process in Diablo III
    Quote from Jackzor

    Runes are what you put into skills, gems are what you put into items.

    Ah my bad. Sorry about that. Got a little confused between the two there...

    But even so, I am sure you would want more than one gem for one piece of armor, you would still be collecting more than one gem and such would make it that much harder to attain that many.
    Posted in: News & Announcements
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    posted a message on Diablo 3 Specs?
    Maybe we'll find someone even sneakier at the upcoming Blizzcon? O.o
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on The Gem Leveling Process in Diablo III
    Guys, you're forgetting that we get up to what? 7 active skills right? So it isn't just 19k gems but 19k x 7. Now THAT is a bit too much even for the hardcoriest of players, dontcha think?
    Posted in: News & Announcements
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